英語幽默教程匯總和更新

“Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?” 　　“A high-pitched voice is when my fa... [查看全文]

One April 1st, a bus was going along a winding road when it slowed down and stopped. The driver anxiously turned switches and pressed buttons, but nothing happened. Then he turned to the passengers with a worried look and said. This poor bu [查看全文]

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate di [查看全文]

在美國，當(dāng)總統(tǒng)一定要會搞笑，這是白宮主人的看家本領(lǐng)，否則很難選上，即便選上了日子也不好玩。 尼克松認(rèn)真地提出美國總統(tǒng)競選人在演講時不應(yīng)該使用低俗語言 　　1960年美國... [查看全文]

Sometimes you may forget what the date is on a certain day. One time, I felt happy because it was spring vacation. I was dressed up and on my way to Taipei. Arriving at the train station, I waited for my classmates. After a while, I became [查看全文]

The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。 His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor。 Hearin [查看全文]

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan。 He asks, What was that for? She says, I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it. He says, [查看全文]

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My name is Stone,and... [查看全文]

Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to... [查看全文]

　 Being rather bald,I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit,“Grass doesn&rsqu... [查看全文]