生活大爆炸第二季21.Howard被leslie甩，Sheldon忘帶鑰匙被迫和penny共處一室事件

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC [00:00.50]Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe? 好吧 你是來自嗎 [00:03.89]Yes. 是的 [00:05.12]- Were you in the original trilogy? - Yes. - 你是原三部曲里的嗎? - 是的 [00:07.12]Oh,is tre a picture of you in my llet wearing metal bikini? 噢 我錢包里照片上那個(gè) 穿著金屬比基尼的是你嗎 [00:12.82]God,I hope not. 老天 我希望不是 [00:15.14]And no,I'm not Princess Leia. 不是 我不是莉亞公主 [00:17.28]Okay,okay. My turn. 好了 好了 該我了 [00:18.99]- Are you in all six Star Wars movies? - Yes. - 你在六部都出現(xiàn)過嗎? - 是的 [00:21.83]- Interestg. Are you a droid? - Yes. - 有趣 你是機(jī)器人嗎? - 是的 [00:24.97]Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon? 你長(zhǎng)的像閃閃發(fā)光的Sheldon嗎? [00:29.80]Yes. 沒錯(cuò) [00:31.87]- C-3PO. - You got it. - C-3PO - 猜對(duì)了! [00:31.37]中有點(diǎn)神經(jīng)質(zhì)且多愁善感的機(jī)器人 [00:35.12]That's preposterous. I do not resemble C-3PO. 這太荒謬了 我和C-3PO沒有任何相似之處 [00:38.87]Don't get me wrong. I'm flattered. I just don't see it. 別誤會(huì) 事實(shí)上我受寵若驚 我沒看出來罷了 [00:47.56]Leslie Winkle. Leslie Winkle [00:49.49]You've reached "Friends with Benefits." 你接通了"非常朋友"熱線 [00:52.89]For a booty call,press one now. 想找"炮友" 請(qǐng)按1號(hào)鍵 [00:58.12]What exactly does that expression mean,friends with benefits? "非常朋友"到底非常在哪里了? [01:01.91]Does he provide her with health insurance? 他為她提供健康保險(xiǎn)了? [01:05.63]No. Look,uh... 不 是這樣 呃... [01:07.71]Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, 想像一下你和性伴侶維持朋友關(guān)系 [01:10.97]but you were free to date whoever you wanted. 同時(shí)你又可以自由和任何人約會(huì) [01:14.87]I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that. 抱歉 我完全想象不出 [01:18.54]All right. Back to the game. 我看咱們還是接著游戲吧 [01:20.39]I believe it's my turn. 應(yīng)該輪到我了 [01:21.67]You may begin your questions whenever you're ready. 你們準(zhǔn)備好了就可以開始提問 [01:24.13]Are you Spock? 你是史波克嗎? [01:30.01]I don't like this game. 我不喜歡這游戲 [01:33.29]So,where were we? 我們剛才說到哪兒了? [01:35.28]Aren't you leaving for your booty call? 你不去赴"炮友"之約嗎? [01:36.76]No,it was something else. 不 是別的事 [01:38.50]Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on. 為什么所有事情都要跟性扯上關(guān)系? 拜托~ [01:41.57]- Whose turn is it? - We were up to you. - 輪到誰了? - 到你了 我們正等著呢 [01:43.48]Great. Just start. 很好 開始吧 [01:45.24]Okay,let's see. Are you from a TV series? 好 你是電視劇里的人物嗎 [01:49.14]She dumped me! 她把我甩了! [01:54.13]I bet he's someone from Babylon 5. We're never going to get it. 我打賭他一定是里的 我們永遠(yuǎn)也猜不著 [02:21.48]What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you? Leslie怎么了? 她為什么要甩你? [02:23.56]I don't know. She just said,Howard,Mama's a rolling stone. 我不知道 她只是說 Howard 媽媽是見異思遷的人 [02:30.40]Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone. 然后她的電話就變成語音留言 她離開了我 [02:35.53]I don't understand. 