今天是愚人節(jié),你有沒(méi)有收到過(guò)或發(fā)送過(guò)這樣的短信?
1. U r very important to me,
It's impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen.
對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)你太重要了
沒(méi)有你我一秒都活不下去
你是我的生命,我在哪里都能感覺(jué)到你。
千萬(wàn)別放在心上 ,我說(shuō)的是氧氣。
2. U R the one who is Handsome
U R the one who is Intelligent
U R the one who is Smart
你帥氣,你智慧,你聰明
And I am the One who is spreading these rumors.
而我就是那個(gè)散布謠言的人
3. You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
你真是個(gè)可愛(ài)的人呦!
等等,千萬(wàn)別誤解。
CUTE的意思是:
C 制造
U 無(wú)用
T 麻煩
E 到處
(你是一個(gè)沒(méi)用的,到處制造麻煩的人!)
這句話攻擊力好強(qiáng)啊,怎么感覺(jué)瞬間已經(jīng)握緊小拳拳了呢!
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