欲望都市第五季 四十而惑 Luck Be an Old Lady

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:46:00 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.08]欲望城市 [00:35.72](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:43.88]“四十”而惑“” [00:52.44]When venturing out on your first bIind date in a decade... 長久以來的第一次相親 [00:54.60]it's cruciaI to have the right attitude. 抱持正確的態(tài)度非常重要 [00:60.60]Hope for the best. 除了滿懷希望… [01:00.48]-Ted? -Sorry. -你是泰德嗎? -抱歉，不是 [01:05.36]Prepare for the worst. 還要有最糟的打算 [01:11.72]And who knows? You just might be pIeasantIy surprised. 說不定會有意外的驚喜 [01:21.24]Or not. 也可能沒有 [01:25.52]l got stood up. 我被人放鴿子了 [01:24.84]Yes, l deigned to go on a blind date... 我可是放下身段去相親 [01:29.92]against all my better judgment. [01:29.88]l was willing to lower myself into the gutter-- 愿意做這種卑微的事 [01:33.20]God, l miss dating. -我懷念約會的日子 -他居然沒有出現(xiàn) [01:35.16]-And then he doesn't show! -Are you sure? 你確定嗎? [01:37.64]Either he didn't show... 他不是沒出現(xiàn) 就是被我嚇跑了 [01:41.56]or he took one look at me and ran for the hills. [01:41.40]Which is worse? l can't decide. -哪一個比較糟? -不會有更糟的事了 [01:45.60]l'm sure there's a good explanation. [01:47.20]-We'll get to the bottom of it. -We're there. 被陌生人傷了心 絕對是最糟糕的事 [01:49.36]A stranger hurt my feelings. l'd say that's scraping bottom. [01:51.68]You shouldn't even be going on blind dates. lt's beneath you. 你不應(yīng)該去相親 那簡直侮辱你 [01:55.24]Now, that's not true. 我認(rèn)識因相親結(jié)合的恩愛夫妻 [01:55.76]l know a lot of great couples that met on blind dates. Eric and Marcie-- [01:58.84]Stop. Even if he had shown up... -艾瑞克和瑪西… -好了，就算他出現(xiàn)… [02:01.92]most first dates are like job interviews with cocktails. 第一次約會就像邊喝酒邊面試 我受夠了 [02:04.48]l think l'm done. 我也受夠老是吃面包 我點了松餅 [02:05.88]l said that yesterday about eating bread, and l just ordered pancakes. [02:10.48]Why should l risk having a God-awful evening... 我明明可以跟你們 共度有趣的一晚 [02:13.16]when l am guaranteed to have fun with you guys? 為什么要浪費在約會上? [02:18.04]Honey, you're cute. But l'm never gonna fuck you. 親愛的，你很體貼 但是我不可能跟你上床 [02:20.20]l'm really sorry this happened to you on your first date back out there... 很遺憾你這次約會不愉快 但是因噎廢食 [02:23.16]but you have to keep trying. 我爬出洞穴，受了傷 我要回洞穴舔傷口了 [02:25.24]l'm like Punxsutawney Phil. l came out, l saw my shadow, and l'm going back in. [02:28.56]See you next winter. 你必須承擔(dān)風(fēng)險 要不然會變成老姑婆 [02:29.84]You have to take risks so you don't wind up an old maid. [02:32.04]That's right! 沒錯，不能變成老姑婆 [02:35.28]Must not wind up old maid! [02:39.76]Now, how am l gonna remember that? Does anybody have a pen? 我該怎么記住這一點? 誰有筆? [02:41.96]Why do we get stuck with ''old maid'' and ''spinster''... 為什么女人不結(jié)婚就是 “老姑婆”或是“老處女” [02:44.28]and men get to be ''bachelors'' and ''playboys''? 男人就是“單身漢” 或是“花花公子”? [02:48.84]No matter how shriveled their dicks are. 不管他們的老二有多皺多小 [02:50.24]The end. New topic. 夠了，新話題 [02:52.92]Charlotte's 36th birthday, Saturday night. 下星期六是夏綠蒂36歲生日 [02:57.88]l say we spinsters take back Manhattan. 我們這群老姑婆來鬧翻曼哈頓 [02:60.08]l've thought about it... 我考慮過了，決定保持35歲 [03:02.12]and l've decided l'm sticking at 35. [03:04.32]Because it was such a good year? -你這一年過得如意嗎? -我不想變成36歲 [03:08.80]Because l'm just not where l thought l'd be at 36. [03:09.72]-l don't feel 36, and l don't look 36, right? -No. -我內(nèi)心不像，外表也不像 -沒錯 [03:14.76]And men are much more interested in meeting 35-year-olds. 男人對35歲的女人比較有興趣 所以我要停在這里 [03:16.88]So l'm sticking. 我們都慶祝過36歲生日 現(xiàn)在換你了 [03:18.16]We all turned 36, like big girls. Now it's your turn. [03:23.32]Let her stick. Lying about her age is the smartest thing she's done in years. 謊報年齡是她這幾年做過 最明智的事 [03:25.28]Okay, then. Where are we celebrating Charlotte's 35th birthday, the sequel? 我們要去哪里慶祝 夏綠蒂第二個35歲生日? [03:29.40]Sorry, today's the baby nurse's last day. 今天是保姆照顧寶寶最后一天 [03:33.96]Now you'll have to book me a year in advance. 