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Is everybody ok? |
大家沒(méi)事吧 |
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I'm fine. Thanks for waiting. |
我沒(méi)事 謝謝你沒(méi)丟下我 |
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What was that? |
發(fā)生什么事了 |
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Water either gas line, the training is the same. |
水管和煤氣管爆炸的逃生方式都一樣 |
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People, just stay low and move out. |
大家彎腰前行 馬上離開(kāi)房子 |
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Honey, Luke's gone. |
老公 盧克不見(jiàn)了 |
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Claire, spontaneous human combustion is very rare. |
克萊爾 人體自燃十分少見(jiàn) |
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I don't think he exploded, Phil. |
我不覺(jué)得是他自爆了 菲爾 |
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The rope ladder works. At least someone followed protocol. |
繩梯很管用 至少有人是按逃生規(guī)程來(lái)的 |
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Oh! Oh, it's there! |
是那個(gè) |
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Smoke is coming out of Luke's stupid suitcase. |
煙是從盧克該死的魔術(shù)箱里冒出來(lái)的 |
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Like his old man, Luke is a magician. |
有其父必有其子 盧克也是個(gè)魔術(shù)師 |
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I'm taking lessons from some guy my dad found online. |
教我魔術(shù)的是我爸上網(wǎng)搜來(lái)的大師 |
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He came personally recommended from the guy who runs |
他可是有莫德斯托巫師大會(huì) |
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The Warlock Conference up in Modesto. |
舉辦者的個(gè)人推薦呢 |
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Ocupad, big guy. |
此位有人了 大塊頭 |
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Find another foxhole. |
請(qǐng)另尋良枝吧 |
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*This is how we learn to sing |
大家跟我一起學(xué)唱歌* |
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*Who can go up here with me? |
誰(shuí)來(lái)跟我一起唱* |
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Cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school. |
小卡要去本地中學(xué)當(dāng)音樂(lè)老師了 |
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Yeah, his first day is tomorrow. |
明天就是上班第一天 |
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I'm excited for me, |
我為自己開(kāi)心 |
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but I'm probably more excited for the students |
但更為我的學(xué)生開(kāi)心 |
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because a great teacher is a gift. |
因?yàn)閮?yōu)秀的老師是天賜的禮物 |
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Hasn't started yet. |
還沒(méi)正式上崗呢 |
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I have to tip my hat to my high school music teacher... |
我要向我的高中音樂(lè)老師致敬 |
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A real force of nature |
此人帶有自然的魔力 |
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who was also the defensive coordinator for the football team |
同時(shí)身兼橄欖球隊(duì)的防守員 |
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and supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club. |
和農(nóng)場(chǎng)動(dòng)物俱樂(lè)部的牛犢接生監(jiān)察員 |
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Doris Olson. Great lady. |
朵莉絲·奧爾森 一位偉大的女士 |
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Lady. |
好一位女士 |
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*This is how... we learn to sing |
大家跟我一起學(xué)唱歌* |
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第四季 第四集 |
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Ay, Jay, I'm going to miss you. |
杰 人家會(huì)想你的 |
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It's one night. |
只是一晚上而已 |
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No, I don't want to be without you, |
不 人家不想和你分離 |
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not even one night in my whole life. |
我這輩子一晚都不能離開(kāi)你 |
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What can I make you? |
我能為你做點(diǎn)什么 |
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How about a little room on my side of the bed? |
在床上給我騰點(diǎn)位置怎么樣 |
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I mean, I shouldn't complain. My wife's a knockout. But... |
我是不該抱怨 我老婆美艷動(dòng)人 但是 |
| 0:02:31.65, |
she's at that place in her pregnancy |
她現(xiàn)在處于孕期中的某個(gè)階段 |
| 0:02:33.43, |
where, she's, you know... ample. |
她變得 臃腫 |
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And the snoring. |
還打呼嚕 |
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I swear in the last ultrasound, the baby was like this... |
我發(fā)誓 上一張超音波片里嬰兒是這樣的 |
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So I should be home about noon tomorrow. |
我明天中午就能到家 |
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Who drank all the coffee? |
誰(shuí)把咖啡都喝完了 |
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Oh, I, uh, I had quite a bit of that. |
我喝了不少 |
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You know, I haven't, um, been sleeping too well. |
我最近晚上睡得不太好 |
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There's actually a funny story about what's causing that. |
失眠的原因說(shuō)來(lái)也挺好笑 |
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Mom, I'm fully aware of the changes your body is going through, |
媽 我非常理解您的身體正經(jīng)歷著變化 |
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and that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy, |
鼻塞也是懷孕時(shí)常見(jiàn)的現(xiàn)象 |