我不太明白 [02:37.07]If you were in a non-emotional relationship, 既然這是不談情只談性的關(guān)系 [02:39.65]then why are you having what appears to be an emotional response? 你為什么會(huì)對(duì)分手有如此情緒化的反應(yīng)? [02:43.77]Sheldon,he obviously had feelings for her. Sheldon 他顯然是對(duì)她有感情了 [02:46.35]Of course I had feelings for her. 我當(dāng)然對(duì)她有感情 [02:48.13]I saw her naked,for God's sake. 我看見她赤果果了 拜托 [02:52.01]Okay,look,you just need to get your mind off it. 好吧 瞧 你現(xiàn)在需要徹底忘記這些 [02:54.40]Do you want to go to the comic book store? 你想去漫畫書店嗎? [02:56.04]Maybe go see a movie? 或者去看電影? [02:57.27]I don't want to go anywhere. 我哪兒也不想去 [02:59.46]You know,I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada 根據(jù)我的印象 在內(nèi)華達(dá)州有一個(gè)城市 [03:04.63]designed specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. 是專為Howard這種想要 忘記煩心事兒的人設(shè)計(jì)的 [03:10.69]They can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, 他們能讓新問題取代老問題 比如酗酒 [03:13.24]gambling addiction,and sexually transmitted diseases. 嗜賭成性還有性傳播疾病等 [03:18.87]Is it me,or was that Sheldon's way of saying,"Vegas,baby!"? 是我理解錯(cuò)了 還是Sheldon在說 "拉斯維加斯 寶貝兒!"? [03:25.33]I've never been there. Have you? 我從沒去過那里 你去過嗎? [03:26.89]Me? No. I just got "Vegas,baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers. 我? 沒 這句"拉斯維加斯 寶貝兒!" 不過是跟里文斯·沃恩學(xué)的 [03:32.64]It could be fun. I know my weekend's wide open,now that... 蠻有意思的樣子 我周末閑著呢 現(xiàn)在又... [03:39.97]Okay,let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas. 好吧 決定了 我們?nèi)ダ咕S加斯 [03:42.91]Now? Right now? 現(xiàn)在? 說走就走? [03:44.29]Why not? People do things "right now," all the time. 為什么不? 人們總是會(huì)說干啥就干啥 [03:46.79]Why can't we be "right now" people,too? 為啥咱不能"說走就走"呢? [03:48.94]Go home,pack a bag,and we'll be "right now" people. 去 收拾行李 咱也潮一把 說走就走 [03:52.32]I mean,I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription, 我是說 我得先去藥店再抓點(diǎn)藥 [03:54.64]but after that,we'll go right now. 但那之后 我們說走就走 [03:57.83]What do you say,Howard? 你怎么說 Howard [03:59.57]I say... Vegas,baby! 我想說...拉斯維加斯 寶貝兒! [04:03.07]What are you going to tell your mother? 那你怎么跟你老媽交待? [04:04.37]Sea World,baby! 海洋世界 寶貝兒! [04:10.62]y,Sheldon,are you coming? 嘿 Sheldon 你去嗎? [04:12.18]I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larvae in my auditory canal. 我寧愿讓蒼蠅在我耳朵里產(chǎn)卵然后孵化 [04:19.55]Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt. 好吧 我們會(huì)給你帶一件T恤回來 [04:25.68]Thank you. 謝謝 [04:28.01]- Hello,neighbor. - Hello,Sheldon. - 你好 鄰居 - 你好 Sheldon [04:31.90]And how are you this fine evening? 這個(gè)美好的晚上你過得如何? [04:34.26]- Great. - Good. I'm glad. - 很好 - 好 我很高興 [04:37.30]Really? Are you drunk? 真的嗎? 你喝醉了吧? [04:40.21]I'm just in a good mood. 我這是心情好呀 [04:41.81]While my compatriots are in Las Vegas, 我的伙伴們?nèi)チ死咕S加斯 [04:44.22]I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude. 我可以在我專屬的孤獨(dú)城堡里 度過一個(gè)愉悅的夜晚 [04:48.88]That's Superman's big ice thingy,right? 