你現(xiàn)在要事先預(yù)約 [03:34.44]-Wow, you're like Nobu. -l can't go either. 你好像熱門餐廳 [03:37.64]Richard's taking me to Atlantic City for the weekend. 我也不能去 理查要帶我到大西洋城 [03:40.40]-What'd you do wrong? -He loves to gamble... -你做錯什么事? -他喜歡賭博 [03:42.32]and there's some kind of heavyweight prizefight thing he wants to see. 還想看一場重量級拳賽 [03:48.00]But we are going on his private jet. 我們搭他的私人噴射機去 [03:50.16]No celebration is fine with me. 不慶生也沒關(guān)系 [03:51.04]Are you telling me we can't get together... 我們不能聚在一起 慶祝夏綠蒂的生日? [03:53.16]to celebrate Charlotte's 30-faux birthday? [03:57.52]This is bullshit! 太離譜了 [03:58.72]Two nights Iater, with no friends avaiIabIe, no dates... 兩天后 在沒有朋友、約會的晚上… [04:02.68]not even any good bad TV to watch.... 甚至沒有想看的電視節(jié)目 [04:08.56]This is bullshit! 太離譜了 [04:11.04]Okay, this is my third and final phone call. 這是我打的第三通 也是最后一通電話 [04:15.20]Miranda thinks she can get Steve to watch the baby. 史蒂夫可以幫米蘭達照顧寶寶 [04:19.68]Charlotte agreed to come out... 只要我們不提夏綠蒂的年齡 她就肯去 [04:20.20]as long as we don't mention her birthday or the number 36. [04:23.84]l'm still a little fuzzy on the rules. 這個規(guī)定仍有待商榷 你不能從大西洋城回來嗎? [04:27.16]Anyway, can't you get out of Atlantic City? [04:29.80]-l don't know. l'll have to ask Richard. -PIease do... -我得問理查 -拜托你問 [04:32.92]because l am looking at the last picture taken of the four of us... 我正在看我們的最后一張合照 實在是年代久遠 [04:34.00]and it is moldy. [04:38.48]Miranda is wearing a blouse with shoulder pads. 米蘭達穿著有墊肩的上衣 [04:40.44]Carrie's hell-bent on getting the four of us together Saturday night. 凱莉硬要我們四個 在星期六聚會 [04:45.60]Would you be terribly disappointed if l didn't come? 要是我不去，你會不會失望? [04:49.64]Why not just bring them along? 干脆邀請他們一起來 我加訂兩間房 [04:50.20]l'll arrange for comp suites, and there's room on the jet. -飛機上有的是座位 -太好了 [04:52.28]Yes! [04:54.96]That Friday, I picked up my feIIow jet setter on the way to the airport. 星期五，去機場的路上 我順道去接同機的友人 [05:01.52]Under the boardwaIk, we'II be having some.... (踏在木板路上，我們…) [05:04.52]What? 怎么了? [05:06.88]l can't go. l'm just... 我不能去了 我沒辦法和寶寶分開 [05:08.80]not ready to be separated from the baby. [05:09.16]-What? -l'm kidding! -什么? -我開玩笑的 [05:12.08]Steve took him two hours ago. l'm free! l'm leaving the compound! 史蒂夫已經(jīng)把他接走了 我恢復(fù)自由身了 [05:17.24]Don't do that to me. l'm a 36-year-old woman. 不要嚇我 我是36歲的老女人了 [05:18.60]-Come on in. l just need two seconds! -Okay! 進來，等我兩秒鐘 [05:21.28]-就兩秒鐘 -好 [05:24.92]Oh, man. [05:26.60]-Hi, Magda. How are you? -You wanna see something beautiful? 梅格，你好嗎? [05:29.24]Come, l show you. Look at him. 想不想看寶寶的照片? [05:29.08]看看他，多可愛的臉蛋 [05:32.76]You ever see such beautiful face? Look, here. [05:34.16]還有這一張，笑得多燦爛 [05:37.20]So smiley. [05:40.60]And here, after bath, with his little pupik. 這一張剛洗完澡 看他的小肚皮 [05:48.52]Okay. 知道了 [05:51.72]As l live and breathe... 霍布斯小姐… [05:54.92]Ms. Hobbes, l never thought l'd see the day. 沒想到你也有這一天 [05:57.76]That's not me, that's her. l didn't even take most of those. 這些照片不是我拍的 都是她拍的 [06:02.24]Okay, this is the only sweater l have that covers my ass. 我只有這件毛衣遮得住屁股 [06:06.36]Can l can get away with this and stretchy pants all weekend? 我能擺脫這一切和伸縮褲嗎? [06:09.12]Are you kidding? Atlantic City is the capital of stretchy pants. They're mandatory there. 大西洋城規(guī)定訪客 都要穿伸縮褲 [06:16.00]我們走吧 [06:19.96]Hi, how you doing? 你好嗎? [06:20.48]What's wrong? What are you doing back here? 你怎么又回來了? [06:23.56]l thought l forgot the wipies, but it turns out, actually.... 我以為我忘了換尿布 其實是… [06:27.32]l don't think l can do this. -我辦不到 -你說什么? [06:32.80]Excuse me? 我怕我會弄斷他 [06:32.16]l'm afraid l might break him or something. [06:34.40]Look, l accidentally scratched his face with my dirty fingernail. 我不小心用臟指甲刮到他的臉 [06:40.32]lt's nothing. You've taken care of him before. 沒事的，你照顧過他 [06:44.60]-lt's been fine. -Yeah, but for two hours. 