生活大爆炸 第五季:第10集 Amy上位成Sheldon正牌女友(上)
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It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
說來真奇怪 人們總是來漫畫書店買書 而不是直接從網(wǎng)上下載電子版的
It's probably for the best.
這樣可能更好
For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here
對于很多宅男來說 這里是每周出門的唯一理由
is the only chance their mom has to go down
他們媽媽也好抓緊自己兒子唯一挪窩的時(shí)間
to the basement and change their sheets.
沖進(jìn)房間換上干凈的床單
Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay.
這倒提醒我 我今晚有干凈的新床單睡了
Well? What do you think of New Comic Book Night? Magic, huh?
怎么樣 感覺新漫畫書之夜如何 很神奇吧
Sheldon, I'm disappointed.
謝爾頓 我其實(shí)很失望
As a brilliant man,you're entitled to a vice.
作為一個(gè)天才 你也算數(shù)一數(shù)二的人物
I could understand frequenting an opium den or hunting your fellow man for sport.
我能理解你經(jīng)常逛鴉片窯 或是為了好玩去獵殺你的同伴
But this? Lame o.
但是看漫畫 遜咖
Well, A) Comic books employ storytelling through sequential art,an medium that dates back 17,000 years to the cave paintings of Lascaux,
首先 漫畫書通過連環(huán)畫來講述故事 這種方式可追溯到一萬七千年前 拉斯科洞穴壁畫時(shí)代
and B) You play the harp. Like that's cool.
其次 你還玩豎琴呢 你以為那很酷嗎
Can I help you find anything?
要我?guī)湍阏衣媶?/div>
A comic that depicts a woman whose bosom can't be used as a flotation device.
有沒有描述一個(gè)女人的乳房 不能用來當(dāng)救生裝置的漫畫
Sorry. Most of the guys who come in here like big boobs.
抱歉 來這里的男生 大部分都喜歡大咪咪
Couple of them have big boobs.
有幾個(gè)自己的咪咪也挺大的
The new Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack is out.
卡亞戰(zhàn)神出了新的擴(kuò)展包
A new one? Unbelievable.
又出新的 有沒有搞錯(cuò)
They just keep making up more cheesy monsters,slapping them on cards and selling them at 25 bucks a pop.
這幫人老是瞎掰一些新的怪物 把它們印到卡上 一包賣25塊錢
It's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid.
這是在暗中讓沒女人的宅男多掏一份稅錢
They're not even trying.Remember the Satanimals pack with the Hellephant?
他們真是太不給力了 還記得那個(gè)有地獄大象的邪惡撒旦包嗎
Why, absurd.What was he, a bad elephant who died and went to hell?
太扯淡了 他算個(gè)啥 死了以后下地獄的邪惡大象嗎
What could an elephant possibly do
一頭大象能干出啥壞事
that would cause him eternal damnation?
死了以后還要被打下地獄
Wild West and Witches? What kind of loser cares about a showdown between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North?
狂野西部女巫 有哪個(gè)白癡會(huì)關(guān)心 比利小子和北方白袍巫師的決戰(zhàn)
A total loser.Obviously, a guy with a six shooter beats an old man with a magic wand.
只有窩囊廢才關(guān)心 不就是一個(gè)手持六發(fā)左輪手槍的小子 打敗了一個(gè)手持魔杖的老人嘛
Well, h hold on.
等等
Uh, what if the wizard casts a Helmet of Confusion spell on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat?
要是那個(gè)巫師 在比利小子的牛仔帽上下了困惑頭盔咒呢
What? Please! This is Billy the Kid we're talking about.
什么 拜托 我們說的可是比利小子
I mean, the wizard would get shot between the eyes before he could ever get out the words, What the hell is Billy the Kid doing in the mystic realm of Ka'a?
巫師還沒來得及說話呢 就已經(jīng)被爆頭了 比利小子究竟去卡亞秘境干嘛
Leonard...
萊納德
What's the deal with Sheldon's friend Amy?
謝爾頓和他朋友艾米是啥關(guān)系
Are they a couple?
他們是一對嗎
Couple of weirdos. Why?
一對怪人倒是真的 怎么了
You interested in Amy?
你對艾米感興趣嗎
Well, I mean, she didn't look through me with soul sucking, ball shriveling hatred and contempt.
我只是覺得她看我的時(shí)候 不會(huì)覺得我靈魂惡心 膽小如鼠 也不會(huì)一臉厭惡和鄙夷
I like that in a woman.
我喜歡這種女人
Could you run it by Sheldon if I could ask her out?
能否幫我問問謝爾頓 我能不能約她出去玩
Sure. I guess.
當(dāng)然可以
Stuart, settle an argument for us.Who would win,
斯圖爾特 幫我們解決下爭議 誰會(huì)贏
Billy the Kid or the White Wizard?
