戀愛(ài)中男人的10個(gè)心理秘密

Things men tell their buddies that they don't tell their wives and girlfriends.

1. Yes, it's about sex. Men like sex, men like variety. Men like women that enjoy sex, enjoy variety, and are active partners in sex.

性。男人喜歡性，希望自己的女友也一樣喜歡性，希望女人主動(dòng)。

2. A man is less likely to feel romantic if a woman is making his life miserable. If you want to cuddle, don't start a fight over leaving the toilet seat up or not taking out the garbage, Buzzkill.

男人排斥女人干涉自己的個(gè)人習(xí)慣，討厭女人為一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)小事?tīng)?zhēng)吵。

3. Men are passionate about the things women hate. In general, when men tell you they don't like cartoons, stoner movies, action movies, motorcycles, South Park, sports, firearms, the Simpsons, and ESPN, etc. they are lying so that they can have sex with you.

男人對(duì)女人討厭的事情很在意。他會(huì)為了接近你，而告訴你自己不喜歡你討厭的東西。

4. Men don't like women's entertainment. I'd rather eat glass than watch Bridget Jones, but I've watched it for sex.

男人不喜歡女人玩的東西，他們寧愿吃玻璃也不愿看肥皂劇。

5. There's only 24 hours in a day. Eight hours of sleep, ten hours at work, two hours commute, 90 minutes at the gym, and 90 minutes cooking, eating, and washing up leaves only one hour each day for "us" or "me" time. Keep your expectations reasonable and share.

不要將男人看的太死。一天只有24個(gè)小時(shí)，除了8小時(shí)睡覺(jué)，10小時(shí)工作，2小時(shí)公交，90分鐘健身，90分鐘做飯吃飯，洗澡，每天就只有1個(gè)小時(shí)是我們能在一起的。

6. Women have cold hands, feet, butts, and other body parts. Men are not your personal heaters. Warm them or keep them to yourself.

男人不是電熱毯，不要總想著讓他們給你暖床。

7. A man's willingness to put up with a women's b.s. is directly proportional to how hot they are. Yes, men will kiss a beautiful women's ass for sex, that doesn't mean you're going to get the same treatment.

男人對(duì)女人的付出和女人的魅力成正比的，如果你很美，我會(huì)愿意為你做每一件事，反之就難了。

8. When women say they want to sit down and talk, men hear "I'm pissed." You never want to talk about things we like, like sports, so telling us you want to talk sends us the signal that you want to bring up something that's bothering you. You might fool us once in a while by actually wanting to talk about something the other sex is interested in. Men have to, it's called dating.

當(dāng)女人說(shuō)我們坐下來(lái)好好談?wù)劦臅r(shí)候，她們是在說(shuō)“我很生氣”。因?yàn)榕烁静粫?huì)和我好好聊我喜歡的體育，所以男人知道女人想找他們的茬了。

9. Men hate dating because we have to lie. Lying isn't fun. We can't wait to be married so we can really tell you how we feel about Bridget Jones. Unless he's a jerk, a man's happiest day is when he no longer has to lie to have sex.

男人討厭約會(huì)。因?yàn)樗麄儽仨氃诩s會(huì)上不停地撒謊。

10. Working out doesn't count unless you sweat. We don't want to hear about how tough your yoga class was if all the girls in class are wearing makeup.

流汗了才是真正地累了。男人不相信女人說(shuō)累了，因?yàn)樗齻兛偸莿澲煤玫膴y。