兩個小時還可以 超過兩個小時我可能會… [06:47.40]For two hours l'm great, but after two hours, l might... [06:51.80]accidentally kill him. 不小心殺了他 [06:54.76]We're both afraid we're gonna kill the baby. 我們都很害怕會殺了他 [06:55.32]That's a given. But we made an agreement this week. 我們這個禮拜做過協(xié)議 [06:58.84]Monday to Friday, l try not to kill him. 星期一到五，我來照顧他 [07:02.60]Saturday and Sunday, you try not to kill him. 星期六、日換你 [07:05.56]Wait. [07:09.08]l'm sorry. 抱歉 [07:12.12]l can't do it. 我辦不到 [07:17.32]快去吧，不然會趕不上飛機 [07:18.68]You should go. You're gonna miss the plane. [07:20.68]No way. The four of us are going to Atlantic City. We'll figure something out. 我們四個缺一不可 一定有別的辦法 [07:29.08]Hello! -抱歉我遲到了 -夏綠蒂 [07:29.36]-Sorry l'm so late! -Hi! [07:33.40]Charlotte, welcome aboard. -歡迎你 -其他人呢? [07:33.64]-Where is everybody? l though l was late. -They had a problem. -我以為我是最晚到的 -寶寶那邊出了問題 [07:38.28]Something with the baby. They're meeting us down there. [07:38.40]-我們約在大西洋城碰頭 -真的嗎? [07:39.08]They are? But.... [07:42.28]So it's just going to be the three of us for the whole flight? 所以這趟旅程 只有我們?nèi)齻€人? [07:46.12]Yeah, come in. Make yourself comfortable. 對，請進，不要拘束 [07:50.44]Samantha, you shouldn't have! 莎曼珊，你太客氣了 [07:57.36]好漂亮… [07:57.76]lt's pretty. [07:60.04]But what is it? 這是什么? [08:02.24]l'm sorry, that was actually meant for Samantha. 抱歉，那是我送莎曼珊的 [08:06.72]-lt's a pearl thong. -For me? -珍珠丁字褲 -送我的?你真淘氣 [08:09.100]You naughty boy. [08:18.36]Did l tell you l've taken up knitting? l find it really calms my nerves. 我最近開始學(xué)編織 可以安撫情緒 [08:22.52]Practical and stimulating. What will they think of next? 實用又令人興奮 商人的新花樣真多 [08:25.52]Knitting is the new yoga, according to New York magazine. “紐約雜志”說 編織是新式瑜珈 [08:28.28]l'm making these for little Brady. 這是要送給小布萊迪的 [08:31.40]Maybe later, if you're good, l'll give you a pearl necklace to match. 等一下我再送你 珍珠項練來搭配 [08:35.44]My father gave me the most beautiful pearl necklace for my sweet 16. 我16歲生日時 父親送我一條珍珠項練 [08:38.52]Actually, we're talking about the other kind of pearl necklace. 我們說的是另一種珍珠項練 [08:43.92]You know, when a guy decorates your neck. 男人在你脖子上留下的記號 [08:47.20]You're sure that Carrie said they were coming down tonight? 凱莉她們今晚真的會到嗎? [08:51.24]''Knit one, purI two'' wouId never sound the same to CharIotte again. 編織再也不能安撫 夏綠蒂的情緒了 [08:59.08]You know, l need to go somewhere that l've been looking forward to-- 我要去度假 那是我期待很久的 [09:04.08]-Excuse me. -No. -兩位… -不行… [09:05.56]-That's not what l'm talking about. -Time out. 兩位，暫停 [09:06.16]Magda here has offered to help Steve with the baby over the weekend. -梅格愿意幫忙照顧寶寶 -那不是她的工作 [09:10.84]No, that's not her job. 拜托米蘭達花點錢解決問題 我們好上路 [09:13.72]l'm begging you, throw some money at the problem... [09:14.100]and let's hit the road. 我們已經(jīng)錯過飛機了 要怎么去那里? [09:16.52]We've already missed the jet. How would we get there? [09:20.80]This is the finaI caII for AtIantic City. 往大西洋城的旅客請快上車 [09:22.88]Passengers shouId be on board for immediate departure. 公車即將離站，旅客請快上車 [09:25.92]This is pleasant. 真是令人愉快 一整車都是老太太 [09:27.36]l think we're on the old-lady express. [09:29.64]-就在那邊 -老先生都到哪里去了? [09:33.88]-Where are all the old men? -Dead, or married to 20-year-olds. 不是翹辮子就是娶了年輕老婆 [09:39.20]l am so excited. 我好興奮 我一直期待獨處看雜志的時間 [09:41.36]l have been dreaming about being alone with these for months. [09:42.04]l love that The New Yorker is your porn. 紐約客雜志能讓你興奮 [09:46.40]Do think we'll still be friends when we're this old? 我們老了之后還會是朋友嗎? [09:50.00]-Sure. -What do you mean, ''sure''? -當(dāng)然 -什么叫當(dāng)然? [09:52.88]l could barely get us together for the weekend... 我們還有體力時 都這么難聚在一起了 [09:55.80]and we're all still mobile. [09:57.56]Hey, New Yorker, l'm talking to you. 紐約客，我在跟你說話 [10:02.72]How are we gonna make it to 70 if you've already zoned me out? 你們現(xiàn)在都跟我劃清界線了 怎么撐到70歲? [10:04.52]Okay, l'm listening. Talk fast. 