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but we got a crisis in this house. |
但家里的情況已經(jīng)刻不容緩了 |
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You've been snoring. But I got you these nasal strips. |
你打呼太嚴(yán)重了 我?guī)湍阗I了呼吸輔助貼 |
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In the commercial, |
廣告里 |
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the old man's angry red sound waves turn a gentle blue. |
連老頭如雷般的呼嚕聲也能化為輕柔之音 |
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- So I'm like an old man? - No! |
所以我打呼像老頭子嗎-不是 |
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Like a dog then? A pig? |
那我是像狗 還是像豬 |
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What is it, Manny? I'm an old man, a dog, or a pig? |
怎么 曼尼 我是老頭子 還是狗或豬 |
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Jay, help me out here. You've heard it. |
杰 幫我說(shuō)兩句 你也聽(tīng)到呼聲了 |
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I don't know what the boy's talking about. |
我完全不知道這孩子在說(shuō)什么 |
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If this is a glimpse of teenage Manny, I don't love it. |
如果這是青春期的曼尼 我可不喜歡 |
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Have a little respect for your beautiful mother. |
你媽這么漂亮 你要尊重她 |
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Thank you, Jay. |
謝謝你 杰 |
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You're right. Sorry, mom. |
你說(shuō)得對(duì) 我錯(cuò)了 媽媽 |
| 0:03:29.31, |
And, Jay, |
杰 |
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Have a great trip to San Francisco. |
祝你在舊金山玩得愉快 |
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Okay, Lily's drop-off time is between 8:45 and 8:50, |
莉莉到校的時(shí)間是8點(diǎn)45到50之間 |
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so you should be fine to get work by 9. |
所以你應(yīng)該能來(lái)得及9點(diǎn)上班 |
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Here is her checklist for her backpack. |
這是她背包內(nèi)容的清單 |
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Oh, I have this whole thing planned. |
我一切都計(jì)劃好了 |
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Okay, I'm gonna walk in, take off my jacket, |
我款款步入教室 脫下我的外套 |
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and say, "Here comes treble." |
大聲宣布 高音號(hào)在此 |
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Big swing on the first day. |
上班第一天扭得挺歡啊 |
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Please don't tamp down my enthusiasm. |
請(qǐng)不要打擊我的熱情 |
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Okay, what else? |
好了 還有什么 |
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Oh! The dimmer came in for the switch, |
對(duì)了 調(diào)光器的開(kāi)關(guān)有問(wèn)題 |
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so I want you to call the electrician, but not Brad. |
你去請(qǐng)個(gè)電工來(lái) 但是別找布拉德 |
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Remember? We had a problem with him last time about the billing. |
還記得上次我們?yōu)橘~單和他不太愉快嗎 |
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He wanted his name above the title? |
因?yàn)樗胍匈~單[演員表]前茅 |
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[此處指的應(yīng)是與著名影星布拉德·皮特同名] |
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Yes, you've done that joke before. So cute. So funny. |
你講過(guò)這個(gè)笑話了 好可愛(ài)好好笑 |
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What else? Oh! |
還有什么 哦 |
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Lily needs to get a present for Gio's birthday party. |
莉莉需要為吉奧的生日派對(duì)準(zhǔn)備禮物 |
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And don't be thrown by the invitation. |
別被請(qǐng)?zhí)曰罅?/span> |
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It is a pirates party, not a pilates party. |
是海盜主題派對(duì) 不是普拉提健身派對(duì) |
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Now sit. I wanna talk juice boxes. |
過(guò)來(lái)坐好 我再說(shuō)說(shuō)果汁盒的事 |
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Cam. Cam, I know what's happening here. |
小卡 小卡 我知道你現(xiàn)在什么狀況 |
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You're feeling very anxious about your first day at work, |
你第一天上班 感覺(jué)特別緊張 |
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And you're focusing that anxiety on my day with Lily. |
然后你把焦慮轉(zhuǎn)移到我?guī)Ю蚶蜻@件事身上 |
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Really? Are you sure I'm not |
真的嗎 你不覺(jué)得 |
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completely confident about my first day |
我對(duì)這第一天充滿了信心嗎 |
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because it's gonna be a home run. |
人家肯定滿分表現(xiàn)啦 |
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And I am worried about you because you're taking on |
而我擔(dān)心你 是因?yàn)槟愕娜蝿?wù) |
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a little bit more of the Lily load? |
可不只是照顧莉莉呢 |
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Don't be scared, sweetie. Mwah! |
別怕 親愛(ài)的 么哇 |
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She's not scared! What are you doing? |
她才不怕呢 你這是干嘛 |
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- Just call me if you need me. - I won't! |
需要我就打電話給我-不會(huì)的 |
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And thank you for managing my expectations today. |
非常感謝你控制一下我的期望值 |
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Not necessary. |
但其實(shí)沒(méi)必要 |
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I saw you practicing a bow last night. |
我昨晚看到你在練習(xí)鞠躬 |
