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0:00:03.30,	Uh, One dumpling left. Who wants it?
	呃還剩一個(gè)餃子誰(shuí)要
0:00:06.77,	Maybe you should offer it to the pregnant lady.
	也許你應(yīng)該讓給懷孕的女士
0:00:09.87,	And that would be...
	所以要留給誰(shuí)
0:00:14.31,	Me, Sheldon.
	我謝爾頓
0:00:15.81,	I'm obviously pregnant.
	顯然我是孕婦
0:00:16.95,	Well, you never said it to my face.
	你可從來(lái)沒有當(dāng)我面說(shuō)過(guò)
0:00:19.08,	And the last time I assumed a woman was pregnant,
	而且上次我以為某個(gè)女人懷孕了
0:00:20.98,	it did not go over well.
	結(jié)果慘不忍睹
0:00:23.02,	Yeah, I'm still mad at you.
	是的我現(xiàn)在還生你氣
0:00:25.82,	You were drinking water instead of wine.
	你那時(shí)在喝白水而不是酒
0:00:28.32,	What was I supposed to think?
	那我應(yīng)該怎么想
0:00:29.66,	Sheldon's right.
	謝爾頓是對(duì)的
0:00:31.59,	I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant,
	我就從來(lái)不問女人她是否懷孕了
0:00:33.80,	unless she tells me or I see a human being
	除非她告訴我了或者我看到一個(gè)人類
0:00:36.83,	wiggling out of her.
	從她子宮里蠕動(dòng)出來(lái)
0:00:40.34,	Well, Sheldon, I'm pregnant.
	好吧謝爾頓我懷孕了
0:00:42.00,	Congratulations. How far along are you?
	恭喜你多久了
0:00:44.51,	About three months.
	大概三個(gè)月了
0:00:45.67,	Only three?
	只有三個(gè)月嗎
0:00:48.91,	Good gravy, how many babies are in there?
	好家伙里面有多少個(gè)小孩兒
0:00:53.28,	Okay, let's talk about something
	好了我們還是談些
0:00:54.72,	that won't infuriate my pregnant wife.
	不會(huì)激怒我有孕在身的老婆的事兒吧
0:00:58.49,	I read an interesting fact about elephants.
	我看到過(guò)一個(gè)關(guān)于大象的有趣故事
0:01:00.52,	Try again.
	再換個(gè)話題
0:01:03.59,	Oh, I've got something.
	噢我來(lái)說(shuō)好了
0:01:04.79,	I'm being interviewed on public radio this Friday.
	我被邀請(qǐng)這周五去公共廣播電臺(tái)接受采訪
0:01:07.30,	Oh, cool. How come?
	棒為什么啊
0:01:08.46,	Uh, the university is trying to get more funding
	呃學(xué)校想要為物理系多爭(zhēng)取些
0:01:10.23,	for the physics department,
	資金支持
0:01:11.30,	so they want me to go out and talk it up.
	所以他們讓我出面宣傳宣傳
0:01:12.93,	Really? You?
	真的嗎讓你去
0:01:17.87,	Well, they picked the right person for the job.
	好吧他們選對(duì)了人
0:01:21.24,	Thank you.
	謝謝你
0:01:22.34,	I think he bought it.
	他竟然相信了
0:01:26.02,	Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
	宇宙最初并不大高溫高密亂如麻
0:01:26.05,

0:01:27.84,

0:01:29.30,	Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.
	一百四十億年前突如其來(lái)大爆炸等一下
0:01:33.30,	The Earth began to cool,
	地球開始降溫啦
0:01:34.65,	The autotrophs began to drool,
	自養(yǎng)生物霸天下
0:01:36.07,	Neanderthals developed tools,
	穴居人民有文化
0:01:37.66,	We built a wall, we built the pyramids,
	我們建造古長(zhǎng)城我們建造金字塔
0:01:39.53,	Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
	數(shù)學(xué)科學(xué)和歷史揭開神秘的面紗
0:01:42.79,	That all started with the big bang!
	世間之萬(wàn)物源于大爆炸
0:01:44.29,	生活大爆炸
	第十一季第二集
0:01:45.75,

0:01:49.39,

0:01:55.12,	Hi, I'm Ira Flatow, and this is Science Friday.
	嗨我是艾瑞·弗雷托這里是科學(xué)星期五
0:01:57.95,	Joining me today
	今天和我一起的
0:01:59.25,	is my guest physicist, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,
	是我邀請(qǐng)的嘉賓物理學(xué)家萊納德·霍夫斯塔德博士
0:02:00.89,	to talk about
	來(lái)談?wù)?/td>
0:02:02.49,	all of the exciting research they're doing at Cal Tech.
	他們?cè)诩又堇砉?nbsp;做得所有有趣的研究
0:02:05.56,	Thank you for having me. Whoa...
	謝謝你的邀請(qǐng) 哇
0:02:08.03,	Could never get used to hearing myself in headphones.