我在聽，講快一點 [10:08.72]l'm serious. Friendships don't magically last 40 years. 友誼不會自動維持40年 你得做點投資 [10:09.56]You have to invest in them. [10:12.24]lt's like your savings. 就像儲蓄一樣 你不能期待哪天醒來 [10:14.96]You don't expect to wake up one day, old... [10:15.16]and find a big bucket of money waiting there. 銀行里就有好幾百萬 [10:18.40]Did you finally open that lRA? -你終于去開退休帳戶了? -不是 [10:20.52]No, my point is... 我是說我們需要一個 感情上的退休計劃 [10:23.12]we need an emotional retirement plan. [10:26.20]This is important... 找時間和對方出來旅游 是很重要的 [10:28.16]making time for each other and taking trips like this. [10:32.08]Because as we can see here, at the end of the line... 你看 到最后公車上只有老太太 [10:34.72]it's just gonna be us ladies riding a bus. [10:38.28]l'm so happy right now. 我現(xiàn)在好高興 [10:41.52]AtIantic City departing at gate 104. 往大西洋城的旅客 請到104號門 [10:50.84]Two New Yorker magazines and two knit booties Iater... 兩本紐約客雜志 和兩雙毛襪之后 [10:54.80]we aII arrived at the understated Taj MahaI casino. 我們終于來到低調(diào)的 泰姬瑪哈陵賭場 [10:59.20]Here it is, ladies, Atlantic City! 各位女士，這就是大西洋城 [11:04.68]Breathe deep and take it all in. 深深地吸一口氣 [11:10.24]God, l've missed this. 天啊，我懷念這個味道 [11:13.20]-Yeah. -l thought you'd never been here before. -你不是沒來過 -我是說煙味 [11:16.80]l'm referring to the cigarette smoke. [11:18.20]-Look at all the old ladies. -This is nothing. -這里老太太真多 -這沒什么 [11:20.44]-You should have been on the bus with us. -l wish l had been. -你應(yīng)該坐公車 -我也希望 [11:23.04]Please, a little harmless over-the-bra action... 我們不過是親昵了一點 [11:27.04]and Miss Priss here is running for a parachute. 緊張小姐就急著要跳機 [11:30.40]Have you ever heard of a pearl necklace? 你有聽過珍珠項練的比喻嗎? [11:31.36]l'm hitting the slots. -我要去玩吃角子老虎 -我答應(yīng)理查會去找他 [11:32.60]l told Richard l'd stop by his baccarat game. [11:35.44]Not so fast. We'll take care of all that later. But right now... 別著急，等一下再去 [11:41.04]l'm taking my ladies to dinner. 現(xiàn)在我要帶你們?nèi)コ酝聿?沒錯，我請客 [11:42.72]That's right. lt's on me. Steak? You got it. [11:45.48]Lobster? Coming right up. 牛排，沒問題…龍蝦，馬上來 [11:48.32]Nothing is too fancy... 來到大西洋城大家千萬別客氣 [11:50.28]for my Atlantic City ladies. [11:56.16]We have got to get a picture here. This place is fantastic. 我們一定要照相 這個地方太漂亮了 [11:60.12]ls that a euphemism for tacky? -你是說俗不可耐嗎? -好狂野 [12:01.32]lt's chandelierious. [12:05.00]Would it be bad to order more sour cream? -我不該點酸奶酪? -沒關(guān)系，你在度假 [12:07.68]No! Eat your heart out. You're on vacation. [12:10.44]l almost forgot about Charlotte's present. 我差點忘了夏綠蒂的禮物 [12:12.24]-lt's tomorrow, and l said l didn't-- -Relax! -是明天，而且我不要禮物… -我在禮品店買的，很便宜 [12:13.36]l bought it in the gift shop for $3.99. [12:21.88](老太太紙牌游戲) [12:25.80]Old Maid? ls this supposed to be funny? 老太太?這很好笑嗎? [12:26.28]Of course it's supposed to be funny. You couldn't be farther from an old maid. 當(dāng)然，你就快成為老太太了 [12:30.72]l remember her looking a lot older. She looks about our age now. 我記得她以前比較老 她現(xiàn)在看起來跟我們差不多 [12:36.32]She's had work done. 她整形成功 [12:36.20]So, here's where all the bathing beauties are hiding. 原來美女都躲在這里了 [12:41.36]Oh, you flatterer. 阿諛奉承 [12:43.28]My poker game is about to start. Would you like to join me? 我的牌局就要開始了 想陪我嗎? [12:45.64]l don't think so. l think l'll stay with the girls. -我還是陪她們好了 -好吧 [12:49.12]All right. 理查，歡迎回到泰姬瑪哈陵 你好嗎? [12:50.40]Hey, Richard, welcome back to the Taj Mahal. [12:53.08]-How are you? -Very well, Denise. Thank you. -丹妮絲，我很好 -丹妮絲，你好 [12:55.92]Hello, Denise. l'm Samantha. lt's a pleasure to meet you. 我是莎曼珊，很高興見到你 [12:58.96]lf you ladies will excuse me... 恕我失陪 五位紳士等著贏我的錢 [13:00.68]there are five gentlemen waiting to take my money. [13:05.12]-l'll walk you out. -Thank you. -我陪你走 -謝謝 [13:08.20]That reminds me, l have to pump soon. -她讓我想起我該喂奶 -誰挑這家“波霸餐廳”的? [13:09.80]-Yeah, who picked this breastaurant? -Cleavage is big here. [13:12.08]lt's part of the regional charm. 