艾倫脫口秀400:免費咖啡

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How much coffee can I drink.That's why they did it.Cause you only have one cup of a day probably

我能喝多少咖啡啊 這就是他們?yōu)槭裁匆o你 因為你可能一天才喝一杯

Do you have more than one cup.You look like

你一天不止喝一杯嗎 你看起來

We don't give you free coffee here,so clearly not from us

我們可沒有免費咖啡 你肯定不是在我們這喝的

No,No,Did we give you underwear,Eh,yeah.Good,good,am I wearing it

不是 可我們送你內(nèi)褲 沒錯 不錯 不錯 我現(xiàn)在穿著嗎

I don't know,Are you.No,no one knows.Well you probably know,I would think you know

我不知道 你穿著嗎 不 沒人知道 你可能知道 我覺得你知道

Do you know if you are wearing it,yes.Yes you know,are you wearing it

如果你穿著你會知道嗎 會 所以你知道 你穿著嗎

I won't tell.All right,I will put you pants down.That's what we do here

我不告訴你 好吧 我會把你的褲子扒下來 我們這兒都這么干

Alright bernhoft,tell people what you do before you walk over there,cause I've watched it

好了 Bernhoft 在你表演前跟大家說說你自己吧 我看過你表演

It's amazing,what you do all by yourself over there

你一個人完成這么多人的事 很棒

Basically I had a full band like 8 people,but I couldn't afford that

其實我原來有一個八個人的樂隊 但后來放棄了

No one can these days,So I tried to scale down and I found after that there was just me

因為沒人承受得了那開銷 我只好慢慢削減規(guī)模 到最后只剩我一個人了

I have a kind of a recording,it's a tape recorder.And I press a button and it records

我有一個錄音的機器 是個磁帶錄音機 我只要按下按鈕 它就能錄音了

And I press another buttoon and it records over that,and I can do tons of stuff and yeah

我按下另一個按鈕 又多錄進(jìn)去一層聲音 然后我就用它錄了很多東西 就是這樣

So you just overlapping your voice until you play.So what you gonna do

你只需要把聲音疊加起來 然后你就可以表演了 所以你將要

I just wanna make sure you all understand what's happening,as he's recording his voice adding more and more layers

我不知道大家聽明白了沒有 他表演的背景音樂是自己一層層錄起來的

I konw you have to set up a minute,so we'll head over there.And I wonder if your underwear are on or not

現(xiàn)在到舞臺那邊準(zhǔn)備開始表演吧 我還是很好奇 你到底穿了那條內(nèi)褲嗎

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