One steak sandwich and a cheeseburger with muenster cheese. 一份牛排三明治,一個(gè)門斯特起司漢堡
We're out of muenster. 沒(méi)有門斯特起司
Oh, since when? 什么時(shí)候沒(méi)的
Well, let's see, the diner opened in '82. So '82. 我想想,從1982年開店至今就沒(méi)有過(guò)
Hi, sorry but we're out of muenster. 抱歉,我們沒(méi)有門斯特起司
Seriously, dude? I wanted muenster. 你不是吧,兄臺(tái)?我就想吃門斯特起司
Sorry, we have cheddar, Swiss or American. 抱歉,不過(guò)我們有切達(dá),瑞士,跟美國(guó)起司
I hate cheddar and Swiss blows. 我討厭切達(dá),瑞士起司也爛爆了
Well... then American? 那美國(guó)起司呢
American cheese? What am I, at grade school? 美國(guó)起司???你當(dāng)我是小學(xué)生吃早點(diǎn)啊
Yeah, go to the principal's office. 熊孩子,快滾去校長(zhǎng)辦公室
I can't have another idiot up my ass right now. It's at capacity. 老娘現(xiàn)在沒(méi)心情招呼白癡,我要忙死了
Max, I got this. Would you like to see the menu again? 麥克斯,我來(lái)處理。您要再看一遍菜單嗎
This is crap, okay, I wanted muenster. 什么狗屁菜單,我就要門斯特起司
Well, I wanted to be running a Fortune 500 company instead of waiting on a toxic man-child like yourself. 我還想當(dāng)財(cái)富500強(qiáng)公司的老板呢,你當(dāng)老娘想服務(wù)你這種幼稚男啊
But, we can't always get what we want. 無(wú)奈愿望很美好,現(xiàn)實(shí)很殘酷
So, order something else, put it in your pie hole and get on with your damn life. 所以給老娘乖乖點(diǎn)別的,塞進(jìn)你的狗嘴,然后繼續(xù)你悲催的人生
Welcome to waitress. We've been expecting you. 歡迎進(jìn)入服務(wù)生界,我們等你加入好久了