艾倫脫口秀453:寄來的照片
That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right.
這樣做是不對的 這樣做是不對的 還有一些事是不對的
These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos.
你們?yōu)榻酉聛磉@個部分寄來的照片 照片啊 這些照片怎么了
These are photo,I love when you send me those photos,Cause they are,they are,
這些照片 你們能寄來照片我很喜歡 因?yàn)檫@些照片
You see them all around you,and you take them for me and you send them to me.
你們周圍經(jīng)常見 然后你們拍下來寄給我
Jonathan Oshiro in Kailua,Hawaii,My friend saw this woman on the subway,and had taken a picture.
來自夏威夷Kailua的Jonathan Oshiro說 朋友在地鐵上見到這位 然后拍了下來
You know how your mom used to say,don't touch that,you don't know where it's been.Now you do.
你記得你媽媽原來常說的 別摸 誰知道那到底有多臟 現(xiàn)在知道了
Gordney Parker in Goreville,lllinois,I saw this sign while I was driving,and I couldn't believe it.
來自伊利諾亞斯州Goreville的Gordney Parker說 我開車時看見這個標(biāo)志 難以置信
It says Rest in Peace Campground.Don't worry,Timmy,grandpa is just camping.
上面寫著 愿你安息露營地 Timmy別擔(dān)心 外公只是來露營的
Semantha Brown in Sheridon lllinois,I was illustrating a scene for a children's book,
來自伊利諾亞斯州Sheridon的Semantha Brown說 我為兒童書插畫注解的時候拍的
where a woman receives a washing machine from her husband.
是一個女人收到丈夫送的洗衣機(jī)
What kind of children's book is that?
這是什么兒童書啊
Maybe I should have included the "washer" in the picture.
或許我應(yīng)該在圖上加上“洗衣機(jī)三個字”