就是超人那個(gè)大冰窖 對(duì)吧? [04:52.51]You know,I'm in such a good mood, 你知道嗎 我心情如此之好 [04:54.02]I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today. 以至于覺得你英語的薄弱理解力 在我看來都變得親切和迷人了 [05:01.03]What smells so good? 什么東西聞起來這么香? [05:02.99]That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer, 那是印度奶酪散發(fā)出的醉人芳香 [05:06.85]a perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds. 它正象征著這個(gè)美好的自由之夜 [05:10.34]Not only is it Indian cuisine,which Koothrappali loathes, 它不僅是Koothrappali討厭的印度食品 [05:13.76]it contains a generous helping of peanuts, 里面還有大份的花生 [05:15.66]which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister. 足以讓W(xué)olowitz變成個(gè) 97磅的直喘氣的大水皰 [05:20.96]And finally,its main ingredient is paneer, 最后 它的主料是凝乳干酪 [05:24.20]a farmer's cheese that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable within minutes. 這種普通的農(nóng)夫干酪 能讓Leonard跟哪兒呆著都坐立不安 [05:32.71]Yum. 很美味哦 [05:35.16]Well,enjoy your big evening. 好吧 好好享受你這個(gè)盛大的夜晚 [05:37.53]Penny. I realize you're also on your own tonight,so if,at some point, Penny 我發(fā)現(xiàn)你今晚也是一個(gè)人 所以如果 在某個(gè)時(shí)候 [05:41.81]you find yourself with nothing to do,please do not disturb me. 你感覺到無聊了 [05:45.01]請(qǐng)千萬不要來打擾我 [05:47.31]Have fun,Sheldon. 玩的愉快 Sheldon [05:48.62]Oh,I shall. 噢 我會(huì)的 [06:01.37]No! 不~! [06:05.61]What's wrong,Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy? 怎么了 超人? 被你的大冰窖拒之門外了? [06:18.23]Look at this. Mouthwash,lotion,body wash. 瞧瞧這些 漱口水 乳液 沐浴露 [06:21.37]Shampoo and conditioner together in one tiny bottle. 洗發(fā)水和護(hù)發(fā)素濃縮在一小瓶子里 [06:25.87]I love Las Vegas. 我愛拉斯維加斯 [06:28.99]Howard,could I borrow some aftershave? Howard 能借用一下須后水嗎? [06:30.93]Black case,top compartment. 黑色包包 上面那層 [06:38.99]That's a lot of cologne. 古龍水也太多了吧 [06:40.58]First row are your musks. 第一排是麝香味的 [06:42.47]Second is woods,leathers and botanicals. 第二排是木香 皮革香和植物香系列 [06:45.30]Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly. 第三排是各種外激素 別亂用喲 [06:55.54]That's the spirit,Howard. Howard 這才是美國(guó)精神 [06:58.68]Yes,we can. 我們能行 [07:03.73]Come on. Let's go. 快 走吧 [07:04.58]You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email. 你們倆先去吧 我得寫完這封Email [07:08.30]That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page. 這哪是Email 是Leslie的Facebook頁面 [07:11.69]Okay,fine. I'm checking her Facebook page. 好吧 我在看她的Facebook頁面 [07:13.87]Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me. 瞧瞧她的最新動(dòng)態(tài) 她說她甩了我 [07:16.32]People need to know I dumped her. 別人應(yīng)該知道是我甩了她 [07:19.12]But she did dump you. 可確實(shí)是她甩了你 [07:21.71]Grow up,Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet. 別天真了 Raj 真相在因特網(wǎng)上是無處容身的 [07:27.83]Just go. I'll catch up with you. 你們先走 我等會(huì)兒就來 [07:30.36]All right. 行 [07:32.15]Oh,we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky. 