	一直習(xí)慣不了耳麥里自己的聲音
0:02:10.26,	Is that really how I sound?
	我聲音真的是那樣的嗎
0:02:11.50,	It is. It is.
	是的確實(shí)
0:02:14.03,	That is good to know.
	很高興知道這件事
0:02:17.10,	I told him his voice was annoying.
	我告訴過(guò)他他的聲音很難聽
0:02:19.04,	He didn't want to listen.
	他不聽
0:02:21.11,	Hey...
	嘿
0:02:22.24,	You're saying it's not?
	你的意思不是嗎
0:02:23.98,	Just... hey.
	我就是嘿了一下
0:02:26.75,	So, it has been five years
	那么從希格斯玻色子的發(fā)現(xiàn)
0:02:29.22,	since the discovery of the Higgs boson--
	到現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)五年了
0:02:31.22,	what's the next big thing gonna be?
	下一個(gè)大發(fā)現(xiàn)會(huì)是什么呢
0:02:33.55,	Wow, that's hard to say.
	哇這很難說(shuō)
0:02:35.02,	There's so much going on.
	研究有很多在進(jìn)行呢
0:02:36.22,	We've been collecting tons of data
	我們一直在收集大堆的數(shù)據(jù)
0:02:37.93,	that could revolutionize the way we understand the universe.
	那些可能會(huì)徹底變革我們理解宇宙的方式的數(shù)據(jù)
0:02:40.79,	For instance, there's a particle called a squark,
	比如可以證明超對(duì)稱理論的
0:02:43.40,	which could prove supersymmetry.
	叫超夸克的粒子
0:02:45.37,	That is interesting. Have you found it?
	有趣你們找到了嗎
0:02:47.20,	- What, the squark? - Yes.
	-什么超夸克嗎 -是的
0:02:48.67,	No, no.
	并沒有
0:02:51.41,	Wouldn't that be exciting?
	聽著是不是很激動(dòng)
0:02:53.84,	But we're also looking for the selectron,
	但是我們也在尋找超電子
0:02:56.08,	the gluino and the neutralino.
	超膠子和超中性子
0:02:57.51,	- Well, and have you found that? - No.
	那你們找到了嗎-并沒有
0:03:00.41,	Another fun sidenote--
	還有一個(gè)有趣的小事情
0:03:02.08,	I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino,
	我回到高中找到了一個(gè)叫“特麗薩·超膠子”的女孩兒
0:03:05.22,	but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her.
	但是找她不需要花二十億美元
0:03:07.92,	She was smoking behind the gym.
	她就在健身房后面抽煙
0:03:12.03,	So, what have you found?
	那么你們有什么發(fā)現(xiàn)嗎
0:03:13.66,	Uh, nothing, actually.
	呃實(shí)際上啥都沒有
0:03:15.00,	Should he be saying that?
	他難道應(yīng)該那么說(shuō)嗎
0:03:16.60,	Uh, probably not.
	呃不應(yīng)該吧
0:03:18.73,	Yeah, this is public radio.
	是啊這可是公共廣播
0:03:20.30,	Doesn't he realize that dozens of people might hear him?
	他難道沒意識(shí)到一堆人都可能聽到他的話嗎
0:03:25.01,	But I remain confident.
	但是我仍然有信心
0:03:27.01,	We've got the best equipment and the best minds
	我們有最好的設(shè)備和最棒的頭腦
0:03:29.38,	all working on it.
	所有都在為此努力
0:03:30.68,	Okay, sounds like he's back on track.
	聽起來(lái)他回到正軌了
0:03:32.71,	Although, some days
	盡管有時(shí)候
0:03:34.08,	I'm, like, ugh...
	我會(huì)覺得啊
0:03:35.42,	we've spent so much money.
	我們已經(jīng)花了太多錢了
0:03:37.05,	Why haven't we found anything? What are we doing?
	為什么我們還沒找到點(diǎn)東西呢我們正在干啥呢
0:03:43.39,	Oh, boy.
	哦好吧
0:03:49.00,	There's Leonard.
	萊納德來(lái)了
0:03:50.83,	I'll bet he's having a rough day.
	我打賭他今天會(huì)很慘
0:03:53.23,	Let's just try to be supportive.
	我們一起支持他吧
0:03:54.57,	Supportive?
	支持
0:03:55.94,	He publicly maligned the love of my life,
	他公開污蔑了我的一生所愛
0:03:58.01,	Lady Physics.
	娘娘腔物理學(xué)家
0:04:00.31,	You might not want to mention that to Lady Fiancé.
	在娘娘腔未婚夫面前還是不要提這茬了
0:04:03.78,	Hey, guys.
	嘿朋友們
0:04:05.71,	Hey, how's it going?
	嘿怎么樣
0:04:10.02,	What? You got something to say?
	什么你想說(shuō)什么
0:04:12.55,	I think I just said it.
