男人的13個(gè)真實(shí)想法

1. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

當(dāng)我鎖著門(mén)呆在衛(wèi)生間里時(shí)，千萬(wàn)不要問(wèn)任何問(wèn)題。你多問(wèn)一句，我少愛(ài)你一分。

2. Err on the side of hot; we love to show you off. Unless we're meeting my parents.

大膽表現(xiàn)你的迷人之處。我們喜歡炫耀你。除非我們要去見(jiàn)我的父母。

3. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

如果你真的想讓我們感興趣，就別裝出讓人難以接近的樣子。

4. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

你穿跑鞋和短褲很迷人，還有那件條紋短衫。

5. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

不要害怕卸妝。自然更性感。

6. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.

讓你的眉毛自己呆著。拔過(guò)的眉毛不好看。

7. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

喝啤酒的女人很迷人;邊喝啤酒邊看比賽的女人更迷人;看比賽期間幫我們買(mǎi)啤酒的女人最最迷人。

8. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don't be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.

我可能撒謊，但這只是為了讓你感覺(jué)好點(diǎn)。不要對(duì)此發(fā)脾氣。不管怎樣，你并不是真的想找出真相。

9. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.

當(dāng)我們?cè)诠ぷ鲿r(shí)，你打電話給我們“只是為了聊天”，我們并不是真的在聽(tīng);我們可能正在查收郵件。

10. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

我們總是歡迎意想不到的隨意觸摸，即便是在公共場(chǎng)合;特別是在公共場(chǎng)合。

11. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

你任何時(shí)候煮給我們吃，我們都很高興。

12. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

如果你了解我們需要隔三差五地需要和哥們混在一起，我們會(huì)更愛(ài)你。

13. And we love it when you hang with us guys.

你和我們的哥們相處愉快的話我們會(huì)很高興。