英語(yǔ)挑刺：那些坑爹的翻譯會(huì)毀了你

1.我喜歡淡淡地思念一個(gè)人

I like the subtle longing for a friend

吐槽：subtle longing??微妙的渴望……瞬間變味了……

更正：I like it when I'm a bit missing someone。

2.最急的是最美的景色，傷的最深的是最真的感情。

The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions。

吐槽：這是機(jī)翻是機(jī)翻是機(jī)翻是機(jī)翻吧!!

更正：The most beautiful sight disappears the soonest， and real love hurts the most。

3.世上最美的，莫過(guò)于從淚水中掙脫出來(lái)的那個(gè)微笑

Here’s nothing more beautiful than a smile that struggles through tears

吐槽：struggle through tears要不要如此貼合中文字面啊 = =||||

微笑一下是有多糾結(jié)需要struggle，來(lái)跟我讀：固定詞組a smile through tears 含淚而笑

更正：Here’s nothing more beautiful than a smile through tears。

4.每個(gè)嘴里說(shuō)不想戀愛(ài)的人，心里都裝著一個(gè)無(wú)法擁有的人

Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts

吐槽：someone without possibility，你愛(ài)的是一個(gè)沒(méi)救的人了……

更正：Whoever says they don’t want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. (注：英文版來(lái)自大山的更正——相聲演員大山，大家都熟哦~)

5.覺(jué)得自己做得到和做不到，其實(shí)只在一念之間

Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve。

吐槽：我不想吐槽這語(yǔ)法混亂的句子……

更正：You can do anything as long as you believe so。

6.想不通的時(shí)候，試試倒過(guò)來(lái)想吧

Think impassability, try to upside down

吐槽：這句就沒(méi)有一個(gè)詞是對(duì)的……而且原句本來(lái)就很簡(jiǎn)單啊，需不需要錯(cuò)得這么離譜……

更正：If you can't figure out something, try think of it another way around。