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That was just in fun. |
練著玩兒而已 |
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You know, I highly doubt some teenagers are gonna |
我覺(jué)得那些孩子是不會(huì) |
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throw rose petals at my feet. |
往我腳邊撒玫瑰花瓣的 |
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But I wouldn't be surprised |
但是我第一堂課結(jié)束后 |
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if I got slow-clapped out of my first class. |
掌聲蔓延不息什么的也不足為奇 |
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Wrong. |
錯(cuò)了 |
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I am thinking. |
我還在想呢 |
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If you were thinking, |
如果你真的用腦在想 |
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you wouldn't have Seattle as the capital of Washington. |
就不會(huì)把西雅圖當(dāng)成華盛頓州的首府了 |
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It's Spokane. |
是斯波坎 |
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Sure, which makes the 11th president of the United States |
好吧 那美國(guó)的第11任總統(tǒng)就成了 |
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James k. Pslk. |
詹姆斯·波斯克 |
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[正確的應(yīng)為詹姆斯·波爾克] |
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Okay, Alex, stop. |
好了 艾麗克斯 別這樣 |
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I'm trying to figure this out. |
我正在想呢 |
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Buzz. Time's up, dummy. It's Olympia. |
嗶嗶 時(shí)間到 笨蛋 是奧林匹亞 |
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Make sure you sound out the big scary words. |
記得在表演時(shí)喊出那嚇?biāo)廊说男性捙?/span> |
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Mom, something's on my mind, and it's really bothering me. |
媽媽 有件事讓我很苦惱 |
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Yeah, it's really bothering me, too, |
對(duì)啊 也讓我很苦惱 |
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But I think it's gonna be rich, |
但我覺(jué)得她以后可能是個(gè)女富豪 |
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so we better be nice to it. |
所以我們要對(duì)她好一點(diǎn) |
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I wanna quit magic. |
我不想再學(xué)魔術(shù)了 |
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What? |
什么 |
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I'm not really interested anymore, |
我真的沒(méi)什么興趣了 |
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but I don't think dad's gonna be happy. |
但我想爸爸會(huì)不高興的 |
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Oh, sweetheart. Don't worry about disappointing your father. |
寶貝 別擔(dān)心讓你爸爸失望 |
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He only wants you to do it if you wanna do it. |
他只會(huì)希望你去做你真正喜歡的事 |
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Tell you what. I will talk to dad-- |
不如這樣吧 我跟你爸談?wù)?/span> |
| 0:05:30.19, |
Whoa! Talk to dad? That sounds serious. |
哇 跟老爸談?wù)?一本正經(jīng)的樣子 |
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Don't do drugs. |
不許嗑藥 |
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Stay in school. |
不要逃學(xué) |
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Luke wants to quit magic. |
盧克不想再學(xué)魔術(shù)了 |
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That's not happening. |
絕對(duì)不行 |
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Well, see you guys at dinner. |
晚上見(jiàn)吧 |
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Sweetheart, don't you even want to talk about this? |
親愛(ài)的 你完全不想談?wù)勥@事兒?jiǎn)?/span> |
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What's to talk about? The kid's a natural. |
有什么好談的 我兒子天生就是這塊料 |
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He has everything-- |
他天賦異稟 |
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the hands, the patter, the outfits. |
雙手靈活 行話精通 裝備齊全 |
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Okay, let's play this out. |
好吧 我們?cè)O(shè)想一下 |
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Even if he is one in a million, |
即使他是萬(wàn)里挑一的好苗子 |
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what's our best case scenario here? |
最好的結(jié)果又如何 |
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He becomes, what... |
他會(huì)變成什么 |
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A professional magician! |
一個(gè)專業(yè)的魔術(shù)師 |
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Honey, the boy has a gift. |
親愛(ài)的 這孩子就是有這天賦 |
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You wanna just throw that away? |
你想白白浪費(fèi)這天賦嗎 |
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I don't think it's about throwing it away. |
那才不是什么白白浪費(fèi) |
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I think it's about you pushing him-- |
而是你逼著他 |
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Don't I get a say in any of this? |
我能插兩句話嗎 |
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I'm sorry I don't like magic as much as you, |
很遺憾我不像你那么喜歡魔術(shù) |
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but I don't. |
但我真不喜歡 |
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This isn't about magic. |
這與魔術(shù)無(wú)關(guān) |
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No, it's about my life and you controlling it. |
確實(shí) 而是我的人生你做主 |
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Look, you made a commitment. You will honor that commitment. |
聽(tīng)著 你許下承諾 就該信守承諾 |
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Ugh! I hate it here! |
我最討厭這個(gè) |