	我才說(shuō)完
0:04:15.89,	P-f-f.
	潑誒
0:04:18.73,	Pff!
	呸
0:04:23.00,	Look, I-I was just speaking the truth.
	聽著我只是說(shuō)了事實(shí)
0:04:25.13,	We're scientists-- isn't that what we're supposed to do?
	我們是科學(xué)家難道我們不應(yīng)該按事實(shí)說(shuō)話嗎
0:04:27.70,	Oh, what would you know about the truth?
	噢你知道什么事實(shí)呢
0:04:29.14,	You thought Phantom Menace was "Not half bad."
	你覺得《星戰(zhàn)前傳1》“還不錯(cuò)”
0:04:33.67,	I told you that in confidence!
	這我是私下跟你說(shuō)的
0:04:35.98,	Okay, calm down. Everybody just cool it.
	好啦冷靜點(diǎn) 所有人都冷靜
0:04:40.08,	No, let 'em go. If we get lucky,
	不讓他們吵啊如果我們幸運(yùn)
0:04:41.21,	maybe one of them will start crying.
	可能會(huì)看到他們其中一個(gè)哭
0:04:43.22,	Uh, can we just drop this and have lunch like adults?
	呃我們能放下這事像成年人一樣吃飯嗎
0:04:47.22,	Fine.-Very well.
	好-好吧
0:04:51.43,	Leonard?-What?
	萊納德-怎么了
0:04:52.79,	Pff!
	呸
0:04:57.86,	You ready for lunch?
	去吃午飯嗎
0:04:59.30,	Oh, one second.
	哦等一下
0:05:01.23,	Ooh, someone's got a lot of fancy new lab equipment.
	喔哦某人有了新的實(shí)驗(yàn)室設(shè)備喔
0:05:04.17,	I know. The university has been throwing money at my study.
	是的學(xué)校給我的研究投錢了
0:05:07.57,	With any luck, there'll be a brain disease
	運(yùn)氣好的話會(huì)有一個(gè)腦部疾病
0:05:09.21,	with my name on it.
	以我命名
0:05:10.61,	Fingers crossed.
	為你祈禱
0:05:12.61,	Which is ironic, because if you had Fowler's palsy,
	具有諷刺意味的是你有福勒麻痹癥
0:05:15.68,	you wouldn't be able to cross your fingers.
	你都沒法交叉雙指為我祈禱
0:05:19.59,	I'm surprised Sheldon's not up here playing
	我挺驚訝謝爾頓竟然沒來(lái)
0:05:21.29,	with all your new toys.
	擺弄你的新玩具
0:05:22.66,	Actually, I haven't told him about it.
	實(shí)際上我還沒告訴他這件事
0:05:24.56,	We've been getting so much more funding than physics,
	我們得到的資金支持比物理那邊的多得多
0:05:26.76,	he's been a little sensitive.
	他有些敏感的
0:05:28.26,	So you're just gonna hide your success from him?
	那你就這樣不告訴他你的成果了嗎
0:05:30.83,	I know.
	我知道
0:05:32.17,	- Am I terrible? - No.
	我這樣很不好吧-不
0:05:34.43,	I do that, too.
	我也是這么做的
0:05:37.47,	How he thought my company retreat was in Boise?
	他以為我公司組織的出游在博伊西
0:05:40.21,	It was in Tahiti.
	其實(shí)在塔希提島
0:05:43.28,	That's such a relief.
	那就好
0:05:44.98,	I mean, part of me was worried I was being unfair to Sheldon.
	我的意思我有點(diǎn)兒擔(dān)心這樣對(duì)謝爾頓來(lái)說(shuō)不公平
0:05:47.51,	Take that part of yourself and hide it away.
	把你的那點(diǎn)兒擔(dān)心收回去吧
0:05:49.82,	Just like I did with last year's bonus check
	就像我去年說(shuō)到獎(jiǎng)金的時(shí)候
0:05:51.82,	that I "Didn't get."
	只說(shuō)了 “沒有”
0:05:58.36,	Ms. Davis, you wanted to see me?
	戴維斯女士你要見我嗎
0:05:59.89,	Yes, Dr. Hofstadter, come on in.
	是的霍夫斯塔德博士進(jìn)來(lái)吧
0:06:02.36,	Should I sit or stand?
	我坐著還是站著
0:06:04.53,	I'm not used to being called into the dean's office.
	我不太習(xí)慣被叫來(lái)院長(zhǎng)室
0:06:06.67,	Please, sit.
	請(qǐng)坐
0:06:08.27,	I have to say I'm a little nervous.
	不得不說(shuō) 我有點(diǎn)兒緊張
0:06:10.94,	You should be.
	那是應(yīng)該的
0:06:14.34,	Look, I know I screwed up,
	我知道我把事情搞砸了
0:06:15.71,	but it was only one interview.
