雙語笑話：肯定地

Definitely

A nursery school teacher says to her class，“Who can use the word ‘Definitely’in a sentence？”

First a little girl says，“The sky is definitely blue．”The teacher says，“Sorry，Amy，but the sky can be gray，or orange...

Second a little boy says，“Trees are definitely green．”“Sorry，but in the autumn，the trees are brown．”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks，“Does a fart have lumps？”

The teacher looks horrified and says，“Johnny！Of course not?。?！”

“OK... then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...”

肯定地

幼兒園老師問她的學生們：“誰能用單詞‘肯定地’造個句子？”

第一個小女孩說：“天空肯定是藍色的?！崩蠋熣f道：“很遺憾，艾米，天空也可能是灰色的，或者橙色的……”

第二個小男孩說：“樹肯定是綠色的?！薄昂苓z憾，但是在秋天樹是棕色的?！?

小約翰從教室后面站起來問道：“屁會是塊狀的嗎？”

老師看上去很驚駭，說道：“約翰！當然不可能?。。　?

“哦……那么我肯定是把大便拉在了褲子上……”