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Luke! |
盧克 |
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All right, young ladies and gentlemen, |
好了 年輕的女士們先生們 |
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if I can have your attention, please. |
請(qǐng)聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 好嗎 |
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Let's settle down |
大家坐坐好 |
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and let's say a temporary good-bye to your neighbor |
跟鄰座的同學(xué)和無(wú)趣的生活 |
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and to life as you know it, because here comes treble. |
暫時(shí)告?zhèn)€別 因?yàn)闀r(shí)代男高音來(lái)了 |
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That's right, my friends, we got treble, |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) 下面的朋友們 時(shí)代最高音 |
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Right here at Franklin middle. |
就在弗蘭克林中學(xué) |
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I'm Cameron T., and that rhymes with "G," |
我是卡梅隆小T 韻腳是個(gè)小G |
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And that stands for "Good morning"! |
意思就是"古德貓林"[早上好] |
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Huh? Yes! Love the enthusiasm. |
請(qǐng)說(shuō) 就愛(ài)有熱情的 |
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Go ahead. First question. |
說(shuō)吧 第一個(gè)問(wèn)題 |
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When's Mr. Namagachi coming back? |
納瑪奇老師什么時(shí)候回來(lái) |
| 0:06:50.66, |
Okay, Mr. Namagachi isn't coming back, |
納瑪奇老師不會(huì)再回來(lái)了 |
| 0:06:52.81, |
But there is somebody that I'd like to introduce you to. |
但我想向你們介紹一個(gè)人 |
| 0:06:56.23, |
Don't know that you proy met. |
不知道你們是否正式見(jiàn)過(guò)面了 |
| 0:06:57.93, |
She's a good friend of mine, |
她是我的好朋友 |
| 0:06:59.70, |
and she goes by the name of "Music." |
她的名字就叫作 "音樂(lè)" |
| 0:07:03.23, |
And sometimes my friend music can be shy. |
有時(shí)候我的朋友音樂(lè)很羞澀 |
| 0:07:11.15, |
Sometimes she can be angry! |
有時(shí)候則充滿了憤怒 |
| 0:07:15.40, |
Sometimes she can be playful. |
有時(shí)候又很歡騰 |
| 0:07:20.25, |
And sometimes she can be downright a-funky! |
有時(shí)候則是非常 時(shí)髦[放克樂(lè)] |
| 0:07:26.42, |
Train wreck. |
大事不妙 |
| 0:07:27.99, |
There's no way he ran this past Mitchell. |
他肯定沒(méi)跟米奇爾商量過(guò)要用這招 |
| 0:07:30.41, |
Daddy always parks in the back of the school. |
大爸通常停在學(xué)校的后門 |
| 0:07:33.58, |
I know, sweetie, but, uh, |
我知道 寶貝 但是 |
| 0:07:35.53, |
those spots were all taken. |
那里的停車位都被占了 |
| 0:07:36.87, |
Because we're late? |
因?yàn)槲覀冞t到了 |
| 0:07:38.10, |
No, we're, like, a minute late, and that's 'cause of traffic. |
不是 我們才晚了一分鐘 是因?yàn)槎萝?/span> |
| 0:07:40.72, |
And because I tipped over. |
也因?yàn)槲宜さ沽?/span> |
| 0:07:42.13, |
You didn't snap my car seat right. |
你沒(méi)系好我的安全座椅 |
| 0:07:44.71, |
Okay, well, it certainly didn't hurt your memory any. |
好吧 那一摔倒是沒(méi)把你的記憶摔壞嘛 |
| 0:07:46.38, |
All right, here's your lunch. |
給你午餐 |
| 0:07:48.91, |
You spilled it! |
你弄灑了 |
| 0:07:50.35, |
Oh! Why is the top open? |
蓋子怎么開(kāi)著呢 |
| 0:07:52.18, |
Daddy always zips it for me. |
大爸都會(huì)替我拉上拉鏈的 |
| 0:07:54.58, |
Maybe you should zip it. |
或許你該自己拉上 |
| 0:07:56.61, |
I heard that. |
我可聽(tīng)到你的吐槽了 |
| 0:07:58.31, |
So with just a few more minutes left-- |
既然還剩幾分鐘時(shí)間 |
| 0:08:00.03, |
- Mr. Namagachi-- - used to work here, |
納瑪奇老師-以前在這里工作 |
| 0:08:01.97, |
but he got fired, okay? |
可他被開(kāi)除了 明白嗎 |
| 0:08:03.56, |
So now let's form an orchestra |
那么 現(xiàn)在 讓我們用 |
| 0:08:04.84, |
made up of my favorite instruments-- |
我最喜歡的樂(lè)器組成樂(lè)隊(duì)吧 |
| 0:08:06.82, |
your beautiful bodies. |
也就是你們美麗的身體 |
| 0:08:08.05, |
Gettin' creepy. |
有點(diǎn)"變態(tài)"了 |
| 0:08:08.92, |
Okay, so you guys are gonna be my, uh, table slappers. |
那么 你們負(fù)責(zé)拍桌子打節(jié)拍 |
| 0:08:12.02, |
You're my bass line. |
你們是我的低音部 |
| 0:08:13.53, |
Okay, and you're gonna be mouth trumpeters in the back with the melody. |
而后面這些同學(xué)就用嘴模仿小號(hào)的旋律 |
| 0:08:18.25, |
Okay, now let's bring it all together. |
好的 現(xiàn)在 大家一起來(lái) |
| 0:08:20.27, |
One, two, three. |
一 二 三 |
| 0:08:23.77, |
The bass line is a little-- a little softer. |
低音部聲音再柔和一點(diǎn) |
| 0:08:26.33, |
Okay, louder with the mouth trumpets. |
模仿小號(hào)的聲音再大一些 |
| 0:08:29.54, |
Okay. Great. Well, thank you so much. |
好極了 非常感謝你們 |
| 0:08:31.25, |
And, um, I thought it was a great first day. |
我覺(jué)得今天棒極了 |
| 0:08:33.46, |
And I love the give-and-take, everyone. |
各位同學(xué) 我喜歡與你們互相學(xué)習(xí) |
| 0:08:35.17, |
And, um... |
還有 |
| 0:08:36.60, |
呼應(yīng)前面說(shuō)的掌聲"慢"延不息 |
|
| 0:08:42.92, |
Hey, dad. How's Frisco? |
老爸 "西斯科"好玩嗎 |
| 0:08:44.71, |
My meetings ended early. |
我的會(huì)議早結(jié)束了 |
| 0:08:46.12, |
I didn't even have to spend the night. |
我都不用在那兒過(guò)夜 |
| 0:08:47.68, |
And don't say "Frisco." |
你也別再說(shuō)"西斯科"了 |
| 0:08:49.00, |
They hate it when you call it "Frisco." |
他們不喜歡別人把那里叫做"西斯科" |
| 0:08:50.65, |
How do you know what they hate? |
你怎么知道 |
| 0:08:51.46, |
You've been there two times in your life. |
你這輩子只去過(guò)那里兩次 |
| 0:08:52.78, |
Anyway, I haven't slept in a week. |
愛(ài)咋咋地 我都一星期沒(méi)睡覺(jué)了 |
| 0:08:55.07, |
Gloria's snoring like a water buffalo. |
歌洛莉亞打呼嚕打得跟水牛似的 |
| 0:08:57.44, |
Aw. Well, she's pregnant. It's uncomfortable. |
她在懷孕嘛 肯定不舒服 |
| 0:09:00.77, |
What, she put on 15? 20? 25? 30? |
她增肥了多少 15 20 25 30磅嗎 |
| 0:09:03.73, |
We're not doing this again. How do I bring it up? |
別老問(wèn)這個(gè)了 我要怎么跟她提這件事呢 |
| 0:09:06.91, |
Well, for starters, you don't. |
首先 你不要提 |
| 0:09:09.51, |
You suck it up. |
老實(shí)忍著吧 |
| 0:09:10.52, |
Dad, your hot wife |
