Joe Wong 在2010年美國(guó)記者年會(huì)上的表演 [查看全文]
Put the peach back on the tree. Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in one of his peach trees. Barbara: Gosh! Wha... [查看全文]
Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. ... [查看全文]
Exchange the tortoise for the wolf Teacher: Some students are becoming arrogant. Do you remember the story about race between the hare and th... [查看全文]
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peek... [查看全文]
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm ... [查看全文]
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake ... [查看全文]
"JOHN,for heaven's sake,why can't you just talk to me once in a while?"whined Mary. "Hun?"Jonh responded. "Look around you!"s... [查看全文]
A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!" So he wen... [查看全文]
Two attorneys Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Thenthey brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and s... [查看全文]