休閑對話：活著當(dāng)“房奴”死了做“墓奴”

楊: I heard that you bought an apartment, is that true?

我聽說你買了套公寓，是真的嗎?

李: Yes, my girlfriend threatened not to marry me without an apartment.

是的，我女朋友揚言說沒有房子就不嫁給我。

楊: Come on guy. Please not be so sad, now you are a man who has a house.

振作點，伙計，別這么悲哀，現(xiàn)在你是有房一族了。

李: The problem is that I need to pay the bank 6000yuan per month till I am 55yesrs old.

問題是我每個月需要支付銀行6千元，直到我55歲。

楊: Eh, house really costs too much today.

呃，現(xiàn)在房子真的太貴了。

李: Everything costs more than before. Every day I wake up and I start to calculate how much I should earn today to pay all the bills, I think it’s better to die.

所有的東西都比以前貴了。每天我一睜開眼就要開始計算今天我要掙多少錢，才能夠付清賬單，我認為還不如去死。

楊: Please don’t say so. The average price for grave is 50000 per square meter while apartment is only 20000.

千萬別這么說。墳?zāi)沟木鶅r是5萬每平方，房子的均價只有2萬。

李: My god! Live or die, both are affliction for such a poor man like me.

我的天哪!對于像我這樣的窮人而言，活著或者死去都是一種折磨。