老爸 你的辣妻 |
| 0:09:12.38, |
who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, |
她剛學(xué)走路時(shí) 你已經(jīng)是而立之年了 |
| 0:09:14.98, |
is pregnant with a baby you conceived |
現(xiàn)在她懷了你的娃 |
| 0:09:16.65, |
doing something most men would kill to do. |
多少男人拼了命想跟她造個(gè)娃啊 |
| 0:09:20.26, |
- I'm just so tired. - It's a small sacrifice |
我就是太累了-那點(diǎn)小犧牲 |
| 0:09:22.91, |
compared to what she's going through. Poor thing, |
跟她所遭受的相比不值一提 小可憐 |
| 0:09:25.38, |
what with the extra... 30? 35? 40? 45? |
她增肥了多少磅 30 35 40 45 |
| 0:09:28.10, |
We're done. |
夠了 |
| 0:09:29.50, |
All right, here we go. How's this? |
好的 開(kāi)始嘍 這個(gè)怎么樣 |
| 0:09:30.75, |
That's not the kind we get. |
我們不買這種 |
| 0:09:32.29, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 0:09:35.01, |
Hello? Hey, Cam. |
喂 你好 小卡 |
| 0:09:36.67, |
Just checking in on me again? |
又打電話查崗嗎 |
| 0:09:38.39, |
Yeah. Just wanted to see if you got Lily. |
是的 就想看看你有沒(méi)有接到莉莉 |
| 0:09:40.32, |
Yeah, we're--we're just-- we're at the grocery store, |
接到了 我們剛到 我們?cè)陔s貨店 |
| 0:09:41.82, |
having a great time. |
正逛得高興呢 |
| 0:09:45.14, |
Oh. Yeah. Any questions about the... |
是嗎 關(guān)于購(gòu)物清單... |
| 0:09:48.80, |
about the grocery list? |
有什么問(wèn)題嗎 |
| 0:09:50.05, |
No, we're just picking up the granola. |
沒(méi)有 我們正在買格蘭諾拉燕麥片 |
| 0:09:51.78, |
So how was it? How was the big debut? |
你怎么樣 你的初次登場(chǎng)如何 |
| 0:09:54.05, |
Was it a comfortable ride around the schoolyard |
在學(xué)校里是不是和孩子們 |
| 0:09:55.78, |
on the shoulders of the children? |
相處融洽 如魚(yú)得水 |
| 0:09:57.23, |
Well, I stood and delivered. |
我反正是為人師表了一回 |
| 0:09:58.14, |
Thank you for sarcastically asking. |
謝謝你冷嘲熱諷的詢問(wèn) |
| 0:10:00.05, |
Yeah. |
可以 |
| 0:10:02.28, |
Okay, did you call the electrician about the dimmer? |
你有沒(méi)有給電工打電話說(shuō)調(diào)光器的事 |
| 0:10:04.23, |
Yes. Yeah. |
打了 當(dāng)然打了 |
| 0:10:05.22, |
Yeah, I'm on the other line with him right now. |
他現(xiàn)在正在另一條線上等待通話呢 |
| 0:10:07.26, |
Oh, well, I should probably let you go. |
好了 那我大概應(yīng)該撂電話了 |
| 0:10:08.26, |
Keep your eye on Lily. She has a tendency to wander off. |
看好莉莉 她特愛(ài)亂跑 |
| 0:10:10.58, |
Cam... Uh, wh-wh--I'm-- I'm totally capable of... |
小卡 我 我當(dāng)然能... |
| 0:10:14.03, |
- You lost her, didn't you? - No. No, no, no, no. |
-你把她弄丟了 是不是 -沒(méi)有沒(méi)有 |
| 0:10:16.44, |
No, she is right next to me. Hi, honey. |
沒(méi)有 她就在我旁邊 嗨 寶貝 |
| 0:10:18.61, |
I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case. |
我能聽(tīng)出來(lái)什么情況 到乳制品柜里找找 |
| 0:10:20.69, |
Cam, do you honestly think that I would lose... |
小卡 你不會(huì)真以為我能弄丟... |
| 0:10:23.47, |
the doors don't pull. They slide. |
那門拉不開(kāi) 是滑開(kāi)的 |
| 0:10:36.04, |
You never saw me. |
就當(dāng)你沒(méi)見(jiàn)到過(guò)我 |
| 0:10:44.53, |
Thank you very much. |
非常感謝 |
| 0:10:58.18, |
Look, um, I thought about it, |
我想了想 |
| 0:11:00.28, |
and if you really want to, you can quit magic. |
要是你特別想告別魔術(shù) 那就隨你意 |
| 0:11:03.49, |
You just have to do one thing first-- |
只要 你最后做一件事 |
| 0:11:06.03, |
execute the Butler's escape. |
表演"巴特勒逃脫術(shù)" |
| 0:11:09.11, |
It goes without saying that the Butler's escape |
毫無(wú)疑問(wèn) 巴特勒逃脫術(shù) |
| 0:11:11.26, |
is one of the most challenging feats of escapology |
是逃脫術(shù)中最具挑戰(zhàn)性的特技 |
| 0:11:13.69, |
an illusionist can perform. |
是魔術(shù)師最高等級(jí)的表演之一 |
| 0:11:15.22, |
It's--it's based, of course, on the well-known story |
此魔術(shù) 正是基于 那著名的 |
| 0:11:17.50, |
of the Earl of Flanning's manservant Percy, |
弗蘭寧伯爵的男仆珀西的故事 |
| 0:11:19.41, |
who was imprisoned in the Tower of London, |
珀西被囚禁在倫敦塔里 |
| 0:11:21.87, |
and as we all know, refused to take off his uniform |
眾所周知 在被銬上枷鎖的時(shí)候 |
| 0:11:24.06, |
when he was shackled. |
他堅(jiān)決不脫自己的制服 |
| 0:11:25.58, |
Famously, as the, uh, tower guard Gert slept, |
大家都知道 塔上的侍衛(wèi)格特睡著后 |
| 0:11:28.60, |
Percy freed himself and leapt over the sleeping guard, |
珀西掙脫了枷鎖 悄悄躍過(guò)睡著的侍衛(wèi) |
| 0:11:31.30, |
giving rise to the popular expression... |
那句著名的俗語(yǔ)就從此而來(lái)... |
| 0:11:36.65, |
Percy jumped the Gert. |
珀西躍過(guò)格爾特 |
| 0:11:39.53, |
Why are you making me do this stupid trick? |
你為什么要我做這個(gè)愚蠢的把戲 |
| 0:11:41.48, |
I think you're quitting... |
我覺(jué)得你之所以不想學(xué)了 |
| 0:11:42.31, |
because magic's getting hard, |
是因?yàn)槟g(shù)難度越來(lái)越大 |
| 0:11:43.85, |
and that's not a good reason for quitting anything. |
但在任何事上 都不該因懼怕困難而退縮 |
| 0:11:46.17, |
But... |
但是... |
| 0:11:47.58, |
if you can do this, |
如果你能成功 |
| 0:11:48.73, |
then I'll know that you genuinely don't like it, |
我就知道你是真心不喜歡魔術(shù) |
| 0:11:50.86, |
and you'll have my blessing to pursue other interests. |
就算你從事其他愛(ài)好 我也祝福你 |
| 0:11:54.59, |
No strings attached. |
不帶附加條件 |
| 0:11:55.97, |
Sorry, buddy. |
抱歉 小老弟 |
| 0:11:57.08, |
I'm so sorry. |
真抱歉 |
| 0:11:59.64, |
You're kidding, right? |
你在開(kāi)玩笑吧 |
| 0:12:00.38, |
You cannot really be enjoying that stupid show. |
你不會(huì)真的喜歡這種三俗劇吧 |
| 0:12:02.68, |
I was changing channels. |
我只不過(guò)是換臺(tái)時(shí)停頓了一下 |
| 0:12:03.97, |
God. Why are you so mean lately? |
天吶 你最近怎么這么刻薄呢 |
| 0:12:06.21, |
Is something wrong with you? |
你遇到什么事了嗎 |
| 0:12:08.23, |
Is it that obvious? |
有這么明顯嗎 |
| 0:12:09.63, |
Oh, my gosh. Come on. You can talk to me. |
天吶 快來(lái) 跟我說(shuō)說(shuō) |
| 0:12:14.37, |
There's this girl at school, and... |
我學(xué)校里有個(gè)女同學(xué) 她... |
| 0:12:17.36, |
She got pregnant. |
她懷孕了 |
| 0:12:19.17, |
No. |
不是吧 |
| 0:12:19.79, |
I know. I've been trying to help her, |
是啊 我一直試著幫她 |
| 0:12:21.06, |
But with all the pills she's taking, she kinda lashes out. |
但由于藥物作用 她聽(tīng)不進(jìn)勸 |
| 0:12:23.35, |
