休閑對話：女人裸居，關不關鄰居的事？

楊: What happened on your right eye?

你的右眼怎么了?

李: Don’t mention it if you are still my friend. My wife beat me on it.

如果你還是我朋友的話就別提了。 我老婆打了我的眼睛一拳。

楊: Why? You must do something wrong.

為什么?你一定做錯了什么事。

李: Well, I stayed in the balcony as usual, but unfortunately when my wife came to me, one of our neighbors, a young lay was naked and walking in her sitting room with the open window.

我跟平時一樣待在陽臺，但是不幸的是當我的妻子來找我的時候， 我們的一個鄰居，一位年輕的小姐在她客廳里走來走去，窗戶沒關,衣服沒穿。

楊: Oh, I see, your wife must think that you came to the balcony only to watch her.

哦，我明白了，你妻子一定以為你是去陽臺看她的。

李: But who knows that I was coming there only for smoking!

但是誰知道呢，我只是去那里抽煙的。

楊: Well, sometimes good views also make you unhappy. By the way, how is her figure?

有時候好的風景也會令你不開心。 順便問一下，她身材如何?