噢 我們得制定個(gè)計(jì)劃 以防萬一我們中有誰走桃花運(yùn) [07:38.19]Okay,uh,if I get lucky,I'll take her to my stately manner outside Gotham City,and... 好啊 如果我走運(yùn)的話 我會(huì)帶她去哥譚市外的豪宅 [07:44.61]if you get lucky,I'll sleep on the moon. 而要是你走運(yùn)了 我就睡月亮上 [07:48.84]Sounds like a plan. 聽著不賴 [07:52.34]Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere. 等下 我覺得備用鑰匙就在這附近 [07:55.54]We have a bowl. 我們有個(gè)碗 [07:58.12]Our keys go in a bowl. 我們把鑰匙放在那個(gè)碗里 [08:00.80]You should get a bowl. 你也該弄個(gè)碗 [08:03.40]So,how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his key in the first place? 那么 Sheldon Cooper的完美大腦 怎么會(huì)忘帶鑰匙了呢? [08:08.31]I left them in the bowl. 我把它放在碗里了 [08:11.95]- I just remembered where the emergency key is. - Where? - 我記得備用鑰匙在哪兒 - 哪兒? [08:14.68]In your apartment. 你屋里 [08:16.32]What's it doing in my apartment? 怎么跑到我們那去了? [08:17.76]Well,I went in there a few weeks ago and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there. 我?guī)讉€(gè)禮拜前去你們那兒 你們正巧不在 我就忘在那兒了 [08:21.29]You went in my... Why would... What are you saying? 你去了我的... 為什么... 你在說什么? [08:24.62]It's not a big deal. I was making coffee and I ran out of milk. 又沒啥大不了的 我不過是泡咖啡時(shí)沒牛奶了 [08:27.42]You're the milk thief! 你是那個(gè)偷奶賊! [08:32.06]Leonard said I was crazy,but I knew that carton felt lighter. Leonard說我多心了 可我就是覺得盒子變輕了 [08:36.45]All right. Sheldon,look. Just calm down. 好吧 Sheldon 冷靜一點(diǎn) [08:38.15]I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door. 我給大樓管理員打電話 他會(huì)來替你開門的 [08:40.79]You just eat your dinner here while you're waiting. 反正要在這兒等著 不如就把晚飯吃了吧 [08:42.59]Eat? My dinner? In your apartment? 在你屋里? 吃? 晚飯? [08:45.79]Yeah. Why not? 是啊 有何不可? [08:46.96]Sure. Why not? 沒錯(cuò) 有何不可? [08:49.03]And after the sun's down,we can all pile in my pickup and go skinny-dipping down at the crick. 在日落之后 可以擠進(jìn)我的皮卡 一起去裸泳 游到它抽筋為止 [08:55.39]'Cause today's the day to stop making sense. 今天開始 一切都蠻不講理了 [09:01.53]Thanks. [09:02.48]I'm telling you,Leonard... video slots... [09:04.71]free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95. 謝了 [09:05.38]我跟你說 Leonard 游戲屏... [09:07.61]豐滿的酒吧女遞來的免費(fèi)飲料 還有3.95美元暢吃的大蝦 [09:12.02]Disneyland can suck it. [09:14.92]迪斯尼樂園該關(guān)門了 [09:17.06]This is the real happiest place on earth. [09:19.96]這才是世上最快樂的地方 [09:23.40]Dude,check it out! [09:24.89]That's laundry for a month! 老兄 瞧瞧! [09:27.79]一個(gè)月的洗衣服務(wù)! [09:36.77]Hello. [09:39.46]- What's your name? - Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali. 你好 [09:42.36]- 尊姓大名? - Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali [09:44.16]Hello,Rajesh Ra-- Hi,Rajesh. [09:47.06]你好 Rajesh Ra... 嗨 Rajesh [09:49.03]I'm Michaela. [09:50.19]Hello,Michaela. [09:51.57]So,you interested in a little party? 我叫Michaela [09:53.09]你好 Michaela [09:54.91]Why,yes,I love to party. 去狂歡你有興趣嗎? [09:57.63]Party is my middle name. 當(dāng)然 我喜歡狂歡 [09:59.47]Or,it would be if it weren't Ramayan. 