Oh, honey, this is too much for you to take on alone. |
寶貝 你一人面對(duì)這樣的事太不容易了 |
| 0:12:25.58, |
- Where are the parents? - They're no help. |
她的家長(zhǎng)呢-他們幫不上忙 |
| 0:12:27.55, |
Dad's all consumed with his plastic surgery business, |
她爸爸一心只顧著自己的整容生意 |
| 0:12:30.23, |
and her mom's an ex-model who's trying to launch a music career. |
媽媽以前是模特 正努力發(fā)展音樂(lè)事業(yè) |
| 0:12:32.91, |
You're describing the show I was just watching, right? |
這是我剛剛看的電視劇里的劇情吧 |
| 0:12:34.56, |
I'm just saying, mix in a book every now and then. |
我只是想說(shuō) 時(shí)不時(shí)讀點(diǎn)書(shū)吧 |
| 0:12:36.59, |
Mean! Mean! |
刻薄 刻薄鬼 |
| 0:12:38.68, |
Try to see this from my perspective. |
試著從我的角度看看 |
| 0:12:40.81, |
I can't. |
我看不了 |
| 0:12:42.06, |
I'm not raising a quitter. |
我的兒子不能半途而廢 |
| 0:12:43.87, |
Trust me. I know what's best for you. |
相信我 我知道什么對(duì)你有好處 |
| 0:12:46.39, |
And watch your time. In the stage version, |
注意控制時(shí)間 舞臺(tái)表演時(shí) |
| 0:12:47.84, |
the rope's on fire, and you're suspended over a bed of nails. |
繩子會(huì)被點(diǎn)燃 而你會(huì)被懸在釘板上 |
| 0:12:50.48, |
I hate this! Why are you making me do this? |
我討厭這把戲 你為什么逼我做這個(gè) |
| 0:12:52.73, |
Use that anger, Lukini. |
化憤怒為力量 盧吉尼 |
| 0:12:54.95, |
Let it be the key that opens the vault of fear... |
將它變?yōu)榇蜷_(kāi)恐懼之門的鑰匙 |
| 0:12:58.55, |
that holds the chalice of hope |
那里面有希望之杯 |
| 0:13:01.06, |
that contains the elixir of success. |
杯里盛著成功的靈丹妙藥 |
| 0:13:04.38, |
In a few short minutes... |
短短幾分鐘后... |
| 0:13:08.21, |
Son of Alkazeel! You've done it! |
我的神啊 你成功了 |
| 0:13:11.02, |
I quit. |
我不干了 |
| 0:13:20.10, |
So how was your first day? Tell me everything. |
第一天怎么樣 快跟我說(shuō)說(shuō) |
| 0:13:22.37, |
Well, you know, it was a lovefest. |
你懂的 我備受喜愛(ài) |
| 0:13:24.82, |
And the kids-- they were, you know, and... |
孩子們 他們 你知道吧... |
| 0:13:28.48, |
Is that a roast? |
那是烤肉嗎 |
| 0:13:29.58, |
W--yes. Yes. But I'm surprised you could smell it over the |
是的 我很驚訝你居然可以聞出來(lái) |
| 0:13:32.38, |
no-dairy yellow pepper bisque with cheesy croutons. |
畢竟有黃胡椒濃湯 配油煎干酪面包塊的混合 |
| 0:13:34.98, |
Oh, wow. You had time to do a roast and soup. |
哇 你還能騰出時(shí)間烤肉又煲湯 |
| 0:13:37.02, |
- Hi, daddy! - Hi, angel! |
爹地好-你好 我的天使 |
| 0:13:39.25, |
How are you? Did you miss daddy? |
你好嗎 有沒(méi)有想爸爸 |
| 0:13:41.28, |
Wow. Bathed and braided. |
哇 洗了澡還梳好了辮子 |
| 0:13:43.43, |
Yeah. Let me just put you in a more flattering light here. |
是啊 我來(lái)把燈光調(diào)得柔和些 |
| 0:13:46.58, |
The dimmer. |
調(diào)光器 |
| 0:13:47.93, |
Who'd you call? |
你叫誰(shuí)來(lái)修的 |
| 0:13:48.82, |
I called myself 'cause I did it. |
我叫了我自己 我修的 |
| 0:13:51.23, |
Yeah, I had time after picking up Gio's present, |
對(duì) 買完給吉奧的禮物后我還有些時(shí)間 |
| 0:13:54.05, |
so, uh... Go show daddy what it is. |
所以就...把禮物拿來(lái)給爸爸看看 |
| 0:13:56.01, |
Okay.-yeah. |
好-乖 |
| 0:13:57.36, |
It sounds like you had a pretty successful day yourself. |
聽(tīng)起來(lái)你這一天過(guò)得充實(shí)又高效 |
| 0:14:00.45, |
Well, it's just a matter of being organized. |
只是有條理些罷了 |
| 0:14:02.37, |
But who am I telling, huh? |
但我這是班門弄斧呀 |
| 0:14:03.65, |
You do this sort of stuff every day. |
你每天都是這么高效 |
| 0:14:05.46, |
Oh, blow on that. |
吹一下 |
| 0:14:07.63, |
So tell me more about the kids. |
再跟我說(shuō)說(shuō)孩子們的事吧 |
| 0:14:09.17, |
Well, it was as I predicted, you know. |
就和我想象的一樣 |
| 0:14:11.12, |
They just needed somebody to come in there |
他們需要的是個(gè) |
| 0:14:12.65, |
and bring music back to life. |
能讓音樂(lè)恢復(fù)生機(jī)的老師 |
| 0:14:14.70, |
And, you know, that person was... |
而且 那個(gè)人就是... |
| 0:14:17.29, |
that person was... |
那個(gè)人就是... |
| 0:14:19.58, |
It's not me! |
不是我 |
| 0:14:20.80, |
What's happening? |
出什么事了 |
| 0:14:21.44, |
It was a disaster, Mitchell. |
糟糕透了 米奇爾 |
| 0:14:23.22, |
They hated me! |
他們討厭我 |
| 0:14:24.03, |
Not just the kids, the teachers. |
不只是孩子們 老師們也是 |
| 0:14:26.07, |
They wouldn't sit with me at lunch. |
午飯時(shí)他們都不和我一起坐 |
| 0:14:27.21, |
I had to sit alone. |
我只得自己一個(gè)人吃 |
| 0:14:28.34, |
Oh, honey. |
親愛(ài)的不哭 |
| 0:14:29.46, |
And my sweater--the shop teacher spilled juice on it. |
還有我的運(yùn)動(dòng)衫 手工老師把橘汁灑上面了 |
| 0:14:31.78, |
He said it was an accident, but it wasn't an accident. |
他說(shuō)是不小心的 但我知道他是故意的 |
| 0:14:34.34, |
- It's okay - It's not okay! |
沒(méi)關(guān)系的-怎么會(huì)沒(méi)關(guān)系 |
| 0:14:36.37, |
I failed miserably. |
我全搞砸了 |
| 0:14:37.91, |
And look at you. You did everything so perfectly. |
你看你 你把所有的事都做的井井有條 |
| 0:14:40.43, |
Well, yes. |
那倒是 |
| 0:14:43.30, |
And--and--and no. |
也不是 |
| 0:14:44.57, |
Look, look, I... I gotta tell ya. |
其實(shí)...實(shí)話跟你說(shuō)吧 |
| 0:14:48.46, |
Uh... I've just been watching |
我一直用心觀察 |
| 0:14:49.15, |
how you've done things all these years, |
多年來(lái)你做事情的方法 |
| 0:14:50.38, |
and I just perfected it. |
然后我稍加完善了一下 |
| 0:14:52.12, |
- Oh, please, Mitchell! - Claire... |
-拜托 米奇爾 -克萊爾... |
| 0:14:53.81, |
Cam, he was every bit the failure you are. |
小卡 他跟你一樣失敗得一塌糊涂 |
| 0:14:55.97, |
He was late picking up Lily. She was in with the custodians. |
他沒(méi)按時(shí)接莉莉 她只好被保育員看管 |
| 0:14:58.99, |
The only thing he had less to do with than dinner |
晚飯也不是他做的 更離譜的是 |
| 0:15:00.97, |
was the dimmer. |
調(diào)光器他壓根就沒(méi)碰 |
| 0:15:02.44, |
And her hair was in braids because there was gum in it. |
莉莉漂亮的小辮 是他用口香糖粘的 |
| 0:15:06.90, |
And... why are we hugging? |
另外...你們?yōu)槭裁幢П?/span> |
| 0:15:07.68, |
Because I know if he called you for help |
因?yàn)槲抑廊绻竽銕兔?/span> |
| 0:15:09.50, |
and heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, |
一定忍受了許多諷刺和辱罵 |
| 0:15:11.89, |
then he had a worse day than me. |
那么他這天過(guò)得比我還糟 |
| 0:15:13.38, |
Oh, she was horrible, Cam. |
她好可怕 小卡 |
| 0:15:15.81, |