比利小子還是白袍巫師
If I tell you that,I'm robbing you of the hours of fun you could have for the magical, rootin' tootin' low price of $24.95.
我要是告訴你們 我就剝奪了你們玩這個(gè)游戲的快樂 現(xiàn)在超低價(jià) 只賣24塊9毛5哦
I'll take one.
我要一個(gè)
Mm... make it two.
那 要兩個(gè)吧
I hate all of you and myself. Three.
我恨你們和我自己 要三個(gè)
I'll ring it up.
我去下單
Like shooting nerds in a barrel.
甕中捉鱉 易如反掌
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
我們的宇宙進(jìn)入了極熱的高濃度狀態(tài)，后來，140億年前它開始擴(kuò)張。等等……
The Earth began to cool,the autotrophs began to drool,neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids),
地球開始冷卻，自養(yǎng)生物開始繁殖,穴居人學(xué)會(huì)使用工具，我們開始建墻（我們還建了金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!bang!
數(shù)學(xué)、科學(xué)、歷史解開了宇宙之謎。這一切從宇宙大爆炸開始。
Hey, can I talk to you about something?
我能跟你談件事嗎
It's a little awkward.
有點(diǎn)難開口
I know what this is about.
我知道你要說什么
Given the professional standstill you're at,you're wondering if this is the appropriate time to abandon your research and focus on teaching.
鑒于你事業(yè)上的停滯不前 你現(xiàn)在肯定想知道是否應(yīng)該 放棄科研 專攻教育事業(yè)
Yes.
應(yīng)該
And if I may suggest,consider changing disciplines.Yeah, to the humanities perhaps history.
而且我建議你 考慮教別的學(xué)科 比如人文學(xué)科 就像歷史
One of the advantages of teaching history is that you don't have to create things.You know,
教歷史的一個(gè)好處在于 你不用搞創(chuàng)造發(fā)明
you just have to remember stuff that happened and then parrot it back.
你只要記住歷史上發(fā)生過的事 然后鸚鵡學(xué)舌般復(fù)述就行
You could have fun with that.
你會(huì)覺得很開心的
Yeah, that's not it.
我要說的不是這個(gè)
Stuart's kind of interested in Amy.
斯圖爾特對艾米感興趣
Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting.
這當(dāng)然啦 她是非常有趣的人
Did you know, when she was 14,she severed the webbing between her own toes?
你知道嗎 她14歲的時(shí)候 自己把腳趾間連著的皮割開了
No.
不是這個(gè)意思
He wanted me to find out
他叫我問問
if you'd have a problem with him asking her out.
你介不介意他約艾米出去玩
I'm not sure how to respond, Leonard.
我不確定該怎么回答 萊納德
I don't own Amy.
艾米又不是我的人
Can't own a person.
我也不能擁有某個(gè)人
At least not since...
至少從什么時(shí)候開始不能呢
1863
1863年
President Lincoln freed the...
因?yàn)榱挚峡偨y(tǒng)解放了什么呢
Slaves! Come on, Leonard,if you're going to teach history,these are the kind of facts you'll have to know.
黑奴 拜托 萊納德 如果你要去教歷史 你就該知道這些歷史事件
You know what? Never mind.
好吧 當(dāng)我沒說
I'm going to tell him it's okay to ask her out.
我就讓他放心大膽地去約艾米吧
The question is moot.There is no way that Stuart,an impoverished peddler of picture books,would be at all appealing to Amy Farrah Fowler,
這問題毫無意義 斯圖爾特這么一個(gè) 窮不啦嘰的漫畫店老板 對艾米·菲拉·福勒毫無吸引力可言
a noted neurobiologist capable of performing surgery on her own feet with nothing but nitrous oxide from cans of whipped cream as anesthesia.
她可是著名神經(jīng)生理學(xué)家 只用罐子里的鮮奶油做出的 一氧化二氮當(dāng)麻醉劑(一氧化二氮有輕微麻醉作用 并致人發(fā)笑)就能給自己的腳動(dòng)手術(shù)
All right, but for the record,I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it.
好吧 不過強(qiáng)調(diào)一下 我可是特意征詢過你對此事的感受
Fine. The record shall so reflect.
知道了 我已經(jīng)如實(shí)回答了
Now, getting back to the problem at hand,what to do with a washed up experimental physicist...
現(xiàn)在我們回到要緊的問題上 失敗的實(shí)驗(yàn)物理學(xué)家應(yīng)該怎么辦...
I am not washed up.
我沒有失敗
Oh, Leonard.
萊納德
Lots of people love you and want to help you,but they can't until you admit the problem.