狂歡是我的中間名 [10:02.37]或者說 如果不是Ramayan的話就是了 [10:03.88]Uh,Raj,can I... can I talk to you for a moment? [10:05.93]Not now,Leonard. Michaela's inviting me to a party. 呃 Raj 能不能... 能不能借一步說話? [10:09.64]You better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you. 現(xiàn)在不行 Leonard Michaela邀請(qǐng)我去狂歡呢 [10:12.54]你最好打電話上月球 問問那兒還有沒有你的床位 [10:15.40]Yeah. I really need to talk to you. [10:18.27]Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move. 我真的要和你談?wù)? [10:21.27]Just stay the beautiful,unspoiled American flower that you are. 抱歉 我馬上就回來 別走噢 也別動(dòng) [10:24.17]保持你那種美式的含苞待放之美 [10:27.08]What's wrong with you,dude? That woman was all up in my jammy. [10:30.94]Okay.I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is, 老兄 你是怎么了? 那個(gè)女人已經(jīng)和我勾搭上了 [10:34.57]but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute. 好 我也不想給你晴天霹靂 壞了你的"勾搭"好事 [10:38.36]What? No... 但我十分肯定她是個(gè)妓女 [10:41.26]什么? 不... [10:43.11]Let me put it this way: In your entire life, [10:45.49]how many gorgeous women have walked straight up to you in a bar and asked if you wanted to party? 這么說吧 在你這輩子中 [10:48.39]有多少漂亮女人會(huì)在酒吧里 徑直走向你 問你要不要出去狂歡? [10:53.23]Maybe I can save her. [10:57.56]Maybe,but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try. 也許我能拯救她 [11:00.46]也許吧 但估計(jì)你試那一下 一個(gè)小時(shí)得花你500美刀 [11:06.64]It was lovely meeting you. [11:07.98]Best of luck in your future endeavors. [11:09.54]很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你 [11:10.88]祝你今后好運(yùn) [11:12.41]Whatever. [11:15.31]Oh,I miss her already. 隨便 [11:18.21]噢 我已經(jīng)開始想她了 [11:21.60]Oh,Howard's losing it. [11:23.26]Check out his latest Twitters. 哦 Howard崩了 [11:25.57]"I'm at the bottom of a black holE staring into the abyss." 看看他最新的Twitter [11:29.26]My life is meaningless. My future is without hope." "我身處黑洞的底部望向無盡深淵" [11:32.88]Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group? "我的人生毫無意義 我的未來盡失希望" [11:36.44]You think that'd help? 帶他去看藍(lán)人樂團(tuán)如何? (三個(gè)戴藍(lán)頭套穿黑衣服的音樂人) [11:37.67]USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family." [11:39.34]你覺得這有用? [11:42.01]I don't know. Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy. 今日美國(guó)把他們稱作 "全家人的非凡樂趣" [11:44.91]我不清楚 Howard不像是那種 對(duì)家庭娛樂感興趣的人 [11:46.46]It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker. [11:48.88]She's exactly his type; a hooker. 可惜了 他沒能遇上那妓女 [11:51.78]她完全貼合他的要求 一個(gè)妓女 [11:53.51]You know,I bet if we hired her,that would cheer him up. [11:57.06]We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker. 我打賭 如果我們雇了她 她能讓他打起精神來的 [11:59.96]我們不能給Wolowitz召妓 [12:03.99]"I'm so lonely and horny,I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all." [12:06.89]"我是如此孤獨(dú)而又饑渴 也許該干掉這罐20塊的花生 結(jié)束一切" [12:15.26]I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate. [12:18.16]我想評(píng)估一下應(yīng)該不會(huì)有問題 [12:22.89]So how was your day? [12:26.49]Are you trying to make small talk? 