- You know what? It's gonna get better. - No, I know. |
-沒(méi)事的 一切都會(huì)好的 -不 我知道 |
| 0:15:17.53, |
We just need some time to settle into these new roles. |
我們只是需要時(shí)間來(lái)適應(yīng)我們的新角色 |
| 0:15:19.51, |
You were right to lower my expectations. |
你讓我降低期望值真是太對(duì)了 |
| 0:15:21.17, |
I just wish I had lowered mine. |
應(yīng)該降低期望值的是我 |
| 0:15:24.33, |
This gonna work its way around to a "Thank you," Ladies? |
你們不打算跟我道個(gè)謝嗎 女士們 |
| 0:15:36.95, |
Hey, honey. |
嘿 寶貝 |
| 0:15:37.84, |
Surprise! I'm in San Francisco! |
驚喜吧 我到舊金山了 |
| 0:15:39.90, |
What? |
什么 |
| 0:15:40.59, |
I dropped Manny at a friend's and, I know it's crazy, |
我把曼尼放朋友家了 我知道這很瘋狂 |
| 0:15:43.32, |
but I hopped on a plane and I'm here! |
但我趕上了一班飛機(jī)就飛來(lái)啦 |
| 0:15:45.20, |
I'm driving to the hotel. |
現(xiàn)在正往酒店去 |
| 0:15:46.47, |
That is so great. |
那太棒了 |
| 0:15:48.76, |
The thing is, honey, I'm not here right now. |
可是寶貝 我現(xiàn)不在酒店里 |
| 0:15:51.13, |
See, I'm, uh, I'm out at dinner. |
我正在外面吃晚飯 |
| 0:15:53.69, |
Probably won't be back for, um... |
暫時(shí)趕不回來(lái) |
| 0:15:56.35, |
Oh, I don't know. A couple of hours. |
可能得幾個(gè)小時(shí)吧 |
| 0:15:57.94, |
It's okay. I'll wait for you there. |
沒(méi)關(guān)系 人家等著你 |
| 0:16:00.07, |
Don't be silly. How often do you get to san francisco? |
別傻了 多難得來(lái)一趟舊金山啊 |
| 0:16:02.85, |
There's so much to see there. |
那里有很多地方可以參觀 |
| 0:16:04.91, |
I mean, here. |
我是說(shuō)"這里" |
| 0:16:06.94, |
Ghirardelli square? Fisherman's wharf? |
吉拉德里廣場(chǎng) 漁人碼頭 |
| 0:16:09.00, |
Alcatraz? Hey, take that segway tour. |
惡魔島也不錯(cuò) 對(duì)了 去報(bào)個(gè)賽格威團(tuán)吧 |
| 0:16:11.52, |
That's a great way to see the city. |
可以飽覽城市美景 |
| 0:16:13.12, |
And when you get the chowder, |
喝海鮮雜燴濃湯時(shí) |
| 0:16:14.01, |
Make sure it one of those bread bowls. |
一定要用"面包碗" |
| 0:16:16.04, |
You can eat the bowl. |
喝完湯可以把碗吃了 |
| 0:16:17.47, |
Yeah, it's a story you'll tell for a lifetime. |
對(duì)了 你以后都可以拿這事兒當(dāng)美談了 |
| 0:16:25.96, |
You know what? Later on... |
話說(shuō) 待會(huì)兒 |
| 0:16:26.90, |
[美國(guó)著名魔術(shù)師] |
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| 0:16:26.90, |
Maybe we can watch some of your Lance Burton DVDs. |
我們可以看一些蘭斯·伯頓的光碟 |
| 0:16:29.48, |
Thanks. I think I just wanna try this escape. |
謝謝 我就是想嘗試一下逃脫術(shù) |
| 0:16:32.66, |
Would you mind tightening my arms? |
能幫我把手臂這兒弄緊點(diǎn)嗎 |
| 0:16:34.15, |
Oh. Sure. Here. |
當(dāng)然 來(lái) |
| 0:16:36.19, |
It's just hard, you know? |
我心里挺不好受的 |
| 0:16:38.36, |
It's the first time he hasn't shared one of my interests. |
他這是第一次對(duì)我的愛(ài)好不感興趣 |
| 0:16:40.79, |
It's scary to think that this is the start of us growing apart. |
我們父子要是從此有隔閡了可怎么辦 |
| 0:16:43.85, |
Oh, honey, it's probably just a phase. |
親愛(ài)的 沒(méi)準(zhǔn)這只是暫時(shí)的 |
| 0:16:45.83, |
Alex is going through something right now. |
倒是艾麗克斯最近有點(diǎn)兒不正常 |
| 0:16:47.10, |
I wish I could figure that out. |
我要是能搞明白她的問(wèn)題就好了 |
| 0:16:48.44, |
- I can't breathe. - Anxiety. |
我喘不過(guò)氣了-焦慮啊 |
| 0:16:50.63, |
No, no, I'm--I'm fighting the jacket. |
不不 我在努力掙脫枷鎖衫 |
| 0:16:52.46, |
The key to this escape is balance. |
逃脫的關(guān)鍵就是要受力平衡 |
| 0:16:54.06, |
The whole thing is based on the idea of opposing forces. |
反作用力是整個(gè)逃脫術(shù)的突破點(diǎn) |
| 0:16:57.27, |
Holding each other in check. |
控制兩邊的力量 |
| 0:16:59.42, |
That actually makes some sense. |
說(shuō)得有點(diǎn)道理 |
| 0:17:02.66, |
Some sense? |
有"點(diǎn)"道理 |
| 0:17:04.26, |
There are two things I know with dead certainty-- |
世上有兩件事是我百分百確定的 |
| 0:17:06.95, |
How to shoulder roll out of a human pyramid, |
一是如何掙脫開(kāi)疊羅漢 |
| 0:17:09.03, |
and the black arts of the Butler's escape. |
二是破解"巴特勒逃脫術(shù)" |
| 0:17:11.20, |
No, honey, our house is out of balance, |
不 親愛(ài)的 我們家失去平衡了 |
| 0:17:13.65, |
because Alex is missing her opposing force. |
因?yàn)榘惪怂故?quot;反向作用力"了 |
| 0:17:16.72, |
Mm? Yeah. |
對(duì)吧 我好聰明 |
| 0:17:18.03, |
Oh. Y-you're missing out. |
你錯(cuò)失了大好機(jī)會(huì) |
| 0:17:19.90, |
Some people describe this escape as visual poetry. |
有人說(shuō)此魔術(shù)是場(chǎng)視覺(jué)盛宴 |
| 0:17:25.84, |
Honey? |
親愛(ài)的 |
| 0:17:33.51, |
oh, no. |
完了 |
| 0:17:36.37, |
Gloria. |
歌洛莉亞 |
| 0:17:38.26, |
You told me that you were in Frisco, |
你說(shuō)你在西斯科 |
| 0:17:40.40, |
and you were here in a hotel? |
但卻在酒店被我抓了個(gè)正著 |
| 0:17:41.84, |
Let me just say one thing. |
我就說(shuō)一點(diǎn) |
| 0:17:43.17, |
Don't say "Frisco." They hate that. |
別說(shuō)"西斯科" 當(dāng)?shù)厝瞬粣?ài)聽(tīng) |
| 0:17:44.77, |
And how the hell did you find me? |
你怎么找到我的 |
| 0:17:46.80, |
The house has been a little noisy lately. |
家里最近有點(diǎn)小噪音 |
| 0:17:48.70, |
And the school library is a pickup scene. |
學(xué)校圖書(shū)館又像個(gè)勾搭妹子的炮點(diǎn) |
| 0:17:50.66, |
So where does a kid go for some peace and quiet? |
一個(gè)渴望安靜祥和的孩子能去哪兒呢 |
| 0:18:03.23, |
Tell me right now if you're having an affair, |
告訴我你是不是有外遇了 |
| 0:18:05.39, |
and we will find some time later for me to kill you. |
待會(huì)兒我再找時(shí)間抽死你 |
| 0:18:08.00, |
No. I'm just trying to have one night away from your snoring. |
不是的 我只是想遠(yuǎn)離你的鼾聲一晚 |
| 0:18:12.13, |
You came to a hotel to sleep? |
你來(lái)酒店開(kāi)房是為了睡覺(jué) |
| 0:18:13.50, |
I'm exhausted, and I didn't want to hurt your feelings, |
我精疲力盡了 我不想說(shuō)出來(lái)讓你難過(guò) |
| 0:18:16.22, |
but you're huge and you're loud. |
但你身軀龐大而且又吵 |
| 0:18:18.10, |
[著名脫口秀主持人 身軀肥胖臃腫] |
|
| 0:18:18.10, |
It's like sleeping with Rush Limbaugh. |
我就好像和拉什·林博同床一樣 |
| 0:18:20.02, |
And I didn't want to bring it up because I figured |
我不想說(shuō)這事 是因?yàn)槲矣X(jué)得 |
| 0:18:21.83, |
you'd get mad at me the way you got mad at Manny. |
你會(huì)像生曼尼的氣那樣 生我的氣 |