	但是那只是一個(gè)采訪
0:06:17.74,	How much damage could it have caused?
	能造成多大的影響呢
0:06:19.81,	Would you like for me to read you the e-mails
	你想讓我念郵件給你聽嗎
0:06:21.92,	from donors asking why are they giving us money
	捐贈(zèng)者們?cè)趩枮槭裁次锢硎菞l死路的時(shí)候
0:06:24.58,	if physics is a dead end?
	還要往里面投錢
0:06:26.15,	I didn't say it was a dead end.
	我沒說(shuō)那是條死路啊
0:06:28.19,	I just said that I was worried it might be.
	我只是說(shuō) 我擔(dān)心可能是
0:06:30.09,	So if I just said I was worried
	那如果我說(shuō) 我擔(dān)心
0:06:32.76,	you might not have a job next week,
	你下周可能就沒工作了
0:06:34.56,	how would you feel?
	你什么感覺
0:06:38.13,	Light-headed, and glad you asked me to sit down.
	我會(huì)頭暈?zāi)垦?nbsp;心想多虧你讓我坐下了
0:06:40.97,	Okay, just tell me what I can do.
	好吧請(qǐng)告訴我該怎么做
0:06:43.47,	I'm gonna need you to make a statement
	我需要你做一個(gè)正式聲明
0:06:45.21,	saying that you misspoke, and that you're confident
	宣布你說(shuō)錯(cuò)了并且你很有信心
0:06:47.84,	the physics community is close to a major breakthrough.
	物理學(xué)界很快就能取得重大突破
0:06:50.71,	You want me to lie.
	你要我說(shuō)謊嗎
0:06:52.85,	Look, Dr. Hofstadter, I'm counting on you.
	字幕聽著霍夫斯塔德博士我就指望你了
0:06:57.35,	I think that you are the smartest physicist
	我認(rèn)為你是這個(gè)大學(xué)里
0:06:59.75,	at this university.
	最聰明的物理學(xué)家
0:07:01.59,	Really?
	真的嗎
0:07:03.22,	See? Lies. They're not that hard.
	看說(shuō)個(gè)謊并不難
0:07:12.03,	Hi.-Hello.
	嗨-哈啰
0:07:15.17,	Huh. Looks like you've been busy.
	哈看起來(lái)你很忙嘛
0:07:17.90,	Oh, I have.
	是的剛忙完
0:07:19.51,	Uh, dark matter, uh, reconciling gravity
	暗物質(zhì) 調(diào)和重力場(chǎng)
0:07:22.41,	and quantum mechanics.
	量子力學(xué)
0:07:23.61,	Supersymmetry.
	超對(duì)稱
0:07:24.95,	I've figured out the biggest problems in physics today.
	我發(fā)現(xiàn)了物理世界的幾個(gè)重大問題
0:07:28.01,	Wow, you solved them all?
	這些問題你都解決啦
0:07:30.22,	No, I just, I figured out that they're the biggest problems.
	沒有啊我只是發(fā)現(xiàn)了這些問題都是最重大的問題
0:07:35.22,	Is this about what Leonard said on the radio?
	這和萊納德在廣播里說(shuō)的有關(guān)嗎
0:07:37.72,	Absolutely not.
	完全沒有
0:07:39.29,	And I do not want to talk about Leonard.
	我才不想提萊納德這貨呢
0:07:41.19,	Can we please just talk about anything else?
	我們能說(shuō)點(diǎn)別的嗎
0:07:43.03,	We could talk about my day.
	我們可以聊聊我的一天
0:07:44.80,	Walked right into that one, didn't I?
	我又掉坑里了
0:07:47.60,	Well, since you sort of asked,
	既然你真心誠(chéng)意地發(fā)問
0:07:50.84,	I actually had a very good day.
	我今天過(guò)得可棒了
0:07:52.24,	Got some new equipment for my lab.
	我為實(shí)驗(yàn)室配了新設(shè)備
0:07:55.88,	Well, congratulations.
	好吧恭喜
0:07:58.04,	I got some new equipment, too.
	我也添置了新設(shè)備
0:08:00.78,	I got these markers.
	我配了這些馬克筆
0:08:04.12,	They smell like fruit.
	有水果的芳香
0:08:05.49,	Which I did not notice
	我買的時(shí)候
0:08:06.45,	when I bought them.
	都沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)
0:08:08.42,	Don't really care for it.
	味道倒不咋地
0:08:12.29,	Here, drink this.
	來(lái)一點(diǎn)
0:08:14.53,	It might help.
	可能有用
0:08:16.43,	What if it doesn't?
	沒用怎么辦
0:08:17.66,	Well, that's why I brought the bottle.
	所以我把整瓶都拿來(lái)了
0:08:21.90,	No one would talk to me in the halls.
	大樓里沒人和我說(shuō)話了
0:08:23.64,	They just glared at me.
	都在白我眼
0:08:25.31,	It's like high school all over again.
