警匪英語(yǔ)笑話 找借口 A good excuse

299 找借口 A good excuse

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for nice evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 100 mph,he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way that a cop can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself,and proceeded to open her up further. The needle hit 110, 120… Then the reality of the situation hit him."What in the world am I doing" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him,took his license without a word and examined it and the car."It's been a long day,this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork,so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before,I just might let you go."

The guy thinks for a second and says,"Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back！"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

一個(gè)家伙新買了一輛奔馳車,趁著天黑,到州際高速公路上過(guò)把癮。當(dāng)指針跳到時(shí)速100英里的時(shí)候,他突然看見(jiàn)后面有閃光的警燈跟著他。

他對(duì)自己說(shuō):"警車不可能追上奔馳,"就猛踩油門繼續(xù)加速,指針指向時(shí)速110,120……這時(shí),他忽然醒悟,對(duì)自己說(shuō):"我這到底是在干什么呀?"就把車停在路邊。

警察走過(guò)來(lái),一言不發(fā),對(duì)他的駕照和汽車審視了半天,然后說(shuō):"這一天好長(zhǎng),我快下班了,今天又是13號(hào)星期五,我不想再開(kāi)罰單了。如果你能給我一個(gè)好的、我從來(lái)沒(méi)有聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)的理由,為什么開(kāi)快車,我或許會(huì)放你一馬。"

這個(gè)家伙想了一下說(shuō):"上個(gè)星期我老婆跟一個(gè)警察私奔了,剛才我是怕你要把她送回來(lái)。"

警察說(shuō):"祝你周末愉快！"

interstate n. 州際公路　 flash n. / v. 閃光