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搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子37 食物法庭

所屬教程:搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子

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2015年03月13日

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煩人的橙子:Food Court(食物法庭),橙子被愛爾蘭小妖精帶到法庭受審,原因是他太煩人了。嗯,第一次見到有人因?yàn)闊┤吮粚徟械摹?/p>

煩人的橙子:Food Court(食物法庭)英語字幕文本:

Orange: (singing to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut") Bored, b-b-bored bored, bored bored! (laughs) (groans) So bored.

Grapefruit's Mailman: (Offscreen) Hey, hey Orange!

Orange: Hey, what was that?

(The scene cuts to Grapefruit's Mailman on the counter)

Grapefruit's Mailman: Over here!

Orange: Hey, It's Grapefruit's Mailman.

Grapefruit's Mailman: That's right, and I got a special delivery for ya. Heads up! (He throws a letter on top of the oven)

Passion Fruit: Whoa, what'd ya get, Orange?

Orange: I don't know.

Pear: Dude, that's not yours. It's for someone named Summons.

(Liam the Leprechaun appears)

Liam: Well, well, well. If it isn't me wee old pal, Orangey.

Orange: Hey, hey! It's Jolly Green!

Passion: Liam, what do you want now?

Orange: You must be looking for that Summons guy, huh?

Liam: Uh-uh, Orange. The summons is for you.

Orange: Who, me?

Liam: It urns out to be you're more annoying then the law will allow. That's why I'm taking you to the food court.

Passion: Seriously?

Liam: Seriously!

(Liam, Orange, Passion, and Pear disappear)

Grapefruit's Mailman: Oh, geez, I almost forgot. I'm gonna need a signature for that summons. Oh, crap!

(title card)

(Orange, Passion, and Pear appear in the food court)

Orange: Whoa!

Bailiff Apple: All rise; this court will now come to order. The honorable Liam T. Leprechaun will be presiding.

(Liam appears to be the judge)

Pear: You're kidding me. He gets to be the judge?

Liam: All right! quiet down, everyone! (hammering) Order in the court! Order in the court!!

Orange: Okay, I'll have a cheeseburger with curly fries. (laughs)

Passion: As your attorney, I would advise you let me do all of the talking.

Pear: (sarcastically): Oh, this is a great idea.

Passion: Your Honor, given you're...uh...history with my client, I move an immediate mistrial.

Liam: Overruled. Guilty.

Mr. Pickle: Uh, your honor, we haven't been selected a jury yet.

Liam: Fine. Pear, you do it.

Mr. Pickle: Objection, Your Honor.

Liam: What?

Mr. Pickle: You need a dozen jurors, and it's obvious that Pear already knows the defendant.

Liam: A dozen?

Orange: Whoa! Sounds like Jolly Green's in a real pickle. (laughs)

Liam: Fine. I'll give you a dozen. (snaps fingers)

(Eggs appeared & talking)

Orange: Hey, it's Eggs. We were really had a scramble to find you (laughs)

Pear: (on the second court) Um.....

Mr. Pickle: It's a simple question, sir. Do you believe the orange is annoying?

Pear: Uh, I'm gonna have to pleave the fifth on this one.

Mr. Pickle: Answer the question, sir. Is he or is he not annoying?

Orange: (babbling tongue)

Pear: Yes, yes, he's annoying.

(Orange and Passion gasp)

Pear: What? Don't act like it's not true.

Liam: All right, next witnesss.

Onion: He said that my mother was a Funyun with a bunion.

(All gasp)

Passion: You really said that?

Orange: But it rhymes.

Radish: He kept telling me, "if you're rad-ish, then I'm totally awesome-ish."

Mr. Pickle: And then?

Radish: And then he started singing. (crying)

Mr. Pickle: I think we've seen enough here, Your Honor.

Grapefruit's Nephew: (spits out pacifier) He annoyed my uncle, he annoyed my great grandpa, he annoyed my third cousin twice removed, and he even annoyed my mailman.

Orange: That's not a family tree. That's a family forest. (laughs)

Grapefruit's Nephew: I'm gonna get you, Orange!

Liam: Well well well?, I think we've seen all the evidence we need to see to make a decision. Eggs, what do ya say? Guilty, right?

Passion: Your Honor, the defense would like to call one last witness.

Liam: Why not? Don't know what load of good that's gonna do ya. (chuckles)

Passion: The defence wishes to call

the Annoying Orange!

Orange: Hey, that's me! Yay! What'd I win?

(Liam bangs his gavel [judges hammer] and Orange appears on the witness stand)

Passion: Mr. Orange, do you think you're annoying?

Orange: I'm not annoying. I'm an orange. (laughs)

Mr. Pickle: Oh, this is a slam dunk.

Passion: What about Mr. Pickle?

Mr. Pickle: Me?

Passion: Is there anything you'd like to say to him?

Orange: Him? Um.. Yeah. Hey, Pickle, You're a real dilweed. (laughs)

Mr. Pickle: Hey!

Passion: What about the jury? Any thoughts about...

Orange: The eggs? Nah, they can't take a yolk. (laughs)

Eggs: (laughs)

Passion: How about the Judge? What do you think of the Leprechaun?

Liam: Watch it now, lassie.

Orange: Lassie? She's not a dog, she's a passion fruit. (laughs)

Eggs: (laughs)

Liam: (Getting angry) Stop it! (gavel bang)

Orange: Yay, I want to be a carpenter too! (laughs)

Liam: (Very angry now) Stop!

Orange: Hammer time! (laughs) Happy music starts playing (Click here to play Happy Music, Ignore Voice).

Passion: Don't you see? The orange is annoying, but only because he can't help it. You can't make that a crime. That's be like arresting Mr. Pickle for smelling like vinegar.

Mr. Pickle: Objection!

Passion: Or locking Liam away because he dresses like a dork.

(happy music stops abrubtly)

Liam: Alright, alright, alright, you made you're point, but this decision isn't up to you, is it, Passion Fruit? The decision is in the hands of our jury. Now how do you find the orange? Annoying, or not annoying?

Eggs: Yay!

Liam: Yay as in yes or no?

Eggs: Yay!

Liam: (getting angry) Ther's no yay, okay?

Eggs: Yay!

Liam: (very angry) That's not an option! You can't find him yay.

Eggs: Yay!

Liam: You stop it now!

Eggs: Yay!

Liam: (screaming)

Eggs: (laughs)

Orange: (laughs)

Liam: That's it, I quit!

(Liam throws his gavel [judges hammer] and it accidently hits Bailiff Apple)

Bailiff Apple: Ow!

(pillar crumbles over)

Liam: OH, CRAP!

(crash)

Orange: Whoa!

(Orange, Pear and Passion appear back in the kitchen)

Orange: Whoa! We're back!

Pear: Nicely done, Passion. You got Orange off the hook.

Passion: Oh... it was nothing.

Orange: Yay, Passion!

Pear: Whoo-hoo!

Orange: That was fun! We should do that more often.

Grapefruit's Mailman: Uh, that's great, gang, but I still need a signature over here.

(An orange background appears with Orange asking "Is Orange funny, annoying, or annoyingly funny?" as the Fruity Question of the Day.)

Grapefruit's Mailman: Who's gonna sign for this?!

Orange: Hmm, there's only one person I can think of who will sign for this.

Grapefruit's Mailman: Who?

Orange: Knife.

Grapefruit's mailman: (screaming)



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