	好像高中的生活重現(xiàn)了
0:08:27.57,	Oh, I would totally do high school all over again.
	高中生活重現(xiàn)的話該有多好
0:08:33.28,	But that doesn't help you.
	好吧說(shuō)這些沒用
0:08:37.08,	I got called in to the administration office.
	我今天被叫去領(lǐng)導(dǎo)辦公室了
0:08:40.15,	Ooh, look at my bad boy getting called to the principal.
	噢看看我的壞小孩都被校長(zhǎng)傳喚了
0:08:43.99,	We don't technically have a principal.
	我們其實(shí)并沒有校長(zhǎng)
0:08:45.93,	There's a standing committee that oversees the budget.
	有一個(gè)常務(wù)委員會(huì) 監(jiān)管科研經(jīng)費(fèi)預(yù)算
0:08:48.26,	Ooh, look at my bad boy answering questions
	噢看看我的壞小孩總愛回答那些
0:08:50.56,	nobody asked.
	根本沒人問的問題
0:08:52.40,	Hey, come on, look, you said a few dumb things
	嘿別這樣嘛你只是在廣播里
0:08:54.63,	on the radio-- what is the worst that could happen?
	說(shuō)了一些蠢話最壞能壞到哪里去嘛
0:08:57.04,	I may get fired.
	我可能會(huì)被炒魷魚
0:09:00.17,	Okay, well, even if you did, you could find another job.
	好吧即使被炒了你找工作豈不是輕松
0:09:03.18,	Yeah, who wouldn't want to hire the physicist
	是啊誰(shuí)會(huì)要一個(gè)
0:09:05.81,	who publicly said physics is dead?
	公開宣稱物理已死的物理學(xué)家
0:09:07.98,	Well, I wouldn't put that under "Special skills."
	好吧我可不會(huì)把這一項(xiàng)寫進(jìn)簡(jiǎn)歷里
0:09:12.02,	I can fix it, I just need to write a retraction
	倒是能彌補(bǔ) 我只需寫一份不走心的撤回聲明
0:09:15.16,	I don't believe in-- basically sell out to keep my job.
	出賣我的內(nèi)心來(lái)挽回工作
0:09:18.33,	Great, I'll leave you to it.
	贊我就不打擾你了
0:09:24.33,	Hmm.
	唔
0:09:33.07,	Hmm.
	唔
0:09:40.45,	Oy.
	嗷
0:09:44.25,	Sheldon, it's me.
	謝爾頓是我
0:09:48.56,	What?
	咋了
0:09:50.22,	Look, I know you're mad, but I have to write a statement
	我知道你生氣可我要寫一份聲明
0:09:52.06,	that says the physics community is close to a breakthrough,
	宣稱物理學(xué)界即將迎來(lái)重大突破
0:09:54.49,	and since you actually believe that,
	既然你是真正相信這一點(diǎn)的
0:09:55.90,	I could really use your help.
	應(yīng)該能幫得了我
0:09:57.70,	Sorry, I can't.
	抱歉我也幫不了
0:09:58.97,	Come on, don't be like that.
	拜托啊別這樣
0:10:00.57,	I can't, because I think you were right.
	真的不行因?yàn)槲艺J(rèn)為你是對(duì)的
0:10:03.00,	What?
	啥
0:10:04.57,	Look.
	聽我說(shuō)
0:10:06.27,	Not all science pans out.
	并不是所有科學(xué)理論都能成功
0:10:08.14,	You know, we've been hoping
	你知道的我們幾十年來(lái)
0:10:09.58,	supersymmetry was true for decades,
	一直在指望超對(duì)稱理論是對(duì)
0:10:11.51,	and finally, we built the Large Hadron Collider,
	可結(jié)果呢我們?cè)炝舜笮蛷?qiáng)子對(duì)撞機(jī)
0:10:14.25,	which is supposed to prove it by finding these new particles,
	希望找到這些新粒子來(lái)證明理論的正確性
0:10:16.88,	and it-it hasn't.
	然而并沒有
0:10:18.12,	And maybe supersymmetry,
	也許超對(duì)稱理論
0:10:19.62,	our last big idea, is simply wrong.
	我們最后的重大理論它就是錯(cuò)的
0:10:23.42,	Well, that sounds awful.
	聽上去真是令人喪氣
0:10:26.39,	Now I get why everyone hates me.
	現(xiàn)在我明白為什么大家都恨我了
0:10:29.66,	Well, on the bright side,
	不過(guò)你倒是可以高興一下
0:10:31.10,	after working together for 15 years,
	咱們一起工作十五年
0:10:33.00,	you finally get to hear me say, "You were right."
	你終于聽到我說(shuō)“你是對(duì)的”
0:10:38.17,	Oh, yeah, you did.
	哦對(duì) 你剛這么說(shuō)了
0:10:41.14,	How's it feel?
