He's not going to listen, he's in love.
Can't figure out what to do? I remember those days. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to...stay right here.
Yeah, this is a bad idea.We should go.
No.I'm the one that introduced him to her.I've got to say something.
Wow...
You're engaged to my friend.
Hey, Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running,as long as I park in the right garage.
I can't believe you're engaged to my friend.
Oh, here she comes.
Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick can't hear you.
Hi, oh, hi.Nice to see you.
我能和你談?wù)劺軉?/div>
She says, "Sure, what about him""
她說 當(dāng)然 他怎么了
Okay, um, gosh, how do I start?
好吧 哎 我該怎么說呢
Um, see, Raj is kind of naive.
那個 拉杰其實蠻天真的
I mean, he hasn't dated a whole lot of women.
我是說 他沒怎么和女人約會過
And I'm concerned that, without meaning to,
而我只是有點擔(dān)心 沒別的意思
you might be taking advantage of him.
你會不會可能在利用他
You know, by letting him buy you a bunch of expensive things.And I I...Howard, focus.
比如 讓他給你買了很多奢侈品 而我...霍華德 專心點
Tell her what I'm saying.
告訴她我說了什么
Right.Are you a gold digger or not?
好 你是拜金女在找冤大頭嗎
Oh, uh, something, something,who the something do you think you are? Mind your own something business and go something yourself.
你他媽以為你是誰 我的事關(guān)你屁事 滾你妹的 (此處省略不禮貌用語 something=fucking)
Wait, I got this now.
好吧 我總算懂了
I'm so mad at you!
我非常生你的氣
Okay, wait...
好吧 等等
How dare you ambush my girlfriend at the gym!
你怎么敢在健身房偷襲我女朋友
We didn't mean for it to be an ambush.Just, it's kind of impossible not to sneak up on deaf people.
我們不是想偷襲她的 只是對聾子 想不偷襲都不可能
And hey, since when are you so chatty?
你什么時候這么健談了
I'm hammered.
我醉了
Raj, come here.This girl is trouble.I mean, what kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts and she gives you sex?
拉杰 進來說話 她是個大麻煩 你們這算哪門子關(guān)系 你送禮物給她 她用性愛做回禮
The best one I ever had!
那是我收過最好的回禮
Okay, come on.You know you can do better.
好吧 拜托 你知道的 你還有更好選擇
Ah-huh, I see what's going on here.
我知道怎么回事了
You and I had our crazy night together,and now you can't stand to see me with another woman.
你我共度了瘋狂一夜 現(xiàn)在你受不了我和別的女人在一起了
Wo wo wo wo
喔……
I can't get mad at your feelings.
我不會因為你吃醋而生氣的
I don't have feelings.
我才沒有吃醋呢
Yeah, that's good.Keep telling yourself that.
是啊 很好 繼續(xù)自欺欺人吧
He is cuter now that I know he's rich.
自從知道他是有錢人 他可愛多了
I have a surprise for you.
我有個驚喜送給你
Cover your eyes.
遮住眼睛
Open them.
把手放下來
It's a real ruby.It was a little expensive,but no one can put a price on love.
是天然紅寶石的 有點貴 不過真愛是無價的
Although, the people at Cartier took a pretty good shot at it.
雖然卡地亞公司讓真愛變得好昂貴 (卡地亞:著名奢侈珠寶品牌)
Oh, Mummy, Daddy. What a nice surprise.
媽媽 爸爸 真是意外之喜
No, it's not a nice surprise, it's a bad surprise.
不 不是意外之喜 是意外之怒
Penny called us.
佩妮打電話給我們了
Penny?
佩妮
She told us you're spending all our money on your new girlfriend.
她告訴我們 你把我們的錢 都揮霍在新女友身上了
I just got her a couple of things.She gives me things, too.
我只送了她幾件東西 她也有回禮呀
Yeah, yeah, I'm a gynecologist.I know exactly what she gives you.
是 我是婦科醫(yī)生 非常清楚她回的什么禮給你
You need to find a nice Indian girl from a good family.
你得找個門當(dāng)戶對的印度姑娘
If you keep seeing this woman, you're cut off.
你要是繼續(xù)跟她好 就拿不到我們的錢
What? You're going to make me choose between the woman I love and the money I... have very strong feelings for?
什么 你們讓我在深愛的女人 和強烈吸引我的金錢之間做抉擇
It's up to you.
你自己決定吧
Well, I choose love.
好吧 我選愛情
You're an idiot.Love doesn't last.
你個笨蛋 愛情好比曇花一現(xiàn)
Well, he's going to find out eventually.Think about it.
他最終會發(fā)現(xiàn)的 好好想想吧
My parents are making me choose between money and you.I choose you.
我父母讓我在錢和你之間作選擇 我選了你
No, I think we'll have to return the car.And that necklace, yeah, that, too.But none of those things matter,because we have something better.We have love.
不 那車得退回去 那項鏈 也得退 但那些都不重要 因為我們有更好的 我們有愛
Oh, Penny, I hurt so bad.
佩妮 我心都碎了
I know, I know.
我知道 我知道
Sometimes I put the TV on mute just to pretend she's still with me.
有時候我會把電視靜音 就為了假裝她還和我在一起
But I can't watch the closed captioning without crying.
但我一看那隱藏字幕 就忍不住哭
Oh, I'm so sorry.I wish I could make you feel better.
我真為你痛心 真希望能讓你心情好點
Seriously? I'm heartbroken and you're hitting on me?
什么人啊 我心都碎了 你還要勾引我
What?! No!
什么 不是的
Look, Penny, you're great,but I had a long talk with my parents,and they said if I date an Indian girl,I get a Maserati.
佩妮 你是個好人(著名的好人卡)但我跟父母長談了一番 他們說只要我跟印度女孩約會 就送我輛瑪莎拉蒂
Oh, cheesecake,you're just as good as a woman,even though I can't have sex with you.
奶油蛋糕 你跟女人一樣美味 即便我不能跟你上床
Try throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds. Should I use the rest room or wait until we get home? Come on, papa needs to void his bladder.
我該現(xiàn)在上廁所呢 還是等回家再上 小乖乖 爸爸需要排空膀胱
Oh, that's not what you want to see after three buttermilks.
喝了三杯酸奶之后 可不想看到這結(jié)果
Here you go, boys.I'll pick it up when you're ready.
賬單來了 各位 把錢準(zhǔn)備好了 我再過來
Thanks for dinner, buddy.
謝謝請客 兄弟
Yeah, real big of you.
是啊 你真是大方
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
快點 快點 快點
Oh, and don't cheap out on the tip.We all know you're loaded now.
小費可不準(zhǔn)少給了啊 我們都知道你是闊少
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