燒烤Barbecue: BBQ

CHARLIE: Beer! Where is the beer!

HUGH: Don't be such a beer hog, Charlie. Why don't we play some frisbee first?

CHARLIE: Frisbee? Without beer? Are you kidding?

I won't be able to catch it. I won't be able to see it even.

HUGH: Alright, alright.

But we just put the beer in the cooler ten minutes ago. It's not cold yet.

CHARLIE: You mean you didn't buy cold beer? You bought it warm? Oh, Hugh.

HUGH: Yes, we bought it warm. We usually buy it warm. It is cheaper that way.

CHARLIE: But some things are sacred!

You shouldn't waste time with warm beer just to save a few dollars.

HUGH: It will be cold soon.

CHARLIE: Warm beer, then. Warm.

HUGH: What?

CHARLIE: I will just drink a warm beer then. But I want a beer, and I want it now!

HUGH: Alright, I'll get you one. You really are pain in the butt, aren't you?

CHARLIE: Why don't we start cooking those hamburgers too?

HUGH: Sophia is driving back to the store. We forgot to bring the lighter fluid.

CHARLIE: Yes, I don't think we'd be able to light the charcoal in this wind.

I hope she buys enough of it. Maybe two cans.

HUGH: What? Do you want to drink it?

CHARLIE: I am not one to drink lighter fluid.

Maybe window cleaner, maybe nail polish remover, but never lighter fluid.

I don't think it's good for my health, Hugh.

HUGH: I believe you're right, Charlie. How is that beer?

CHARLIE: It is warm, but I will survive.

Let's get that frisbee. I feel like some exercise.

HUGH: Alright. I can't get it yet. It's in the car.

We'll have to start when Sophia gets back.

CHARLIE: Oh, Hugh! Hugh! The suffering I go through with you.

No cold beer, no lighter fluid, and now-- Now no frisbee even!

Oh, how can this be? Have you no respect for me?

HUGH: You really are in form today, Charlie.

I'll be happy to see what you're like after a few more beers.