你今天如何呀? [12:28.97]Oh,sweetie,you really don't have to. 你想跟我聊聊? [12:31.59]No,it's the accepted convention. 噢 親愛的 真的沒這必要 [12:34.49]不 這叫約定俗成 [12:36.84]How was your day? [12:40.31]Well,uh,they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,so my hours are gonna be a little differe... 你今天如何呀? [12:44.52]I'm sorry. That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat. 餐廳的人調(diào)整了我的時(shí)間表 所以我上班的時(shí)間會(huì)有一點(diǎn)兒不同... [12:47.42]抱歉 我對(duì)此完全不感興趣 吃就是了 [12:56.68]Hello again. [12:59.49]Yeah,hi. Listen,um... 又是我 [13:01.72]if you're not busy,we were thinking maybe you could... 你好 聽著 嗯... [13:04.62]要是你不忙的話 我們?cè)谙肽闶遣皇强梢?.. [13:06.19]We were wondering... [13:07.71]if you're really a prostitute. 我們?cè)谙?.. [13:11.35]- You guys cops? - No. 你是不是真的是妓女 [13:12.86]I'm a prostitute. - 你們是警察? - 不 [13:15.64]Okay,great. 我是妓女 [13:18.54]太棒了 [13:25.37]Uh,the thing is,we've got this friend,and he's kind of down in the dumps. [13:28.27]事情是這樣的 我們有個(gè)朋友 他最近有點(diǎn)兒情緒低落 [13:30.38]And we thought maybe you could cheer him up. [13:33.17]With sex. 我們覺著也許你能讓他打起精神來 [13:36.94]I think she knows what I meant. OOXX [13:38.55]How can she when you beat around the bh? 我覺得她明白我的意思 [13:40.41]She's from the mean streets where they shoot from the hip and keep it real. 你拐彎抹角的她怎么能明白? [13:43.31]她們那邊都是直來直去的 [13:45.30]Don't worry. I can take good care of your friend. [13:48.36]Okay,terrific. 別擔(dān)心 我可以照料好你們的朋友 [13:50.42]listen,is there a way that we can do this where he doesn't know that you're a, 太好了 [13:53.32]你有沒有辦法可以 讓他察覺不出來你... [13:57.07]- you know... - Prostitute. [14:00.41]You want the girlfriend experience. - 你知道的 - 是個(gè)妓女 [14:02.48]Yes. Yeah,exactly. The girlfriend experience. 想要女友般的體驗(yàn)? [14:05.71]Actually,if it's not too much to ask,could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience? 對(duì) 沒錯(cuò) 就是女友般的體驗(yàn) [14:08.61]實(shí)際上 不知道算不算過分 能來猶太女友的體驗(yàn)嗎? [14:13.00]Okay,that's question 20. You have to guess. [14:15.90]好 這是第20問了 你得猜猜看 [14:17.90]I don't know,Sheldon. Are you Star Wars? [14:20.80]我不知道 Sheldon 你扮演的是星際大戰(zhàn)? [14:23.54]How can one person be a whole movie? [14:27.49]Okay,I give up. Can we just do something else? 一個(gè)人如何能夠扮演一整部電影 [14:30.03]Fine. 算了 我放棄 我們能干點(diǎn)別的嗎 [14:31.84]I was Spock. 那好 [14:34.74]我是史波克 [14:38.33]Are you and Leonard friends with benefits? [14:41.83]What? 你和Leonard是"非常朋友"嗎? [14:43.30]Are you and Leonard friends with benefits? 什么? [14:45.31]Where did that even come from? Did he say we were? 你和Leonard是"非常朋友"嗎 [14:47.87]No,Leonard said nothing. 何來此話 是他這么說的嗎 [14:49.11]But who knows what goes on over here when he pretends your mail was misdelivered? [14:50.77]不 Leonard什么也沒說 [14:52.01]可他假裝你的信送錯(cuò)了地方 誰知道你們倆到底怎么回事 [14:54.64]Just mail,no benefits. [14:57.18]I see. 只是送信 沒非常關(guān)系 [14:58.77]Why are you asking? 