有很多人關(guān)心你 想幫助你 但除非你正視自己的問題 否則都是徒勞
Well, ladies, we killed the bottle.
姑娘們 我們喝完了一瓶
I had half a glass.
我只喝了半杯
I didn't have any.
我一點(diǎn)都沒喝上
Okay, don't judge me.
好吧 別怪我
So, what do you want to do go to the movies, go dancing, lay down for a little bit?
你們想玩什么 看電影 去跳舞 還是去躺一會(huì)
Or we play... Travel Twister.
或者我們可以玩扭扭樂
Amy, really? Twister?
真的嗎 艾米 扭扭樂
Excuse me. I've passed many an enjoyable evening playing this game.
拜托 扭扭樂伴我度過了無數(shù)個(gè)美好的夜晚
And I'm sure it's a lot more exciting when you play with other people.
而且我覺得和別人一起玩 肯定更有趣
What do you say, bestie? We can do shirts and skins.I'm shirts. Called it.
怎么樣 閨蜜 我們分成穿衣隊(duì)和不穿衣隊(duì) 我是穿衣隊(duì) 不好意思先挑咯
I'm too small for Twister.And roller coasters.
我太嬌小了 不能玩扭扭樂 過山車也不行
And sitting with my feet on the floor.
坐著的時(shí)候腳也夠不到地上
Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.
都怪你懷孕的時(shí)候抽煙 媽媽
Hey, you know, my mom smoked pot when she was pregnant with me,and I turned out just fine.
我媽媽懷孕的時(shí)候也抽煙 但我身心發(fā)育完好
Hey, look, I have peach schnapps.Thank God.
瞧 還有蜜桃酒呢 謝天謝地
Guys, something happened.
姑娘們 出事了
What's wrong?
怎么了
I think a boy likes me.
我覺得有個(gè)男生喜歡我
Hi. It's Stuart.We met at the comic book store.I was wondering if you'd like to get coffee sometime.
你好 我是斯圖爾特 我們在漫畫店里見過 不知道我能不能約你出來喝杯咖啡
It's okay if you say no.It might be the kick in the pants I need to start taking Zoloft.Amy, little vixen.Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.
艾米 你個(gè)小狐貍精 衣服穿這么多 還擋不住你的騷氣呀
What are you going to do?Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
你要怎么辦 他不知道你有男朋友了嗎
Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend;she has a Sheldon.
她有的不是男朋友 是謝爾頓
So do you like Stuart?
你喜歡斯圖爾特嗎
I don't know.He's nice.He's funny.He has the sallow, drawn countenance associated with an overactive thyroid gland. That's kind of hot.
我不知道 他人不錯(cuò) 挺風(fēng)趣 就是有些面黃肌瘦 還有活躍得不太正常的甲狀腺 那還挺性感的
Okay, look, sweetie, we all love Sheldon,but you've been with him over a year now.
好吧 親愛的 我們都喜歡謝爾頓 但你和他一起都一年多了
If it's not going anywhere,what does it hurt to look around?
如果沒有新進(jìn)展 何不發(fā)展新戀情呢
Well, yeah, I guess they're not engaged like me and Howie.
就是 他們也沒訂婚 不像我和華仔
Yeah, for what it's worth,engaged people can look around, too.Lot of options out there.
好吧 不管怎樣 就算訂了婚也可以反悔的 外面的世界很精彩哦
Where's Stuart?
斯圖爾特呢
Out.
出去了
Who are you?
你是誰
I'm Dale.He left me in charge.
戴爾 他讓我看店
Really?
真的嗎
Yeah.I don't get it, either.
是的 我也搞不懂
I want to return this Wild West and Witches Ka'a expansion pack.
我想退掉這個(gè) 荒野西部與卡亞女巫的擴(kuò)展包
Sorry. I don't do returns.They're hard.
抱歉 我不處理退貨 太難了
Sure, sure.
當(dāng)然
Uh, when will Stuart be back?
斯圖爾特什么時(shí)候回來
I don't know. He went out for coffee.With a girl.
我不知道 他出去喝咖啡了 和個(gè)女孩一起喲
Oh, I guess I was wrong.
我想我錯(cuò)了
You okay?
你還好吧
Am I okay?
我還好吧
Leonard, I'm on a lifelong trajectory that includes a Nobel Prize and cities named after me, all four wisdom teeth fit comfortably in my mouth without need of extraction,and my bowel movements run like a German train schedule.
萊納德 我這輩子遲早會(huì)拿諾貝爾獎(jiǎng) 有座城市還要以我的名字命名 我的四顆智齒 在我嘴里安穩(wěn)地長著 完全不用拔掉 我的腸道活動(dòng)就像德國火車一樣規(guī)律
Am I okay?
你說我還好嗎
I'm okay, too!
那我也很好
