艾倫脫口秀446:太搶鏡了

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And I literary make my brain snapped into,and I really didn't know what to say.

我的大腦就扭曲了 我真不知道該說什么

So I just kept going,My god,you are Strip.Oh my god,you are Merrill Strip.

我就不停的說 天吶 你是Strip 天吶 你是Merrill Strip

And she was chatting like a normal human being.

她聊天就像一個正常人

And I said,oh my god,I'm sorry,I thought over the years so many things I ever got to meet you.What I would say.

然后我說 天吶 真抱歉 我想了這么多年 如果我見到你 我會說什么

And this is not it.And she said,oh my god,don't even worry about it.

但我想說的不是這個 她說 嗨 別為那擔(dān)心

And then for some reason I thought I need bookend it and repeat,

我覺得我需要做記錄 然后沒事看看

Oh,my god,you are Merrill Strip.Oh,my god,you are Merrill Strip.

天吶 你是Merrill Strip 天吶 你是Merrill Strip

Which is a wired pattern I've started,I done this when I met Steve Marten.

這開始成了一種奇怪的習(xí)慣 就像我碰到Steve Marten

You said he was Merrill Strip.yeah.To me,everyone I love is Merrill Strip.

你叫他Merrill Strip 是啊 對我來說 每個我喜歡的人都是Merrill Strip

But it's like a wired pattern however.But it's good to book in.

但就形成這個怪習(xí)慣 但是做記錄挺好的

It's good to open it and close.Apparently people like to know who they are.

想不起來的時候翻翻的確 人們喜歡知道自己是誰

I like to make sure,yeah,people lost themselves sometimes in this business.So it's good.

我喜歡不要搞錯 是 干這行人們老迷失自己 很好

We gonna take a break,And uhh,Ellen I'll handle this,We gonna take a break.And uhh,

我們休息一下 然后 Ellen 讓我來 我們要休息一下 然后

She has a surprise for me of something,There's gonna be surprise.Some surprise,sure.

她似乎有個驚喜給我 會有一個驚喜 對 驚喜

I just gonna load myself in the monitor,and that's not anybody want to see.

我自己太搶鏡了 大家都不想看了

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