乳溝算是這里的地方特色之一 我們來舉杯敬酒 [13:17.16]All right. l propose a toast. [13:20.92]To the four of us. May we always-- 敬我們四個的友誼… [13:22.32]l think l will join Richard after all. Good night. 我還是去陪理查好了，晚安 [13:31.40]Ladies, would you like a souvenir photograph? 女士們，想不想拍張照留念? [13:33.68]No. lt was supposed to be of the four of us. -好 -不用了 [13:35.96]應(yīng)該要有四個人的 其中一個見色忘友 [13:38.36]Now one of us has a puss on. [13:42.00]Thanks. 謝謝 [13:44.80]When are we gonna go gamble? 我們什么時候去賭博? [13:46.80]Come on. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. 寶寶需要新鞋子 [13:49.48]Seven! Winner! [13:51.24]Okay, you won! Let's go find Samantha. 你贏了，我們?nèi)フ疑? [13:54.80]-But l'm winning. -That's why you should leave now. -我手氣正好 -所以你應(yīng)該馬上離開 [13:57.64]l don't wanna leave. 我不想走 [13:58.80]l've been here a half-hour. No one's offered to buy us drinks. 已經(jīng)一個半小時了 竟然沒有人請我們喝飲料 [14:01.56]-They're free. -Hey, blondie, blow my dice for luck. -飲料不用錢 -金發(fā)美女 [14:05.56]吹骰子幫我?guī)砗眠\ [14:06.08]No. l don't know how to play the game. Let her do it. 我不知道怎么玩，請她來 [14:11.44]No, get the hot one. -不要，叫辣妹吹 -金發(fā)美女帶來幸運，吹吧 [14:12.92]l want you. You're my lucky blonde. Blow. [14:18.40]All right. [14:22.20]l'm looking for a five, shooter! Five to stay alive. -開始了 -拜托了 [14:26.68]Come on. [14:30.64]Fuck, l lost. -該死，我輸了 -糟糕 [14:31.92]You just won me $1 2,000, blondie. 美女，你幫我贏了一萬二 [14:35.48]Here. 給你 [14:39.04]Oh, my God. 天啊 [14:44.96]-l can't accept this. -lt's yours, blondie. -我不能接受 -美女，這是給你的 [14:48.40]Get in the game. Have some fun. 賭一場吧，很有趣的 [14:49.20]Come on. [14:55.80]What'll you do with that? You gonna gamble? -你要拿來賭嗎? -這可是一千塊呢 [14:55.64]lt's $1,000! [14:59.56]-''The hot one.'' Did you hear that? -lt could be a lot more. l could coach you. -你有聽到嗎? -可能會贏更多 [15:02.92]''Lucky blonde.'' lt's so sexist. “金發(fā)美女帶來幸運” 真是“發(fā)色”歧視 [15:03.80]-lt's found money. What've you got to lose? -$1,000, and that would not make me happy. -你又不會有損失 -我會損失一千塊 [15:09.28]What would make all of us happy, l believe... 我會傷心的 [15:10.28]我們應(yīng)該拿這些錢去看表演 [15:12.68]is to go see ZZ Top in the Magic Carpet room. [15:16.76]l think l'm gonna pass. 我不去了 我訂了付費電影和巧克力 [15:17.04]l got pay-per-view and a frozen Milky Way waiting for me in my room. [15:21.24]What? A minute ago, you were bouncing off the walls! 什么?前一分鐘你才生龍活虎 [15:26.12]This is what l'm like nowadays. l stop for a minute, l have to lie down. 我現(xiàn)在就是這樣 我要躺下休息一下 [15:27.100]Good night. -晚安 -你不能去睡覺 [15:33.16]You can't go to sleep! 再過五分鐘夏綠蒂又要35歲了 [15:34.92]ln five minutes, Charlotte turns 35 again! [15:37.20]Good night! 晚安 [15:40.08]CharIotte went to sIeep that night with a $1,000 chip on her shouIder. 那一千塊籌碼 讓夏綠蒂當(dāng)晚無法成眠 [15:47.96]As a ruIe, the easier a game is to understand... 一個游戲越簡而易懂 對賭場越有利 [15:50.32]the greater the house edge, and rouIette is no exception. [15:50.32]俄羅斯輪盤也不例外 [15:54.00]The house edge on aII bets is 1/19... [15:55.92]or 5.26%... 不論哪一種賭注都對賭場有利 [15:57.68]except for a 0-00-1-2-3 combination... 除了0、00，和123的組合 [16:01.60]which carries a house edge of 7.89%. 賭場的勝率只有… [16:03.28]PeopIe go to casinos for the same reason they go on bIind dates.: 賭博和相親有一個共通的動機 [16:06.12]hoping to hit the jackpot. 就是贏得大獎 但通常不是破產(chǎn)就是獨飲悶酒 [16:08.64]But mostIy you just wind up broke or aIone in a bar. [16:12.52]If we know the house aIways wins... 如果我們知道賭場總是贏家 [16:17.80]why gambIe? 為什么要賭博? [16:24.52]The next morning, Richard and Samantha awoke... 次日，在忽必烈套房 理查和莎曼珊剛起床… [16:28.80]in the comfort of the KubIa Khan Suite. [16:28.72]How long do you think you'll be off with the girls? 你跟女孩們會玩多久? [16:32.48]All day probably. What are your plans? 或許一整天吧 你有什么打算? [16:37.56]l haven't decided yet. 我還沒決定 [16:44.32]-l'm sorry to interrupt, Richard. -lt's not a problem, Terry. -理查，抱歉打擾了 -小茸，沒關(guān)系 [16:47.12]ApparentIy, there were no oId maids at the Taj MahaI. 