麥克斯,我去個(gè)廁所,你幫我盯一下
I already am. I've been watching model girl pretend she's eating for 30 minutes.
早就在盯了。我盯著那個(gè)假裝吃東西的小模特30分鐘了
Oh, she's nice. She always tips on what she would've eaten.
她人很好呢。不管吃不吃,該給小費(fèi)不會(huì)少
Guess what, everyone? I have a secret.
大家快來(lái)猜猜看。我有一個(gè)小秘密
You're a woman trapped in a man's body? No.
你是女兒心,男兒身嗎?不是
You're a man trapped in a woman's body?
你是男兒心,女兒身嗎
You're a little boy trapped in a little girl's body?
你是男童心,女童身嗎
I am a man in a man's body.
我是男兒心,在男兒身里
We're not talking about your night life.
我們對(duì)你在男人身里還是身下沒(méi)興趣
I have discovered something when going over the employee applications.
我在翻查員工簡(jiǎn)歷時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了件事。
Okay, perhaps I never worked at the Waldorf Astoria,
好吧,其實(shí)我沒(méi)在華道夫·阿斯多里亞酒店工作過(guò)
but I did work with this guy, Waldorf, in Astoria.
但我的確跟華道夫,在阿斯多里亞市工作過(guò)
It's not you. Tomorrow is Caroline's birthday.
跟你無(wú)關(guān)。明天是卡洛琳的生日
Why wouldn't I know that? She tells me everything about her life.
為什么我會(huì)不知道?她什么雞毛蒜皮的破事都告訴我
I know so much about her cycle, I'm feeling pressure to impregnate her.
我就是太了解她的生理周期,以至于不搞大她肚子,我感覺(jué)好罪過(guò)
I can do that for you.
我可以代勞喲
It's weird. Why wouldn't she want to celebrate her birthday? She celebrates everything.
太奇怪了。她怎么會(huì)不想慶祝生日呢?她什么屁事都要慶祝一下
Heads up, everybody. I just refilled the paper towels. Who's a team player? What, what?
給大伙通報(bào)一下,我剛把廁紙補(bǔ)上了哦。誰(shuí)最有團(tuán)隊(duì)精神,是我,是我
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