艾倫脫口秀323:愛偷瞟美女

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Hi,there,what a nice introduction.

嘿 很棒的介紹

Yeah,well,I do,I think of you as a very seductive man

是的 我認為你是個很有魅力的男人

That's a lot of to live up to,yeah,I know it is,but you will,you will live up to it,I have to

要達到那個要求很難 我知道 但是你可以做到 我沒得選擇

Happy belated Valentine's day,thank you very much

給你說聲遲到的情人節(jié)快樂 非常感謝

what did you do to celebrate?Well,I had to work

怎么慶祝情人節(jié) 那天我在工作

But I promised my wife I would not wortk on St.Patty's day.Ok so you are gonna make up for?

但是我答應我妻子 我在圣帕特里克節(jié)會不工作 算是補償

Every day is valentine's day for me,my house，and I think I'm a good husband

對我來說每天都是情人節(jié) 我覺得我是一個好丈夫

You know,I think I'm very romantic

我覺得我很浪漫

And I do have a wandering eye,though,I'll admit that,like a lot of guys,I have a wandering eye

偶爾也看看美女 這點我承認 跟很多人一樣 我也愛偷瞟美女

But,luckily,my other eye is a lazy eye,so it's a push,it's a push,they can't slay each other out

但是還好 我另一只眼很懶 所以這算持平 兩只眼睛誰都打不贏誰

Hilarious,all right,I guess you took a class,I took a class,yeah,The Art of Seduction and it was very interesting

太逗了 聽說你上了一課 我參加了一個非常有趣的課程 叫做“誘惑的藝術”

It shows women how to attract men,I wish they had one of those classes for guys you know

這個課程教授女人們怎么吸引男人 真希望他們也有教男人怎么吸引女人的課程

Because up until now I thought that women were just attracted by shiny things you know like glittering things.

因為直到現(xiàn)在我都覺得 女人只會被閃亮亮的東西吸引 像那些閃著金光的東西

Then I remember no,that's crows,crows are attracted to shiny things

后來我才記起來那是烏鴉 烏鴉才被閃亮亮的東西吸引

So this is a very worthwhile class I think for women.It was interesting just to see what they teach in this

所以我覺得這是個很值得女人學習的課程 光看看她們是怎么教學的就很有意思

You learned a lot,I watched it.let's show the people what happened when you went to this class

我看過了 你學了不少 讓我們展示一下上課時都發(fā)生了些什么

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