學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話 兔子打瞌睡 Hare was sleeping

104 兔子打瞌睡 Hare was sleeping

David always sleeps in class. The unbearable teacher woke him up and asked him,"Do you know why the hare lost the race against the turtle"

David replied with bleary eyes,"I don't know."

The upset teacher said,"It's because the hare was sleeping."

David happily said,"I see！ It turns out that all who didn't sleep are turtles！"

大衛(wèi)上課總是打瞌睡,老師忍無(wú)可忍地把他叫醒,問(wèn)他:"你知道龜兔賽跑中兔子為什么會(huì)輸嗎"

大衛(wèi)睡眼惺忪地回答:"不知道。"

老師生氣地說(shuō):"因?yàn)橥米釉诖蝾?

大衛(wèi)開心地說(shuō):"我明白了,原來(lái)沒(méi)打瞌睡的全是烏龜??！"

unbearable a. 不可忍受的 hare n. 兔子 turtle n. 海龜,陸龜,水龜