艾倫脫口秀492:游戲規(guī)則

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And when it happens there's not much you can do about it,you can try and cover you know,

但是當事情發(fā)生的時候 你其實做不了什么 你可以試著掩飾 你懂的

and say you didn't let me finish,and I was gonna say nice to meet you again.

說 你還沒讓我說完呢 我本來想說的是 又見到你真好

Or you can try to fake it like,of course I remember you,we met at that time that place,

或者你可以試著假裝 像這樣 我當然認得你啦 我們那次在那兒見到的嘛

and you wore that pretty shirt,with the what you call them sleeves,

你穿著那件很漂亮的 有袖子的 衣服

You know it's,I think it happens to a lot of people,have you been a party and you're standing there.

我想很多人都遇到過這樣的事情 你去了一個派對 然后站在那兒

and you're with your,you know,boyfriend,girlfriend,husband,wife.

旁邊是你的男友 女友 老公 老婆

and well,I'll do that thing where we're just standing there,and clearly there's someone standing there,

當我們就站在那兒的時候 我會做這種事 當然旁邊肯定還有別人站在那兒

and I'll go you know Portia,and so you're hoping that they're going to go,

我會走過去說 你認識Portia吧 然后你期盼著 她們會這樣說

Yes,of course,Charles,hello or whatever,And uh,but sometimes they don't play the game,they just go "No".

當然 Charles 你好 或者之類的 但是 有時她們不買你的賬 而是直接說 不認識

And you're just like,well,say your name.That's what the game is.

你所期望的是 趕快告訴我你的名字吧 這才是游戲規(guī)則

Don't make me go,Oh,I don't know who you are.That's why I did that.

別逼我說出 哦 好吧 我不認得你 所以我才這么做的

All right,Meryl Streep,Now I know,Meryl this is Portia Meryl,

好吧 Meryl Streep 我現(xiàn)在知道了 Meryl這是Portia Meryl

If you find yourself in that situation,where you can't remember who somebody else is,here is my solution.

如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)自己不小心身處這種 記不得別人名字了的情況中時 這是我的解決方法

You never say something specific like nice to meet you,Don't ever do that,

永遠別說得太細 像真高興見到你 永遠不要這么說

You just that's risky,Keep it vague,Hey you.That,Look at you.

這樣風(fēng)險太大 要含糊一點 像 你好啊 像 看看你

And if that doesn't work,you say what the music in this party is great,and just back away slowly and begin to dance.

如果這都不行的話 你就說 這個派對的音樂真棒 然后默默地向后退兩步 然后開始跳舞

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