	感覺怎么樣
0:10:42.18,	Mm, given I might be unemployed,
	基于我可能會(huì)丟飯碗的情況
0:10:43.98,	bittersweet.
	淚中帶著笑
0:10:54.93,	- Read it back to me? - Oh, hang on.
	念給我聽聽-哦等著
0:10:56.97,	Yes, one might question the $20 billion
	“誠(chéng)然我們也許會(huì)質(zhì)疑”
0:11:00.07,	To build and run the Large Hadron Collider,
	“花費(fèi)二百億建立和運(yùn)行大型強(qiáng)子對(duì)撞機(jī)”
0:11:02.14,	but on the other hand..."
	“但從另一個(gè)角度”
0:11:09.14,	Okay. Um...
	好吧嗯
0:11:11.11,	Oh, oh! "On the other hand, contrary to predictions,
	噢噢 “從另一個(gè)角度并沒有出現(xiàn)預(yù)言說(shuō)的情況”
0:11:13.92,	The collider didn't create a small black hole
	“對(duì)撞機(jī)并沒有制造小型黑洞”
0:11:17.55,	That devoured the Earth and life as we know it.
	“吞噬地球和生命”
0:11:19.62,	So, s-- money well spent."
	“因此這錢花得好”
0:11:24.96,	This is depressing.
	太沮喪了
0:11:26.76,	Do you have any alcohol around here?
	你這里有酒嗎
0:11:28.73,	Uh, not surprisingly, when Penny moved out,
	理所當(dāng)然沒有佩妮搬走前
0:11:30.90,	she took every last drop. Um...
	喝光了最后一滴酒
0:11:33.17,	Oh, but I do have several bottles of Romulan ale
	噢我還真有幾瓶羅慕蘭麥酒 [《星際迷航》中的酒]
0:11:36.40,	that I bought at Comic-Con.
	從漫展上買來(lái)的
0:11:39.67,	Isn't that just vodka with blue dye in it?
	不就是伏特加里放點(diǎn)藍(lán)色染料嗎
0:11:43.44,	You-- first, physics, now Romulan ale.
	你這個(gè)人先是物理學(xué) 現(xiàn)在連羅慕蘭麥酒都不放過(guò)
0:11:45.41,	What else would you like to defecate on?
	你還想繼續(xù)丑化什么好東西
0:11:49.25,	Hey. I thought you were coming right back.
	嘿我以為你直接回家了
0:11:50.95,	I was,
	我是要回的
0:11:52.05,	but we're both depressed, and decided
	可現(xiàn)在我們都很沮喪就決定
0:11:53.69,	to drown our sorrows.
	發(fā)泄一下我們的情緒
0:11:56.32,	In mouthwash?
	用漱口水發(fā)泄
0:11:59.66,	Man, that is so summer camp.
	天了嚕夏令營(yíng)重現(xiàn)
0:12:03.23,	I-It's Romulan ale, from Star Trek.
	這是羅慕蘭麥酒星際迷航里的
0:12:06.30,	It was briefly legalized during the alliance
	這是主權(quán)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)期間
0:12:08.17,	between the Romulan Empire and the Federation
	羅慕蘭帝國(guó)和星際聯(lián)邦
0:12:10.17,	at the time of the Dominion War.
	聯(lián)合合法化的酒品
0:12:12.04,	Aw, now I'm depressed.
	嗷現(xiàn)在該我沮喪了
0:12:17.11,	The more I told him about my lab, the pissier he got.
	我對(duì)他越說(shuō)實(shí)驗(yàn)室的事兒他就越來(lái)氣
0:12:19.98,	You know what he said to me?
	你知道他說(shuō)什么嗎
0:12:21.52,	He said, "I hope all your correlations
	他說(shuō) 但愿你的相關(guān)性實(shí)驗(yàn)
0:12:23.28,	turn out to be specious."
	都出不了清晰結(jié)果
0:12:26.79,	He said that to your face?
	他真這么詛咒你啊
0:12:28.96,	What a dick.
	真是個(gè)混賬
0:12:33.59,	You know, you're a successful woman.
	你可是個(gè)成功女性
0:12:35.56,	You should be able to brag about your accomplishments
	你有權(quán)時(shí)不時(shí)地吹噓一下
0:12:37.57,	once in a while.
	你的傲人成績(jī)
0:12:38.70,	Well, so should you.
	你也一樣啊
0:12:40.17,	I mean, the guys are never shy about bragging.
	這些男同胞們可從來(lái)不謙虛
0:12:42.17,	Tell me about it. Howie texts me
	還真別說(shuō) 華仔魔獸世界的寵物狗
0:12:44.14,	every time his dog levels up in Warcraft.
	每次升級(jí)了都發(fā)短信和我吹噓
0:12:47.41,	Has he ever called you
	那他會(huì)打電話和你說(shuō)
0:12:49.38,	to tell you he found three peanuts in one shell?
