艾倫脫口秀283:被邀請參加婚禮

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Well, I'd like to say it in a different way,But it's Ye Olde wedding watch

本來是想換個說法的 但是這么說更英國化

But sometimes I'll say other words,This is true,Don't think

不過有時候我會換個說法 我說真的 別以為

This is a joke just because I messed up the whole beginning

我開玩笑的 因為我沒有開個好頭

I got a letter,This is from the New England genealogical

我收到了一封信 信的地址是新英格蘭宗譜協(xié)會

Society which of course I thought it was from my lady doctor

所以顯然我認(rèn)為是我的婦科醫(yī)生給我寫的

And so I said why was she writing me,Turns out means family

她為什么要給我寫信 結(jié)果這個詞是家族的意思

So anyway,Hold on to you crumps everybody,This is really exciting,This is true

所以無論任何 各位穩(wěn)住了 這真的很激動人心 我沒騙你

Dear Ellen,Our trusty genealogist have been working on Kate Middleton's genealogy with the big royal wedding coming up

親愛的Ellen 隨著隆重的皇家婚禮臨近 我們德高望重的 系譜學(xué)家一直在研究Kate Middleton系譜

As we were doing the research, we discovered that you are related to Kate via a man named sir Thomas Fairfax's wife Agnes Gascoigne

在調(diào)查的途中 我們發(fā)現(xiàn)由于 你是皇妃家的遠(yuǎn)房親戚通過 Thomas Fairfax爵士和他的妻子Agnes Gascoigne的關(guān)系

You were distant cousins,You are 15th,But cousin is still the same

你是她遠(yuǎn)房的表姐 中間大概隔了15重關(guān)系 但你還是她表姐

Sincerely Tom Shampole from the New England Historic Genealogical Society

來自新英格蘭宗譜協(xié)會的Tom Shampole

So how about that,I'm related to Kate,I'm definitely invited to the wedding now

瞧見沒 我是未來王妃的親戚 我肯定會被邀請參加婚禮

Well between the Packer's wining Super Bowl and this I'm having a good week

再加上包裝工隊贏得了超級碗 我這一周過的很滋潤

So Kate,cuz,Let me know where you're registered first of all

Kate 表妹 要登記注冊的話先和我說下

cause I have a Pier 1 and a Target real,real close to my house

我家附近有Pier1和Target家具店

And let me know if you need me to plan a bachelorette party

如果你需要舉辦單身派對一定要告訴我

cause I found some straws that shape like...well never mind

因為我找到了一些吸管的形狀很像 算了 不說了

I'm so excited, I'm so so excited,Oh，I'm so excited I forgot to dance

我很激動 我太激動了 我激動得都忘記跳舞了

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