艾倫脫口秀253:分享真人真事

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First dance.have a seat.I haven't danced all summer long

第一支舞 請(qǐng)坐 我一個(gè)夏天沒跳過(guò)舞了

Will.I.Am welcome.I'm so happy you are here.Thank you

Will.IAm歡迎你 很高興你能來(lái) 謝謝

and do I say the whole way.do I say Will. You. Are Will.I.Am Will

整場(chǎng)我該怎么稱呼你 是叫你Will.You.Are 還是Will.I.Am 還是Will

you call me willy,you call me billy, you call me chily.or did you call me Will

你可以叫我Willy 叫我Belly 叫我Chilly 要不就叫你剛說(shuō)的Will

so now I have our new segment because it's our first show.I don't have a name for

我們首場(chǎng)秀 有個(gè)新環(huán)節(jié) 我還沒想好名字

I wanna share the segment we usually have a title for the segment

以前每個(gè)環(huán)節(jié)都有名字

so we just call it the new segment that we don't have title for

這個(gè)新環(huán)節(jié) 暫且就叫待命環(huán)節(jié)吧

do you have your auto corrector on your phones everybody.do you have worried

你們手機(jī)上有自動(dòng)聯(lián)想功能嗎 為此擔(dān)心過(guò)么

OK，so you're texting cause it's all kind new to me

就是你發(fā)消息的時(shí)候 這新功能真的玩不轉(zhuǎn)

you're texting your phone automatically spell the word things you trying to type

手機(jī)會(huì)自動(dòng)把 你想要的單詞拼完整

and sometimes it's right, sometimes a lot of times it's very very wrong and it's been happening to me laterly a lot

有時(shí)候它拼對(duì)了 但更多的時(shí)候 它錯(cuò)的離譜 最近我就經(jīng)歷了幾回

the other day I was texted Portia I was gonna get my can washed

有天我發(fā)消息給Portia說(shuō)我把罐子給洗了

obviously I made my can polished but I made my car washed

很顯然是我把罐子擦亮了 但實(shí)際上我洗的是車

so there are some websites now that posting the auto corrects and over the summer a lot of my viewers sent me there

很多網(wǎng)站上都有關(guān)于拼寫聯(lián)想的故事 觀眾們也發(fā)來(lái)很多

so I wanna share some of them with you.these are actually things that people sent to us that happened to them

現(xiàn)在跟大家分享一些 這些都是真人真事

It starts off sweet this one

這個(gè)開頭很甜蜜

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