艾倫脫口秀166:光芒四射

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Here she is now, Ellen Degeneres.Thank you very much, everybody.Thank you so much. That's nice of you.Back at you. Everybody.

歡迎 艾倫·德杰尼勒斯 謝謝 謝謝大家 謝謝 你們真好 歡呼同樣送給你們

Have a seat. That's so nice where I get back to ya.I appreciate it. I feel the same about you.You are here on a good day.

大家請(qǐng)坐 歡呼也送給你們 很感謝大家 倫家也愛你們 今天是個(gè)好日子

The wife of the most powerful person in the country is here.

美國(guó)權(quán)力頂峰之人的妻子 今天來到了節(jié)目現(xiàn)場(chǎng)

That's right. Say hi to Portia, everybody.Also, first lady Michelle Obama is here.

沒錯(cuò) 大家跟波西亞打個(gè)招呼吧 另外 第一夫人米歇爾也來到了現(xiàn)場(chǎng)

That's right.She will be out in a minute.But here is what I wanna talk about today.

沒錯(cuò) 她馬上出場(chǎng) 但我今天想先聊聊這事

The other night, I was on the Yahoo homepage, looking at the news.

有天晚上 我在 雅虎主頁(yè)上瀏覽新聞

And on the side of the page,the whole front page when you log on,there's a headline about me.

在網(wǎng)頁(yè)的邊上 登錄時(shí)候出現(xiàn)的頁(yè)面里 有條我的頭版

Now, normally I don't read stories about myself.But the headline said "The Secret that will Destory ELlen's Empire".

通常我是不會(huì)看自己的報(bào)道的 但那篇文章標(biāo)題是 "毀滅艾倫帝國(guó)的秘密"

And first of all, I didn't realize that I had an empire.

首先 我完全不知道自己有個(gè)帝國(guó)

I think of it more as a kingdom.Anyway, so I clicked on 'casue I would know what will take down my empire.

頂多也就是個(gè)王國(guó)吧 總之 我點(diǎn)擊了因?yàn)槲蚁胫朗裁磿?huì)摧毀我的帝國(guó)

And it took me to a new page and there was a terrible picture of me.

點(diǎn)進(jìn)去 出現(xiàn)新頁(yè)面 有張我的丑逼照片

Like the person, the, awh,it's the worst picture I've ever seen.

就像那種 呃 絕對(duì)是我見過最丑的圖了

It was like. It could've been Kieth Richards. It was...

就像 是基特·理查茲的圖

But, it was me, as horrible as I've ever seen myself.

但那是我的 是我見過自己最丑的一張

And then the next picture was a beautiful picture of me,gorgeous.

然后 第二張是我的美照 那個(gè)漂亮啊

A better picture than radiant, sexy.I was such attracted to me.

光芒四射 性感迷人 不得不說我對(duì)自己很有吸引力

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