明白了 [15:00.37]I'm curious about the whole social construct. 干嘛問這個(gè) [15:03.51]On its face,the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite-- 我對(duì)整個(gè)社交構(gòu)成結(jié)構(gòu)感到好奇 [15:07.69]assuming one is afflicted with such-- 從表面來看 滿足一個(gè)人的性欲... [15:09.54]without emotional entanglement,that seems eminently practical. 假如說有人遭受此事 [15:12.44]又沒有感情糾葛 是非?，F(xiàn)實(shí)的關(guān)系 [15:14.21]What I've observed,however,is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl. [15:17.11]然而現(xiàn)在是 Howard Wolowitz 哭哭啼啼的 就像個(gè)小女孩 [15:20.93]Well,some people just can't handle that kind of relationship. [15:24.60]Can you? 有些人就是沒辦法處理好這種感情 [15:28.60]Excuse me? 那你行嗎 [15:30.43]Are you able to have sex with men without developing an emotional attachment? 什么意思 [15:33.33]你可以與男人發(fā)生關(guān)系 同時(shí)不摻雜任何感情進(jìn)去嗎 [15:34.96]Sheldon,I really don't want to talk about this with you. [15:37.86]Sheldon 我真不想和你討論這個(gè) [15:39.73]Is this conversation making you uncomfortable? [15:41.76]Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell? 這談話讓你感到不自在了嗎 [15:44.34]I really have no idea.I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions, 當(dāng)然讓我不自在 你看不出來嗎 [15:48.28]- body language... - I'm uncomfortable,Sheldon! 我不清楚 我不擅長(zhǎng)閱讀面部表情 [15:51.18]- 肢體語言... - 我很不自在 Sheldon! [15:52.85]Thank you. That's very helpful. [15:55.75]謝謝 我懂了 [15:57.73]All right,where are these amazing shrimp? [16:01.15]Behold. 好吧 美味小蝦在哪 [16:04.65]Seriously,you think this is the size of a baby's arm? 看這里 [16:07.55]說真的 你說和嬰兒胳膊一般大小 就是這樣子的? [16:09.50]A little baby. [16:12.51]Okay,I'm going back to the room. 小小嬰兒 [16:14.28]Boy,would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket? 好 我還是回家吧 [16:17.18]讓他們上一盤上等胸肉就這么困難 [16:28.72]Hi,there. Howard Wolowitz. [16:32.22]Esther Rosenblatt. 你好 我是Howard Wolowitz [16:35.12]Esther Rosenblatt [16:40.45]I don't think the manager's coming tonight,so here. [16:44.47]Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch? 我覺得管理員今晚是不會(huì)來了 給你 [16:47.93]Well,it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind,but it's the one I'm going with. 你是準(zhǔn)備讓我睡沙發(fā)嗎 [16:50.83]雖然不是我的最初想法 不過我現(xiàn)在是這么打算的 [16:52.95]I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed. [16:55.72]And given its dimensions, 我沒法睡你的沙發(fā) 我都是在床上睡覺的 [16:56.78]I have no intention of living out E.M.Snickering's beloved children's book, [16:58.62]瞧瞧這尺寸 [17:00.27]The Tall Man From Cornwall. 我可不想像E.M.Snickering的 流行兒童讀物中那個(gè) [17:03.81]What? 康沃爾的大個(gè)子一樣睡覺 [17:05.79]"There was a tall man from Cornwall whose length exceeded his bed." 那是什么 [17:09.52]"My body fits on it,but barely upon it,there's no room for my big Cornish head." 從前在康沃爾有個(gè)大個(gè)子 他的身高要長(zhǎng)過自己的床 [17:12.42]這張床我的身子躺著剛剛好 可我的頭卻沒有地方放 [17:20.84]All right,I will give you my bed on one condition: [17:24.57]that you promise to zip your hole for the next eight hours. 