顯然，泰姬瑪哈陵沒有老女人 [16:49.56]Terry, was it? 你叫小茸?很好記的名字 小茸送來毛茸茸的浴巾 [16:51.04]That ought to be easy to remember. Terry, with her terrycloth towels. [16:58.64]Samantha had the distinct feeIing she was being KubIa-conned. 莎曼珊直覺她和忽必烈有染 [17:01.32]Thank you. 謝謝你 [17:07.20]Samantha, you're not actually jealous of a casino cleaning lady, are you? 莎曼珊你不會為一個 清潔小妹吃醋吧? [17:13.52]No. l just find it impressive that you know the name and cup size... 你居然知道 所有女性員工的名字 [17:16.52]-of every woman who works here. -l know the male employees' names as well. 我也知道男性員工的名字 不代表我會跟他們睡 [17:22.28]lt doesn't mean l'm gonna sleep with them. Aren't you keeping the girls waiting? [17:22.96]你讓你朋友久等了 [17:27.56]Hi, l'm Samantha. 你好，我是莎曼珊 [17:31.84]Can l get you some towels? 需要浴巾嗎?巧克力? [17:34.52]A chocolate for your pillow? [17:37.48]-A blowjob? -Yes, but not necessarily in that order. 還是口交? [17:37.08]好，但是不一定要照順序 [17:46.32]MeanwhiIe, CharIotte's encore 35th birthday... 同時，夏綠蒂的第二個 35歲生日悄然來臨 [17:51.72]was off to a running start. [17:51.28](老太太紙牌游戲) [18:01.32]There she was, an oId maid. 鏡中的她，一個老太太 [18:07.40]And it wasn't funny. 這一點都不好玩 [18:09.40]Three hours Iater, I was stiII waiting for our foursome to come together. 三個小時后 我等待我們四人再度碰頭 [18:12.48]-Here we go. This is the spin. -Yes, you're quite the spinster. -轉(zhuǎn)輪盤(老處女) -你是很像 [18:16.84]Sorry l'm late. l've been fucking Richard for the past three hours. 抱歉我遲到了 我得跟理查大戰(zhàn)三回合 [18:21.44]-l think he's fucked out now. -ls he still breathing? -他已經(jīng)筋疲力盡了 -他還有呼吸嗎? [18:22.32]lt was defensive fucking. l had no choice. 這是一場保衛(wèi)戰(zhàn)，我別無選擇 [18:24.92]There are cheap-looking whores flying at him from every direction here. 到處都有下賤的婊子 等著勾引他 [18:42.40]There she was.: ''Miss AtIantic SIutty. '' 這時，大西洋城蕩婦姍姍來遲 [18:49.28]-Charlotte, are you in there? -No, but l think Harlot is. -夏綠蒂，你在里面嗎? -我想里面住著婊子 [18:53.28]l didn't like any of the clothes l packed... 我不喜歡我?guī)淼囊路?所以到商店買了這一件 [18:53.24]so l picked something up at one of the casino shops. [18:57.64]Those are for women who have lost all their money and have to turn tricks. 這是給輸光了錢 必須出賣肉體的女孩穿的 [18:60.08]-Does this gal gamble? -Yeah! -這位小姐賭博嗎? -當(dāng)然 [19:01.28]Okay, let's go. [19:07.36]No wonder the house always wins. These guys are smothered in breasts. 難怪賭場不賠錢 這些賭客幾乎被奶子包圍了 [19:10.96]l don't know what l was thinking, bringing a cheating man to ''Atlantic Titty.'' 我怎么會讓花心大少 來到“大奶子”城? [19:17.40]Put your bets down. [19:17.28]-What you doing down there? -lt's the pearl thong. -你在做什么? -都是那件珍珠丁字褲 [19:22.40]lt's good for foreplay. Not so good for post-play. 對前戲很有用 現(xiàn)在簡直整慘我 [19:23.16]All bets in? -你全部賭了? -賭得大，贏得多 [19:25.96]You bet it all? [19:27.52]You gotta play big if you wanna win big. [19:29.92]Ma'am, would you like a hit? 女士，要不要賭? [19:32.60]Over. -結(jié)束了 -我們輸大了 [19:31.12]-We just lost big. -lt's all part of the fun. [19:35.60]這就是樂趣所在 我需要你的籌碼 [19:36.28]We're gonna need your chip. [19:39.96]Who, me? -我的? -你有一千塊籌碼 [19:41.24]You're sitting on $1,000. Don't make me hit the ATM again. -我懶得去提款機 -我們輸?shù)眠€不夠嗎? [19:44.64]-Haven't we lost enough? -We're just getting started. [19:46.04]Are you playing this hand, or what? -這只是開始 -你要玩嗎? [19:46.60]Ladies, if you're not gonna play, you're gonna have to give up your seats. 如果不玩，就必須讓座 [19:52.92]lt's okay, sir, we're leaving, but would you mind taking our picture first? 我們馬上走 [19:52.60]你可以先幫我們照張相嗎? [19:57.68]-Wait, l need lipstick. -l'm not allowed to do that. -我不能這么做 -這里不是游樂場 [19:59.64]Jesus Christ, it's not Disneyland. Hey, Red, move your fat ass. [20:01.76]紅頭發(fā)的，把你的肥屁股移開 [20:07.88]-What did you just say to her? -Who the hell do you think you are? -你剛才說什么? -你以為你是誰? [20:11.36]-Fuck you. -Get in the game, or get out. -去你的 -下注，不然就離開 [20:13.44]-Guys, let's go. lt's okay. -No! 沒關(guān)系，我們走吧 [20:18.72]lt is most certainly not okay! 