校園笑話(huà)：3、 I, you and she 我，你，她

3. I, you and she

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You, She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words.

The teacher said, "I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student."

When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, "I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student."

His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."

The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart1. "Yes," he said proudly2, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."

Notes:

1. learn …by heart 諳記，能背出

2. proudly 自豪地

我，你，她

彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個(gè)詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個(gè)詞造句。老師說(shuō)：“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生?！?

彼得回到家里，爸爸問(wèn)他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說(shuō)：“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽?zhuān)┧悄愕耐瑢W(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生?！?

爸爸聽(tīng)了非常生氣，說(shuō)：“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽?zhuān)荒?，你是我的兒子?！?

第二天，老師問(wèn)彼得是否記住了那三個(gè)詞?！笆堑?，”彼得自豪地說(shuō)，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的媽媽?zhuān)荒?，你是我的兒子?！?

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美國(guó)母語(yǔ)教學(xué)的主要部分大致分為：閱讀、寫(xiě)作、文學(xué)欣賞、古英語(yǔ)和口頭表達(dá)這幾個(gè)部分。小學(xué)的母語(yǔ)教學(xué)的主要任務(wù)是培養(yǎng)學(xué)生的閱讀能力和基本的寫(xiě)作能力。美國(guó)公立教育在建立初期，對(duì)于母語(yǔ)能力的最低目標(biāo)是“讓所有有投票權(quán)的公民都認(rèn)得字，能明白候選人或者提案的內(nèi)容，做出經(jīng)過(guò)思考的選擇，投下有意義的一票?！?