好吧 我讓出床 不過有一個(gè)條件 [17:27.47]未來8小時(shí)內(nèi)把你那窟窿閉好 [17:29.13]- May I say one last thing? - Only if it doesn't rhyme. [17:32.03]- 我還能再說一句嗎 - 不押韻就行 [17:34.35]All right. [17:37.25]那好吧 [17:40.18]Good night. [17:43.08]晚安啦 [17:45.05]Turn-ons? Let me see. [17:47.57]Reading a good book in front of the fire,long walks on the beach... 感性趣的事 讓我想想 [17:50.47]在壁爐前讀本好書 在沙灘上漫步 [17:52.49]and getting freaky on the Sabbath with a bacon cheeseburger. [17:55.39]在安息日里放縱一下 吃培根芝士漢堡 [18:00.02]Really? Me,too! [18:02.92]是嗎 我也是哎 [18:04.53]Oy,gevalt,you're hot. [18:08.39]Yeah. 噢 天吶 你真性感 [18:10.65]Excuse me for a moment. 是嗎 [18:13.55]稍等一下 [18:16.52]- Hey,how's it going? - Cut the crap. You set this up,didn't you? [18:19.42]- 進(jìn)展如何 - 少?gòu)U話 你們安排的 對(duì)不對(duì) [18:21.18]Yes. She'a hooker,** [18:24.25]A prostitute,yes. - 對(duì) - 她是只雞 對(duì)吧 [18:27.78]- You already gave her the money? - Yes. 是妓女 沒錯(cuò) [18:31.61]Thank you! - 你們已經(jīng)付了錢 - 對(duì) [18:34.51]太感謝啦 [18:40.49]Penny? [18:44.02]What? Penny? [18:46.00]I can't sleep. 干嘛 [18:48.49]Maybe that's because your hole is still open. 我睡不著 [18:51.39]也許是因?yàn)槟愕拇罂吡€張著 [18:53.68]I'm homesick. [18:57.08]Your home is 20 feet from here. 我想家 [18:59.71]20 feet,20 light-years,it doesn't matter. 你家離這不過20尺 [19:03.54]It's in a galaxy far,far away. 20尺還是20光年這都不重要 [19:07.75]Damn it. 在我這 如同一個(gè)星系那么遙遠(yuǎn) [19:10.65]可惡 [19:12.61]What do you want me to do? [19:15.46]Sing "Soft Kitty." 你想讓我怎么辦 [19:18.36]給我唱"軟軟凱蒂貓" [19:19.91]That's only for when you're sick. [19:23.62]Homesick is a type of being sick. 那是只有你生病時(shí)才唱的歌 [19:26.52]思家也是一種病 [19:29.75]Come on,do I really have to? [19:32.75]I suppose we can stay up and talk. 拜托 真的要唱嗎 [19:35.65]那設(shè)想下我們通宵達(dá)旦 閑話家常 [19:37.18]* Soft kitty,warm kitty [19:41.33]* Little ball of fur * 軟軟凱蒂 柔柔凱蒂 * [19:44.35]* Happy kitty... * 一團(tuán)小毛球 * [19:47.25]* 快樂凱蒂... * [19:49.57]Sleepy kitty. [19:50.54]- * Sleepy kit... - No. [19:52.47]睡睡凱蒂 [19:54.40]Start over. - * 睡睡凱... * - 不對(duì) [19:57.30]重來 [20:00.70]* Soft kitty,warm kitty [20:04.21]* Little ball of fur * 軟軟凱蒂 柔柔凱蒂 * [20:07.38]* Happy kitty,sleepy kitty * 一團(tuán)小毛球 * [20:10.65]* Purr,purr,purr. * 快樂凱蒂 睡睡凱蒂 * [20:13.55]* 喵 喵 喵 * [20:15.21]- Penny? - Yeah? [20:18.83]Thank you for letting me stay here. - Penny? - 嗯 [20:21.60]You're welcome,sweetie. 謝謝你留我在這過夜 [20:24.50]不客氣 甜心 [20:28.45]Okay,I'm sleepy now. Get out. [20:31.35]好 我已經(jīng)困了 你出去 [20:39.58]Oh,good. You're finally home. [20:42.61]What were you doing at Penny's? 太好了 你總算回來了 [20:44.41]Well,we had dinner,uh,played some games,and then I spent the night. [20:47.03]你在Penny家干什么 [20:50.15]You'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits." 我們一起吃了晚飯 做游戲 之后我在那過的夜 [20:54.57]哦 告訴你一件好事哦 我對(duì)"非常朋友"有了更深入的了解

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