不，當(dāng)然有關(guān)系 [20:19.72]Listen, you big jerk, her ass isn't normally this big! 聽好了，胖混蛋 以前她的屁股沒這么大 [20:24.60]Yes. 謝謝你，我差點忘了 [20:26.80]Thank you, l almost forgot. 我屁股大是因為剛生完小孩 [20:27.48]My ass is fat because l just had a baby, you asshole! [20:31.08]-What's your excuse? -Yeah. You having triplets? -你呢? -你生了三胞胎? [20:37.52]Come on, let's go. 我們走吧 [20:43.32]The Lennox Lewis match soId out that night... 當(dāng)晚重量級拳賽的票銷售一空 [20:45.40]but our heavyweight fight caused a bigger stir. 我們的重量級紛爭 卻引起更大的騷動 [20:47.24]Guys, l think l'm gonna go upstairs. 我要上樓去了 [20:50.04]Come on, they're just idiots. Don't go. 別理那些白癡，不要走 [20:52.80]l'm tired. l'm sorry, Charlotte. Happy birthday. 我累了，對不起 夏綠蒂，生日快樂 [20:55.84]Please stay. Come on, you can have my chip. 不要走，我把籌碼給你 [20:58.68]lt's Richard. 理查打來的…真的嗎? [20:60.36]Hello. Really? [21:03.96]-Do you think l should go talk to her? -No, l think she'll be all right. -我要不要跟她談?wù)? -她沒事的 [21:08.96]Sure, l'll go with one of the girls. Ciao! 好，我找人陪我去，再見 [21:11.12]He had a sudden conference call and can't go to the fight. 他突然要開會，不能看拳賽 [21:13.32]''Go with the girls.'' Right. “找朋友去” 他好在房間等“客房服務(wù)” [21:14.92]So he can stay in the room and get serviced by room service. [21:17.40]We'll see about that. 我們走著瞧 [21:26.64]Shit. 該死 [21:39.68]Under other circumstances, running stairs in a pearI thong... 在其他情況下 穿著珍珠丁字褲上樓梯 [21:42.76]wouId have been Samantha's idea of a good time. 對莎曼珊來說或許是享受 [21:44.44]But by the eighth fIoor... 但是到了八樓… [21:45.28]somewhere between pissed off and getting off... [21:50.00]she had to take it off. 氣急敗壞的她不得不脫掉它 [22:02.64]Yes, thank you, l will. 好的，謝謝你，我會的 [22:02.20]No one's here? 這里沒有人 [22:07.28]-What's going on? -l can't do this anymore. -這里沒有人 -怎么了? [22:09.60]我再也受不了了 [22:11.48]That's what's going on. 我爬了11樓 [22:11.64]l just ran up eleven flights of stairs... [22:13.92]because l was sure you were up here fucking someone else. 因為我確定你在跟別人搞 [22:16.92]As you can see, l'm not. -很顯然我沒有 -現(xiàn)在沒有 [22:20.32]Right now you're not. But you were, and you will again. 你現(xiàn)在沒有 但是從前有，未來也會有 [22:23.08]And l can't spend my life running up and down stairs wondering when. 我不能浪費生命 提心吊膽，擔(dān)心你出軌 [22:27.04]l thought l could handle this, but l can't. 我以為我辦得到 但是畢竟我已經(jīng)37歲了 [22:32.64]l'm too old. [22:32.20]l'm 37, after all. [22:39.00]l told you l'd do my best never to hurt you again, and l meant it. 我說過我會盡全力不去傷害你 我是說真的 [22:40.100]Right. Your best. -是，盡全力 -莎曼珊… [22:43.88]Samantha, l love you. 我愛你 [22:48.24]l love you, too, Richard... 理查，我也愛你 但是我更愛自己 [22:51.44]but l love me more. [22:59.00]And there, high above the casino... 就在賭場的最頂樓 莎曼珊收回她最大的賭注 [23:01.44]Samantha puIIed her highest bet, her heart, off the tabIe. [23:02.32]她的心 [23:15.48]And just when Samantha thought she might have foIded too soon.... 正當(dāng)莎曼珊認(rèn)為自己 退出得太快… [23:26.04]One drink here, and then we should see the boardwalk before it gets too dark. 在這里喝一杯 然后趁天黑前去外面走一走 [23:31.08]-Can we buy you a drink? -Would you like to sit down? -能請你們喝一杯嗎? -想坐下來聊嗎? [23:34.76]-That would be nice. -No, we're fine. -不用了 -我很樂意 [23:37.12]So, you having a good time? -玩得愉快嗎? -很愉快，今天是我的生日 [23:38.56]Yes, actually, today is my birthday. [23:42.24]-Now it's your birthday. -Happy Birthday. -突然想過生日了 -生日快樂 [23:46.80]-So, what are your names? -Can you just.... One second? -謝謝 -你們叫什么名字? [23:49.68]兩位請等一下 [23:50.08]-What is the point of this? -l thought you wanted a drink. -這樣是做什么? -是你想喝一杯的 [23:55.96]Can l please have a word with you alone? 我能單獨跟你說句話嗎? [23:57.12]Sure. 可以，我們馬上回來 [23:59.80]We'll be right back. [24:02.32]lt's Charlotte. 我叫夏綠蒂 [24:08.96]The one in black's cute. -黑衣服那一個很可愛 -我離開曼哈頓到這里 [24:11.16]l didn't leave Manhattan for a double date with two guys we'll never see again. 不是為了和不認(rèn)識的男人約會 [24:15.32]You don't know that. You didn't even talk to them. 