艾倫脫口秀490:迷人的女人
Thank you very much.I feel the same about you.
非常感謝大家 我對(duì)你們有同樣的熱愛
Thank you so much,that's lovely and I send all of that energy right back to you.
非常感謝 真是太可愛了 我把這些都如數(shù)奉還
I appreciate you being here,and you know I come out here,
非常感謝大家的到來 你們知道 我來到這里
and I like to tell you what's going on with me,
我喜歡和你們嘮嘮最近發(fā)生的事
and some of the things that I tell you are more difficult for me to tell you than others.
但是有些事情會(huì)比較難開口 比別的事情困難
and by difficult I mean embarrassing,
所謂困難我指的是很尷尬
Here's what happened,this is something that happened the other night,Portia and I went to a party,
發(fā)生的事情是 在不久前的某個(gè)晚上 我和Portia去參加了一個(gè)派對(duì)
That's not the embarrassing part,
這不是尷尬的部分
And a friend of mine was also at the party,It's not important who it was,
我的一個(gè)朋友也在那個(gè)派對(duì) 他是誰不是重點(diǎn)
But his name rhymes with Forge Boony.
但是他的名字和Forge Boony押韻
If you're bad at rhyming it was George Clooney,Okay.
如果你們對(duì)押韻不是很在行 好吧 他是George Clooney
So George is there,and we see each other and we hug.
所以George也在那個(gè)派對(duì) 我們看到了對(duì)方 所以我們擁抱了
and then he's with this attractive woman and she walks towards me.
然后他身旁有一個(gè)很迷人的女人 向我走了過來
and she opens up her arms for a hug,and I'm like well she's friendly so we hug.
然后張開手臂求一個(gè)擁抱 我想 好吧 她很友善 所以就抱了
and at the exact same time,I say nice to meet you.As she says nice to see you again,
但是就在同一時(shí)刻 我說見到你真好 而她卻說了能再次見到你真好
And I'm like this going oh no.And she's trying to let go,and I'm like wait I got to figure this out.
然后我就瞬間變成這樣 哦 不要吧 然后她試圖松開來 但是我一直在想 我得解決這個(gè)問題
I'm holding her for like 15 minutes going aaaaaah.
于是我就這樣抱了她快15分鐘
Anyway so she said we actually have met before,and I said oh I'm sorry where.She said I was on your show.
隨便吧 然后她說 我們實(shí)際上之前見過 我說 很抱歉 但是我們?cè)谀膬阂娺^ 她說 我上過你的節(jié)目
