網(wǎng)絡(luò)誕生前的奇葩搭訕臺詞 你用過這些嗎？

　　Dating is hard. But guess what, it used to be even harder back in the days before online dating,Facebook and dating apps. You know, the days when if you liked someone, you couldn't just "poke" them on Facebook or "like" their newly-single status. In person, there was only one way to get their attention: the pick-up line.

　　戀愛是件困難的事情。不過說實話，在網(wǎng)戀、臉書和交友應(yīng)用誕生之前，戀愛其實更加困難。你懂的，在那些日子里，如果你對某人心存愛戀，你不能簡簡單單的在臉書網(wǎng)上“戳”他們，也不能給他們剛更新的單身狀態(tài)點贊。面對面時，只有一種方式能吸引他們的注意力：求勾搭的臺詞。

　　We asked our Facebook friends to share the funniest pick-up lines they've ever heard (or delivered)! Here are just a few of them.

　　我們請臉書網(wǎng)上的網(wǎng)友和大家一起分享一下他們所聽過(或者說過的)最爛俗的搭訕臺詞，下面是其中的幾條。

　　1. "If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

　　如果我告訴你你的身體很美，你會讓它靠近我么?

　　2. "Do you have a map? Because, I just got lost in your eyes."

　　“請問你有地圖嗎?因為我已經(jīng)迷失在你的眼眸里了。”

　　3. "Can I have your phone number? Because I lost mine."

　　“你能告訴我你的電話號碼嗎?我忘了自己的號碼。”

　　4. "What's your sign?"

　　你是什么星座的?

　　5. "There are three things I want to do before I die and you're fulfilling one of them."

　　“在我死前我有三件事必須完成，你就是其中一件。”

　　6. "You're so fine, I'll drink your bath water."

　　“你太完美了，我愿意喝你的洗澡水。”

　　7. "I must be in heaven, because you're an angel."

　　我現(xiàn)在一定是在天堂，因為你是一位天使。

　　8. "Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams..."

　　“難道我從不曾見過你?或許是在我的夢中見過……”