搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子3 招惹西紅柿番茄

煩人的橙子招惹西紅柿(番茄)這里結(jié)局最凄慘的，恐怕要數(shù)番茄了。被扔進(jìn)榨汁機(jī)里粉身碎骨讓人甚是不忍。稍稍寬慰的是，即使已經(jīng)變成一坨番茄醬，他還是有生命的。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm bored.

橙子：我好無(wú)聊啊

TOMATO: Whoa! Whoa! Where am I?

西紅柿：喔喔，我在哪兒呢?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps) Hey Apple! You're back!

橙子：嘿，蘋(píng)果，你回來(lái)啦?

TOMATO: What?

西紅柿：什么?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Where ya been?

橙子：嘿，蘋(píng)果，你上哪兒玩了?

TOMATO: Are ya talking to me?

西紅柿：你在和我講話嗎?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple!

橙子：嘿，蘋(píng)果。

TOMATO: I-- I'm not an apple!

西紅柿：我，我不是蘋(píng)果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!

橙子：嘿，嘿，蘋(píng)果。

TOMATO: Hey I-- I'm not an apple.

西紅柿：嘿，我，我不是蘋(píng)果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah ya are! You're red! See? You're an apple!

橙子：你就是，你看你紅不啦嘰的，看見(jiàn)了嗎，你就是蘋(píng)果

TOMATO: No no-no-no-no-no-no, y-- you see, I-- I'm a tomato.

橙子：不不不不不不，你，你看，我，我是西紅柿。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A tomato? You look like an apple.

橙子：西紅柿?你看起來(lái)像蘋(píng)果哦。

TOMATO: Uh-- no no no. I-- I'm a *fruit* like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

西紅柿：不不不，我是個(gè)很像蘋(píng)果的水果，但我不是蘋(píng)果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not, you're a vegetable.

橙子：射門(mén)，你才不是水果哩，你是蔬菜。

TOMATO: Well that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself, I'm a--

西紅柿：那是大眾對(duì)我的誤解，不過(guò)就我這個(gè)西紅柿而言，我是...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

橙子：嘿。

TOMATO: Uh--

西紅柿：啥?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you spit seeds?

橙子：嘿，嘿，蘋(píng)果，你會(huì)吐籽嗎?

TOMATO: What?

西紅柿：蝦米?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Like this!

橙子：像這樣(Orange spits a seed at Tomato. It hits Tomato next to his left eye.橙子對(duì)著西紅柿吐了一顆籽，正中西紅柿的左眼。)

TOMATO: Ow!

西紅柿：噢....

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

橙子：哈哈哈哈哈

TOMATO: What the heck is wrong with you?!

西紅柿：你腦子有問(wèn)題啊。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是一個(gè)橙子。

TOMATO: Don't ever do that to a tomato! Don't you know how easily I bruise?

西紅柿：別再對(duì)西紅柿做這種事了，比不知道我超容易黑臉嗎?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're a "TOE-MAY-TOE?"

橙子：你是西--紅---四

TOMATO: It's "Tomato."

西紅柿：是西紅柿。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "TOE-MAY-TOE?"

橙子：西....紅...四。

TOMATO: "TA-MA-TO!" "Tomato!" It's not hard!

西紅柿，是西紅柿，是西紅柿，很難念嗎?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, you're a vegetable.

橙子：是的，反正你是蔬菜。

TOMATO: Fruit! I'm a fruit!

西紅柿：水果，我是水果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! Ya can't be a fruit AND a vegetable!

橙子：啊啊!這樣不行哦，你不能邊當(dāng)水果，邊當(dāng)蔬菜哦。

TOMATO: (scoffs) I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!

西紅柿：我知道啊，我不是蔬菜啊，我是個(gè)水果。西紅柿是水果。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not! You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin!

不，你不是，你是蔬菜，像南瓜一樣。

TOMATO: Pumpkins are fruits too, ya moron!

西紅柿：南瓜也是水果，你個(gè)白癡。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! And elephants are microwaves! (laughs)

橙子：對(duì)對(duì)對(duì)，就像大象要用顯微鏡看一樣。

TOMATO: (sighs angrily)

西紅柿：火大

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing continues)

橙子：哈哈哈哈

TOMATO: I hate oranges.

西紅柿：我恨橙子

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an apple.

橙子：你是蘋(píng)果。

TOMATO: I'm a tomato.

西紅柿：我是西紅柿。

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

橙子：蘋(píng)果

TOMATO: Tomato.

西紅柿：西紅柿

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

橙子：蘋(píng)果

TOMATO: Tomato.

西紅柿：西紅柿

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

橙子：蘋(píng)果

TOMATO: Tomato.

西紅柿：西紅柿

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Blender.

橙子：貴夫人

TOMATO: Huh?

西紅柿：干嘛?

TOMATO: Whaa!

西紅柿：啊....

TOMATO: Ey-- ow!

西紅柿：哎呦

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!

橙子：哇

TOMATO: Hey. Hey buddy! Don't press the button!

西紅柿：嘿嘿，兄弟，別按那個(gè)按鈕

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What's that button do?

橙子：那個(gè)按鈕怎么了?

TOMATO: Don't press the button! Don't press the button!

西紅柿：別按那個(gè)按鈕啊，別按

TOMATO: WHAAA--

西紅柿：啊啊啊啊

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Tomato, are you okay?

橙子：西紅柿，你還好嗎?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, you're juicy. If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam. (laughs, then groans nervously) Ow.

橙子：你還真多汁啊，如果你真是個(gè)水果的話，你可以成為果醬，哈哈哈哈

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughs) Hey, Tomato, good to see ya. I was hoping we could "ketchup." (laughing)

橙子：哈哈哈，嘿，西紅柿，很高興看到你，你可真是可口鮮美啊，哈哈哈哈

TOMATO: (sighs angrily)

西紅柿：火大

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? "Ketchup." (resumes laughing) Why aren't you laughing?

橙子：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，了解嗎?可果美?你為啥不笑呢?