你根本還沒跟他們說過話 [24:16.08]l don't want to talk to them. l would rather have a real conversation with you. 我不想跟他們說話 我只想好好跟你聊 [24:20.100]Can't we just have one drink? lt might be fun. 喝一杯就好了，應(yīng)該很有趣 [24:27.16]They're gone. -走吧 -他們離開了 [24:28.52]問題解決了 [24:29.00]Problem solved. [24:34.52]Twenty minutes Iater, we were out of the dark and into the Iight. 20分鐘后 我們終于“棄暗投明” [24:38.68]lsn't this amazing? lt's like a postcard from the '20s. 真是太不可思議了 這景色好像20年代的明信片 [24:40.44]We couldn't have had one drink? What's the harm in having one drink? -喝一杯會怎么樣? -你居然還在沮喪 [24:44.64]l can't believe you're still upset. [24:46.40]What role did you think they would play in our lives? 他們在你生命中 會扮演什么樣的角色? [24:48.32]-Who knows? We might have hit it off. -Come on. -我們可能很談得來 -拜托 [24:52.28]Let's look at the odds realistically. 我們談過的戀愛 有幾次是成功的? [24:54.28]How many guys do we ever hit it off with? [24:56.24]Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last. 少之又少，就算成功也不長久 [24:59.52]Even if they did, men die first, so we're back where we started. 就算能長久，男人比較早死 我們到頭來還是孤家寡人 [25:02.80]l say we skip all the drama... 我們干脆跳過這些戀愛劇情 互相作伴就好 [25:07.20]and just enjoy each other's company... [25:08.68]now. [25:11.48]But l don't want to skip all the drama. 我不想跳過這些劇情 那才是人生 [25:15.48]That's life, that's everything... 感情、紀(jì)念日和孩子才是一切 [25:16.96]that's relationships, and anniversaries, and kids. [25:18.32]And l want all that, in addition to my friends. 除了朋友，我也要那些 [25:22.72]That sounds wonderful, but don't bank on it happening. 聽起來很完美 但別指望它會發(fā)生 [25:27.60]You must be cold. l'll meet you at the hotel. 你一定很冷，我們飯店見 [25:30.44]l'm going to get some saltwater taffy. 我要去吃鹽水太妃糖 [25:34.76]-Are you sure? -Yeah, l'm dying for it. -你確定嗎? -我求之不得 [25:39.20]Watch the tram car, pIease. 電車啟動，請小心 [25:52.44]By my fifth piece of peppermint taffy, I reaIized... 第五顆薄荷太妃糖過后 我突然領(lǐng)悟… [25:54.20]maybe I wasn't banking on my friends. 或許我不是想依賴我的朋友 我只是躲在她們身后 [25:59.28]I was hiding in them. [25:59.56]You ready for a swim? Got your bathing suit on under there? 要去游泳了嗎? 我?guī)湍銕Я擞疽? [26:03.16]Yeah, it's a bikini. You'll love it. 是比基尼，你會喜歡的 [26:07.12]l was kind of hoping for a skinny-dip. 我本來想裸泳 [26:10.04]You know there's nothing skinny about either of us. 還是不要引人注意 要走了嗎? [26:14.72]Should we go back? [26:14.88]ln a minute. lt's almost sunset. -再等一下，太陽快下山了 -你最愛的粉紅色天空 [26:18.68]You and your pink sky. [26:37.84]Then again, maybe there are some things worth gambIing on. 或許有些事情值得賭一次 [26:46.28]Back inside, I had a thought. 我內(nèi)心突然有個念頭 想在未來贏得大獎 [26:50.00]To hit the jackpot in the future... [26:53.36]you might have to bet on where you are in the present. 就要賭上現(xiàn)在所擁有的 [26:54.68]Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. 各位先生女士，請下注 [26:59.84]What happens after 36? 36以后的數(shù)字呢? [27:01.32]l don't know. l guess you fall off the table. 我不知道 或許掉到桌子底下了吧 [27:10.56]All right, no more bets. Here we go. 下好離手，轉(zhuǎn)動輪盤 [27:15.64]Twenty-nine! [27:16.72]The winner is... 贏家是29號 [27:19.00]number 29! [27:24.76]這樣的話… [27:33.32]l can't believe you gambled all that money away. 我不敢相信你輸?shù)羲械腻X 我們原本可以坐轎車回去的 [27:36.72]-We could be in a limo right now. -You told me to. [27:39.72]是你要我賭的 我以為可以坐飛機 [27:42.16]l thought we were taking the jet. [27:44.64]You couldn't have broken up with him tomorrow? 你不能明天再提分手嗎? [27:47.56]What, and lose my dignity? 然后輸?shù)粑业淖饑?yán)? [27:50.80]Don't let me have any more of these. 不要再讓我吃糖了 [27:52.80]Anyone up for playing Old Maid? -有誰想玩老太太紙牌? -我們不是嗎? [27:54.28]Aren't we? [27:59.16]-l'm in. -l'm in. -我要玩 -我也要…等一下 [27:59.04]Oh, wait! [28:02.04]Oh, my God! -天啊 -不會吧 [28:06.56]Excuse me, would you mind taking our picture? 抱歉，可以幫我們照張相嗎? [28:10.32]This is a moment we're gonna want to remember. 當(dāng)下，我們都想記住這一刻 [28:17.56]Turns out it was. 而這一刻果然永難忘懷

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