| 0:18:23.68, |
I am not mad at you because you told me that I snore. |
我生氣不是因?yàn)槟阏f(shuō)我打鼾 |
| 0:18:26.69, |
I am mad at you because you didn't say anything. |
我生氣是因?yàn)槟闶裁匆矝](méi)說(shuō) |
| 0:18:29.14, |
cause I didn't want to get yelled at. |
因?yàn)槲也幌氡荒懔R |
| 0:18:30.49, |
Well, too bad. |
太遺憾了 |
| 0:18:31.73, |
When you're married to me, |
你娶了我 |
| 0:18:33.13, |
you're going to get yelled at many times. |
就得準(zhǔn)備好被罵個(gè)夠 |
| 0:18:36.12, |
And you're tough enough to take it. |
而且你堅(jiān)強(qiáng)到完全可以接受 |
| 0:18:38.18, |
That's what I love about our marriage. |
我就是喜歡咱們婚姻的這點(diǎn) |
| 0:18:40.40, |
We can say whatever we want, |
我們可以暢所欲言 |
| 0:18:42.19, |
but the next day, we're still there. |
但說(shuō)完以后 誰(shuí)也不會(huì)放在心中 |
| 0:18:44.05, |
That's what I like about it, too. |
我也喜歡這點(diǎn) |
| 0:18:46.40, |
What am I gonna say you couldn't forgive me? |
看來(lái)我說(shuō)什么你都能原諒我啊 |
| 0:18:48.60, |
There are things, Jay. |
也有不可原諒的 杰 |
| 0:18:50.33, |
You ready to go? |
可以走了嗎 |
| 0:18:51.33, |
I was thinking, it's such a shame |
我在想 開(kāi)了房不用 |
| 0:18:53.95, |
that this hotel room is going to go to waste. |
實(shí)在是太可惜了 |
| 0:18:56.75, |
I like where this is headed. |
我喜歡這事的發(fā)展方向 |
| 0:18:58.97, |
Make Manny some pasta. I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay? |
給曼尼做點(diǎn)意面 我們明早見(jiàn)了 |
| 0:19:06.68, |
Hey, dad. |
嘿 爸 |
| 0:19:07.42, |
Hey, buddy. |
嘿 小老弟 |
| 0:19:09.57, |
Look, I-I'm sorry if I-- |
聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 我很抱歉我... |
| 0:19:11.81, |
No no no, don't apologize. |
別這樣 不用道歉 |
| 0:19:14.34, |
There's still plenty of stuff we can do together. |
我們可以一起做很多其他事 |
| 0:19:16.42, |
So if you want out, |
所以如果你想退出 |
| 0:19:18.73, |
you are... Out! |
你就退"出"吧 |
| 0:19:23.48, |
Uh, I know we bought a lot of magic stuff, |
我知道我們買了很多魔術(shù)用具 |
| 0:19:25.60, |
but we can return some of it-- |
但是可以退回去一些 |
| 0:19:27.44, |
Merlin's hat, the gloves, most of the capes. |
巫師帽 手套 大部分的披風(fēng) |
| 0:19:31.21, |
What about houdini's wands? |
魔術(shù)大師手杖呢 |
| 0:19:34.04, |
They kinda got broken. |
弄斷了 |
| 0:19:35.50, |
All three? What happened? |
三支全斷了嗎 怎么了 |
| 0:19:36.43, |
I got you carbon fiber. |
我買的是碳纖維材質(zhì)的 |
| 0:19:38.00, |
Some kids were messing around with them at school. |
在學(xué)校有些同學(xué)拿來(lái)開(kāi)玩笑 |
| 0:19:40.20, |
What do you mean? What--what were they doing? |
什么意思 他們做了什么 |
| 0:19:43.58, |
I don't really want to talk about it. |
我真心不想說(shuō)這事兒 |
| 0:19:47.55, |
You know, I went through that, |
這種事我也經(jīng)歷過(guò) |
| 0:19:49.90, |
kids--kids messing with my stuff. |
同學(xué)們拿我的東西開(kāi)玩笑 |
| 0:19:52.46, |
Really?-Oh,yeah. In high school, |
真的嗎-對(duì) 高中時(shí) |
| 0:19:53.87, |
When I first got nominated for junior tumbling congress, |
我第一次提名參加低年級(jí)翻筋斗大賽 |
| 0:19:56.93, |
my parents had to sign a... release! |
我父母要簽同意書(shū)[釋放] |
| 0:20:03.13, |
Anyway, my buddy dizzy Brindizzi |
總之 我哥們兒暈乎布雷迪 |
| 0:20:06.29, |
saw it, grabbed it, and made a lot of fun of me. |
看到了 搶過(guò)去 猛開(kāi)我的玩笑 |
| 0:20:09.90, |
I thought about not going. |
我就想著不去了 |
| 0:20:11.33, |
But you did. |
但你去了 |
| 0:20:12.40, |
Oh, yeah. Had a blast. |
是啊 可爽了 |
| 0:20:14.43, |
Made a lot of friends, |
交了很多朋友 |
| 0:20:16.39, |
shared milkshakes with more than one female tumbler. |
與不止一位女筋斗運(yùn)動(dòng)員分享奶昔 |
| 0:20:20.01, |
The minute I stopped caring what other people thought |
我不再在乎其他人想法 |
| 0:20:21.61, |
and started doing what I wanted to do, is the minute |
開(kāi)始做自己想做的事情那一刻 就是 |
| 0:20:24.48, |
I finally felt... Free! |
我終于感覺(jué)到"自由"的那一刻 |
| 0:20:31.84, |
Buddy... |
小老弟 |
| 0:20:34.73, |
You're gonna make your own choices, |
你自己做決定吧 |
| 0:20:37.08, |
and whatever you decide, I'll always support you. |
無(wú)論你的決定是什么 我永遠(yuǎn)會(huì)支持你 |
| 0:20:39.84, |
You're not just saying all this 'cause you're stuck, right? |
你說(shuō)這些不是因?yàn)槟忝摬涣松?有求于我吧 |
| 0:20:42.13, |
Nothing you decide will ever disappoint me. |
你做的任何決定都不會(huì)令我失望 |
| 0:20:46.26, |
Thanks, dad. |
多謝了 爸 |
| 0:20:48.99, |
Relax your arms, |
胳膊放松 |
| 0:20:50.52, |
roll your shoulders forward, |
肩膀朝前 |
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bend down your head, |
低下頭 |
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exhale... |
呼氣 |
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And then arch. |
然后拱背 |
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Uh... It sorta worked. |
還算管用 |
| 0:21:12.11, |
Well, honey, I just wanted to check in and say hi. |
寶貝 我只是想看看你問(wèn)個(gè)好 |
| 0:21:14.45, |
Alex, come say hi to your sister! |
艾麗克斯 過(guò)來(lái)跟你姐打個(gè)招呼 |
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I love you so much. |
我好愛(ài)你 |
| 0:21:18.06, |
What's up, lady? |
咋滴了 小姐 |
| 0:21:19.52, |
Oh, my god. You did not just say, "What's up, lady?" |
我的天 你怎么能說(shuō)"咋滴了 小姐" |
| 0:21:22.13, |
What's wrong with you? |
你什么毛病啊 |
| 0:21:23.36, |
I was just saying hello-- |
我只是問(wèn)好 |
| 0:21:24.40, |
Oh, it's like the lamest thing you've ever said. |
那是你說(shuō)過(guò)的最白癡的話 |
| 0:21:26.37, |
And what is that shirt? |
你這衣服算什么 |
| 0:21:27.03, |
What are you, a flapper? |
你是20年代的摩登女郎嗎 |
| 0:21:28.26, |
I just bought it at that store that you-- |
我買的那家店可是你... |
| 0:21:29.45, |
Oh, where? Forever 1921? |
哪家店 "永遠(yuǎn)的1921"嗎 |
| 0:21:31.40, |
And what is going on with your hair? |
而且你頭發(fā)是怎么回事 |
| 0:21:32.97, |
What's wrong with my hair? |
我的頭發(fā)又怎么了 |
| 0:21:34.31, |
Oh, you should just dip yourself in boy repellent. |
你干脆把自己在"驅(qū)男劑"里蘸蘸好了 |
| 0:21:36.62, |
Shut up! Mom! |
閉嘴 媽 |
| 0:21:38.26, |
And balance... |
平衡 |
| 0:21:39.87, |
is restored. |
恢復(fù)了 |
