I'm gonna get sick, I know it. 我感覺(jué)到我快生病了
You're fine. 你沒(méi)事的
Fine? Han just unloaded into my mouth. 沒(méi)事個(gè)屁,他把病菌全"噴射"進(jìn)我嘴里了
Congratulations, you both finally got some action. 恭喜你們,終于"實(shí)干"上了
I can't afford to get sick and miss work. I need to get some antibiotics. 我可生不起病,也請(qǐng)不起病假。我需要錢(qián)買(mǎi)抗生素
You are poor now. Poor people don't just run out and buy antibiotics. 你是個(gè)窮人。窮人才不會(huì)沒(méi)事就跑去買(mǎi)抗生素
We man up, grow a pair, stare germs in the face. 窮人就該硬起,死扛,跟病毒單挑
Like this French fry from that guy who couldn't stop coughing. 比如這根被不??人阅谐赃^(guò)的薯?xiàng)l
Max, no, no--oh! 麥克斯,別啊,別
Booyah! And I haven't ever been sick or to a clinic. 姐牛吧!就算這樣,我也沒(méi)生過(guò)病或去過(guò)診所
And, no, planned parenthood doesn't count. 對(duì)了,計(jì)劃生育診所除外
Well, well, well, she weebles and she wobbles, but she don't fall down. 哎喲媽呀,她顫顫悠悠,搖搖晃晃。但步履堅(jiān)定,胸前不倒
Oh, Earl, you're so naughty and nice. 厄爾,你嘴又甜又會(huì)調(diào)戲人家
And I'll be checking you out twice. 那我再用眼神調(diào)戲你一回吧
Hey, Sophie, sit anywhere you like. 蘇菲,隨便坐啊
Oh, uh, let's see. Where is lighting that will make me look most attractive? 我看看。哪個(gè)位置的燈光能讓我顯得最明媚動(dòng)人啊
What am I saying? I look good everywhere. 我說(shuō)啥呢,我坐哪都是儀態(tài)萬(wàn)千
I am meeting man for first time that I met online. I wonder if he's here yet. 我要跟我的網(wǎng)友首次見(jiàn)面。不知道他到了沒(méi)
Well unless you've been cruising singles who don't leave enough singles, I'd say no. 除非他是個(gè)單身,小費(fèi)給得又摳門(mén)的男人,不然應(yīng)該沒(méi)到
You know, Max, if my date turned out to be big bust-- what, bigger than ours? 麥克斯,如果這場(chǎng)約會(huì)是大"兇"之...能比咱們"胸"嗎
Then you come over and say that something suddenly came up and that I have to go, okay? 你記得過(guò)來(lái)說(shuō)突然有急事,我得先走,知道嗎