搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子5 當(dāng)橙子遇上橙子, 恰逢勁敵

相信看到這一集的你一定會很幸災(zāi)樂禍。橙子終于遇到勁敵了。并且這個同胞無論是講冷笑話還是搞怪都比橙子更牛掰。看到橙子第一次面對強敵臉上落寞的表情還真是不適應(yīng)。好在，導(dǎo)演保留了橙子的主演地位，再出色的勁敵，也改變不了最后的命運。即使再后來，廚房里多了無數(shù)個橙子，讓主角也體驗了崩潰的感覺……

ORANGE: It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.Hmm... Oh...

橙子：我一個人在這好孤獨啊.....呼....咳

OTHER ORANGE: [muffled noises]

其它橙子：嗚嗚...嗯

ORANGE: Hey, what's that?

橙子：嘿，那是啥...小朋友?

OTHER ORANGE: Whoa! Hello, that was fun. [laughs]

其它橙子：哇噢，放在這里就好了，哈哈哈

ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!

橙子：嘿，你是橙子誒。

OTHER ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!

其它橙子：嘿，你是橙子誒。

ORANGE: I'm an orange!

橙子：我是一個橙子。

OTHER ORANGE: I'm an orange!

其它橙子：我是一個橙子。

ORANGE: That's what I said.

橙子：那是我說的話。

OTHER ORANGE: That's what I said.

其它橙子：那是我說的話。

ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, you wanna hear a joke?

橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，你想聽笑話嗎?

OTHER ORANGE: Okay.

其它橙子：好啊。

ORANGE: Why'd the chicken cross the--

橙子：Weism小雞要穿過...

OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange?

其它橙子：嘿，嘿橙子?

ORANGE: What?

橙子：干嘛?

OTHER ORANGE: Why'd the orange go blind?

其它橙子：為什么橙子會瞎?

ORANGE: Huh?

橙子：啥?

OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he was low on Vitamin C.

其它橙子：因為他維生素see不夠，嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Hey, I was telling jokes.

橙子：嘿，我剛剛在講笑話誒

OTHER ORANGE: Get it? Vitamin C?

其它橙子：懂了嗎?維生素see? 嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange!What'd the orange say before he went to work?

橙子：嘿，嘿橙子。橙子上班前要說什么?

OTHER ORANGE: "Back to the rind" [guffaws]

其它橙子：重“批”戰(zhàn)袍。

ORANGE: Hey, that's my joke!

橙子：嘿，那是我的笑話(干嘛破我的梗)。

OTHER ORANGE: [guffawing continues]

其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, how many oranges does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

橙子：嘿，嘿橙子，要幾個橙子才能裝好燈泡

OTHER ORANGE: [grunts, farts] [laughs]

其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻(放屁)哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: What was that? I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just--

橙子：干嘛?我在講笑話誒，

OTHER ORANGE: [wet fart] Oh. There was a little pulp in that one.

其它橙子：放屁，這個有點水哦，哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: What is wrong with you?

橙子：你有病啊?

OTHER ORANGE: I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]

其它橙子：我想我有點熟了，哼嘻嘻嘻

ORANGE: Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you can't do this. [burps, laughs]

橙子：哦，是嘛?你能這樣嗎?打嗝。哈哈哈哈

OTHER ORANGE: Oh, anybody can do that. Watch. [belches loudly] Told you I'm ripe.

其它橙子：額，誰都會好不好，看好了。(打得超大聲)跟你說我熟啦。

ORANGE: You're annoying.

橙子：你很煩(低能)。

OTHER ORANGE: No, I'm not. I'm an orange.

其它橙子：不，我不是，我是橙子。

ORANGE: Well, you're--

橙子：我看你是...

OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, why'd the orange fall out of a tree?

其它橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，為什么橙子會從樹上掉下來?

ORANGE: 'Cause you're stupid?

橙子：因為它很低能嗎?

OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]

其它橙子：因為他(枯)哭了。哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: [growls]

橙子：怒

OTHER ORANGE: [continues laughing] I'm so funny. I tell the best jokes in the world.

其它橙子：哈哈哈哈哈。干嘛這么爽，我說了世界上最好笑的笑話嗎?

ORANGE: Hey, Orange!

橙子：嘿，橙子。

OTHER ORANGE: What? What is it, Orange?

其它橙子：干嘛?干嘛?

ORANGE: Knife.

橙子：刀。

OTHER ORANGE: Huh? [screaming]

其它橙子：啊?啊啊啊啊啊

ORANGE: [laughing]

橙子：哈哈哈哈

ORANGE: Hey Orange, way to go.You've got lots of guts. [laughs]Get it? Guts? Oh, that's a lot better. Peace and quiet.Hey, what are you doing?

橙子：嘿，橙子，你蠻有料的嘛。(gut，勇氣，內(nèi)臟)哈哈哈哈，有聽懂嗎?蠻有了得，哈哈哈，哦，好多了，安靜又和平。誒，你在干嘛?

OTHER ORANGES: Oh! Whoa! Ow! Hey, watch out.

更多橙子：哦，額，誒，小心點。

ORANGE: No.

橙子：不。

OTHER ORANGES: Hey, another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey, Orange! Hey, Orange!

其它橙子：嘿，有一個橙子誒，誒，另一個橙子，哦，另一個橙子。誒，橙子。

ORANGE: Noooooooooooooooo!

橙子：不嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