知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-工作類Psychiatrist

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.44]知行英語<br /> [00:05.62]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.25]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:14.39]Psychiatrist<br /> [00:16.16]精神病醫(yī)生<br /> [00:20.13]Jerry went to a psychiatrist.<br /> [00:23.49]"Doc," he said,<br /> [00:26.04]"I've got trouble.<br /> [00:28.71]Every time I get into bed,<br /> [00:31.83]I think there's somebody under it.<br /> [00:34.81]I'm going crazy!"<br /> [00:38.32]Just put yourself in my hands for one year,"<br /> [00:42.71]said the shrink.<br /> [00:44.21]"Come to me three times a week,<br /> [00:47.09]and I'll cure your fears."<br /> [00:50.36]How much do you charge?"<br /> [00:53.18]A hundred dollars per visit.<br /> [00:55.98]"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.<br /> [00:59.74]Six months later<br /> [01:01.27]the doctor met Jerry on the street.<br /> [01:04.65]"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?"<br /> [01:08.29]asked the psychiatrist.<br /> [01:11.35]For a hundred bucks a visit?<br /> [01:14.50]the bartender cured me for $10."<br /> [01:19.14]"Is that so! How?"<br /> [01:22.50]He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"<br /> [01:27.00]Ain't nobody under there now!!!<br /> [01:31.87]中文大意<br /> [02:28.14]語言點(diǎn)<br /> [02:29.52]Psychiatrist<br /> [02:35.47]精神病醫(yī)生，精神病學(xué)家<br /> [02:38.97]get into bed<br /> [02:42.04]go to bed<br /> [02:45.28]I'm going crazy<br /> [02:48.77]crazy<br /> [02:51.79]to<br /> [02:54.22]I'm going to be crazy.<br /> [02:56.75]I'm going mad.<br /> [02:59.26]Shrink<br /> [03:03.25]精神病醫(yī)生<br /> [03:06.03]Cure<br /> [03:08.55]治療<br /> [03:12.46]治愈<br /> [03:14.13]Charge<br /> [03:17.53]索價(jià)<br /> [03:21.43]for<br /> [03:23.79]This store often charges only 65 US cents<br /> [03:27.74]for a dozen large eggs.<br /> [03:35.65]sleep on it<br /> [03:46.34]buck<br /> [03:49.10]元<br /> [03:51.95]Bartender<br /> [03:55.86]酒吧服務(wù)生<br /> [03:58.06]Cut off<br /> [03:59.32]切掉，切斷<br /> [04:02.23]He had a finger cut off by a machine<br /> [04:05.16]while working.<br /> [04:10.82]Ain't<br /> [04:13.91]am not, are not, is not, have not, has not<br /> [04:21.29]is not<br /> [04:26.18]謝謝收聽<br /> [04:36.68]知行提示</p>

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