	他在一個(gè)花生殼里吃出了三?；ㄉ鷨?/td>
0:12:51.55,	Cause Sheldon has.
	謝爾頓會(huì)這么干
0:12:54.32,	We should be able to do that, too.
	我們也應(yīng)該這樣
0:12:56.65,	I guess we can brag to each other.
	也許我們可以互相吹噓
0:12:59.22,	That's a great idea.
	好主意誒
0:13:00.99,	Damn right it is; I came up with it.
	我聰明吧這可是我想出來(lái)的
0:13:06.06,	That felt good.
	吹噓的感覺真不錯(cuò)
0:13:11.20,	You know, there's so much money in pharmaceuticals,
	我們制藥部門簡(jiǎn)直太有錢了
0:13:13.30,	we don't even wash out our test tubes.
	我們甚至從來(lái)不洗試管
0:13:15.47,	We just throw them out and get new ones.
	直接扔掉買新的用
0:13:18.67,	I just got a brand-new, state of the art fMRI machine.
	我們剛買了一臺(tái)全新的最先進(jìn)的功能性磁共振成像儀器
0:13:22.91,	Whoa. Those things are so expensive.
	喔哦那可是相當(dāng)貴的啊
0:13:24.41,	I know.
	是說(shuō)
0:13:25.71,	Sometimes, I just lie down in there and take a nap.
	有時(shí)候我會(huì)躺進(jìn)去睡午覺
0:13:29.05,

0:13:30.85,	It's like a million dollar bunk bed.
	就像一臺(tái)價(jià)值百萬(wàn)美元的雙層床
0:13:34.52,	At the office, I have two assistants.
	在公司里我有兩名助理
0:13:36.96,	I don't even know their names,
	我甚至不知道他們的名字
0:13:38.09,	I just call them Thing One and Thing Two.
	我直接喊他們小甲和小乙
0:13:42.26,	That's great. I-I don't have assistants.
	真好呀我連助理都沒有
0:13:44.33,	Oh. I guess that's one of the benefits
	我想這就是在私營(yíng)企業(yè)
0:13:46.33,	of being in the private sector.
	工作的好處之一吧
0:13:48.24,	That and all the money I make.
	以及我掙的那大把鈔票
0:13:50.40,	Yeah, you've got that.
	是啊你擁有了那些
0:13:53.21,	I've got my integrity.
	我擁有了正義
0:13:54.64,	Hard to say which is better without making you feel bad.
	真不知道怎么說(shuō)能讓你不那么難受
0:14:00.45,	Okay. So you guys are upset
	好了所以你們這么低落
0:14:02.18,	because the collider thing disproved your theories?
	是因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)什么對(duì)撞機(jī)沒能證明你們的理論
0:14:05.35,	I-It's worse than that.
	比那個(gè)還糟糕
0:14:07.02,	It hasn't found anything in years, so we don't know
	多少年了都沒有任何成果我們壓根不知道
0:14:09.16,	if we're right, we don't know if we're wrong.
	我們是不是對(duì)的或者我們是不是錯(cuò)的
0:14:10.69,	We don't know where to go next.
	我們不知道接下來(lái)該怎么做
0:14:12.39,	All I know is it looks like I tongue-kissed Avatar.
	我只知道我看起來(lái)像舌吻了阿凡達(dá)
0:14:17.63,	Come on.
	振作一點(diǎn)
0:14:18.83,	You guys are physicists.
	你們可是物理學(xué)家
0:14:20.37,	Okay? You're always gonna be physicists.
	好嗎你們永遠(yuǎn)都會(huì)是物理學(xué)家
0:14:22.50,	And sure, sometimes, the physics is hard,
	確實(shí) 有些時(shí)候物理很難
0:14:25.21,	but isn't that what makes it boring?
	但正是因?yàn)樗y 它才這么無(wú)聊啊
0:14:30.85,	- Hey. - We're here.
	嗨-我們到了
0:14:32.18,	What's going on?
	怎么了
0:14:33.38,	Okay. As far as I can see, science is dead,
	據(jù)我所知科學(xué)已經(jīng)死了
0:14:35.92,	cause Leonard killed it.
	因?yàn)槿R納德殺了它
0:14:37.22,	And, uh,
	以及
0:14:38.39,	I don't know who the Romulans are,
	我不知道羅慕蘭人是誰(shuí)
0:14:39.82,	but those guys know how to party.
	但他們派對(duì)一定開得很好
0:14:42.19,	So, what do you want us to do?
	所以我們應(yīng)該做什么
0:14:44.09,	I don't know. You're scientists; cheer them up.
	我不知道你們是科學(xué)家給他們鼓鼓勁兒
0:14:45.89,	Cheer them up?
	鼓鼓勁兒
0:14:47.36,	Do you even know what a scientist is?
	你到底知不知道科學(xué)家到底是什么
0:14:50.93,	No, we don't need to be cheered up.
