艾倫脫口秀208:蘋果里的垃圾程序
This is number one show.Dancing with the Stars rocks.Are you a idiot
這可是收視第一的節(jié)目 星隨舞動(dòng)最棒了 你是腦殘嗎
May be one or two of them.That how my mom was after ABC canceled my sitcom.
好吧 也許是一兩杯 ABC當(dāng)初砍掉我的情景喜劇的時(shí)候 我媽也是這樣的
We have time for one more clip I believe.Thank you for let me share very much baby
我們還有時(shí)間給大家再來上一段 謝謝你們 寶貝
Happy America we are all American.Happy America.Maybe a sip of wine I am not sure
美國萬歲 我們都是美國人 美國萬歲 也許只喝了一杯 我也不確定
Here is one more clip.She was kicked ass,She fuck smoken sexy last night,She is hot,she is getting carried away
再來一段 她表現(xiàn)的很好 她那晚超級(jí)性感 她很辣 她可是被抬出去的
Last week I showed you some bad aps from my iphone,I found few more that I'd like to show you
上個(gè)星期我給你們看了我蘋果里的垃圾程序 我又找了幾個(gè) 我想跟大家分享一下
They are not really bad aps,it's just more like,I would call them how come aps
其實(shí)也不是真的垃圾程序 更像是 我就會(huì)稱它們?yōu)槟涿畛绦?/p>
I just don't see the purposes in some of them,And this is one that is
我不理解它們的存在的意義 這里有一個(gè)
I turn it on and open the screen,It's an air horn,So if you lost at sea,you just...Somebody!!!
我來開機(jī) 打開屏幕 這是一個(gè)氣喇叭 如果你在大海中迷失了 你只需要 來人啊!!!
You've got（call） a phone，you could call someone but no
你本來有電話可以打的 你可以打電話求助 但是 不
All right here is another one these aps，This is a cat that's a cat ap
好的 還有一個(gè) 這些程序啊 這是一只貓 關(guān)于貓的程序
And when you talk it talk with you，All right… so…Like I would use this，It's not you it's me
當(dāng)你說話的時(shí)候 它就模仿你的嘴型 好的 那么 要是我 我就會(huì)這么用 不是你的問題 是我的錯(cuò)
I just don't think we should see each other any more.I think we should be friends
我就是覺得咱兩不該再繼續(xù)見面了 我們還是可以做朋友的
All right those are some bad aps，but it's still talking actually with me Hello
好的 這些是垃圾程序 還在跟著我對(duì)嘴型呢 你好
If you want an ap that let's you watch the exclusive videos，You can download Ellen Show ap for free
如果你想要這個(gè)程序 可以看我們的獨(dú)家視頻 你可以在Ellen Show網(wǎng)站免費(fèi)下載
We will also tell you who is on the show each day，But I will do that for you right now
我們網(wǎng)站也會(huì)透露每天的特邀嘉賓 但我現(xiàn)在就可以給你答案
Today on the show from Modern Family Sofia Vergara
今天來到現(xiàn)場的是來自《摩登家庭》的Sofia Vergara
