37 教室里太吵了
It was the first day of school.
今天是開學第一天。
As the headmaster made his rounds, he heardterrible noise coming from one of the classrooms.
校長巡視的時候聽到從一間教室里傳來非常大的嘈雜聲。
He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the mostnoise.
他沖進教室看到一個男孩,比別的人都高,制造的噪音比誰都大。
He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.
校長抓住這個家伙,把他拖到走廊,并告訴他呆在那兒,直到被饒恕為止。
Returning to the classroom, the headmaster restored order and lectured the class for half anhour about the importance of good behavior.
校長回到教室,讓教室恢復了秩序,并重新給同學們做了一個長達半小時關于良好行為的重要性的演講。
"Now," he said, "are there any questions? If there are no questions, you are dismissed."
“現(xiàn)在,”他說,“還有什么問題嗎?如果沒有,就放學了。”
One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "may we have our teacher back?"
一個女孩膽怯地站起來。“校長,”她說,“現(xiàn)在能讓我們的老師回來了嗎?”