英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命55: 慈善應(yīng)由家中做起

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Charity Begins at Home

慈善應(yīng)由家中做起

Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member.

山姆，希德尼正挨家挨戶推銷他所屬的一家慈善機(jī)構(gòu)的彩券以籌募基金，

One morning found him knocking on the door of old Mrs. Sullivan.

有一天早上他敲了蘇利文太太的門(mén)。

"Good morning, Mrs. Sullivan, I represent the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event)">Society," said Sam.

“您早!蘇利文太太，我是代表南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)的。”

"What's it that you say?" croaked the old lady.

“你說(shuō)什么啊?，’老太太大聲問(wèn)道。

"I SAY I'M SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS FOR THE SOUTH SAVANNAH SING-ING AND SOCIAI, SOCIETY',event)">SOCIETY ! "

“我說(shuō)我正為南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)賣彩券!”

"Eh?"

“哦?”

"RAFFLE TICKETS! SOUTH SAVANNAH SINGING AND SOCIAL SOCIETY',event)">SOCIETY ! "

“彩券!南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)!”

"You'll have to speak up, young man; there's no use mumbling. ',

“你應(yīng)當(dāng)說(shuō)大聲點(diǎn)，年輕人，喃喃低語(yǔ)是沒(méi)用的。”

"Well, fuck you, Mrs. Sullivan," said Sam under his breath as he turned away.

“喔!干××，蘇利文太太!”山姆離開(kāi)時(shí)屏氣說(shuō)。

Mrs. Sullivan closed the door and said, "Well, fuck the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event)">Society. "

蘇利文太太關(guān)門(mén)說(shuō)道： “去你媽的，南方薩瓦那音樂(lè)及公關(guān)協(xié)會(huì)!”