	不用我們不用你們鼓勁兒
0:14:52.83,	It just turns out that physics is exactly like Lost.
	只是事實(shí)證明物理已經(jīng)沒有出路了
0:14:55.64,	Started out great, and turns out just a big old waste of time.
	開始的時(shí)候覺得很美妙但最后只是浪費(fèi)了大把時(shí)間
0:14:59.87,	Boo-hoo. You know what you sound like?
	你知道你們像什么嗎
0:15:02.01,	Babies.
	小孩
0:15:03.14,	Two whiny babies.
	兩個(gè)哭哭啼啼的小孩
0:15:05.35,	And there's nothing worse than being stuck
	世界上再也沒有比和兩個(gè)哭哭啼啼的小孩
0:15:06.55,	with two whiny babies!
	呆在一起更糟糕的事情了
0:15:10.22,	Oh.
	嗷
0:15:24.03,	Oh, my God, I'm gonna have two babies.
	天啊我要有兩個(gè)小孩了
0:15:27.30,	No, no, no, no. Babies are great.
	不不不不不小孩都很棒的
0:15:28.80,	You're lucky to have two babies.
	你很幸運(yùn)
0:15:30.40,	I mean, look at me, uh, I'm all alone.
	我的意思是你看看我我孤身一人
0:15:31.87,	I'm never gonna have babies,
	我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)有小孩了
0:15:33.37,	cause you can't make a baby watching Netflix with your dog.
	因?yàn)槟愫湍愕墓芬黄鹂措娨暿巧怀鲂『⒌?/td>
0:15:42.65,	Thanks for coming.
	感謝你們的到來(lái)
0:15:47.59,	I may not make as much money as you,
	我可能沒你掙得多
0:15:49.46,	but at least I know that I'm actually doing something
	但至少我知道我是實(shí)實(shí)在在的在做事情
0:15:50.99,	that makes people's lives better.
	讓人們的生活變得更好
0:15:52.96,	Hey, my work makes people's lives better.
	我的工作也讓人們的生活變好了啊
0:15:55.73,	Especially if you have moderate to severe eczema
	特別是如果你有嚴(yán)重的濕疹
0:15:58.50,	and don't mind if you lose teeth.
	并且不擔(dān)心你會(huì)掉牙的時(shí)候
0:16:00.97,	You're right.
	你說(shuō)得對(duì)
0:16:03.17,	We both do important work.
	我們的工作都很重要
0:16:05.01,	I'm trying to map the structures of the brain,
	我試圖探索腦子內(nèi)部的結(jié)構(gòu)
0:16:06.87,	and you're trying to convince people
	你試圖說(shuō)服人們
0:16:08.21,	that itchy hair is a real thing.
	頭發(fā)癢不是子虛烏有
0:16:11.45,	It is a real thing.
	本來(lái)就不是
0:16:13.41,	It happens to be a side effect of our cholesterol drug.
	那是我們服用固醇類藥物的副作用
0:16:18.52,	I'm just saying that my research
	我只是說(shuō)我的研究
0:16:20.62,	may actually change the world forever.
	可能會(huì)徹底改變整個(gè)世界
0:16:23.66,	I hope it does.
	我希望這是真的
0:16:25.03,	Cause I'm gonna see that world from a yacht so big,
	因?yàn)榈綍r(shí)候我將坐在一輛
0:16:27.19,	you can land a helicopter on it.
	可以停直升機(jī)的游艇上看著這一切發(fā)生
0:16:35.84,	Physics is all we're cut out for.
	物理是我們唯一的出路
0:16:38.04,	I mean, if we weren't physicists, w-what would we be?
	我的意思是如果我們不是物理學(xué)家我們還能干什么
0:16:41.91,	I don't know. Popular?
	不知道啊當(dāng)個(gè)明星
0:16:44.51,	Mm-hmm.
	呵呵
0:16:46.41,	It's fine. I don't need to be a theoretical physicist.
	沒什么的我不用非得當(dāng)一個(gè)理論物理學(xué)家
0:16:49.55,	There's lots of things I could use this brain for.
	我的腦子能被用來(lái)做很多事情
0:16:52.12,	I could be an accountant for the mob.
	我可以給黑社會(huì)當(dāng)會(huì)計(jì)
0:16:57.22,	I could guess people's weight at the fair.
	我能肉眼看出人們的體重
0:17:01.13,	Okay. This is getting silly.
	好了別再胡說(shuō)八道了
0:17:03.53,	Is it?
	我們?cè)诤f(shuō)八道嗎
0:17:05.00,	180
	一百八
0:17:09.17,	Okay.
	行了
0:17:10.74,	That is enough.
	夠了
0:17:11.91,	Your lives are not wasted.
	你們的生活并沒有失去希望
0:17:13.57,	Your careers are not at a dead end.
	你們的事業(yè)不是沒有出路
0:17:15.78,	You just hit a rough patch.
	你們只是遇到了一個(gè)坎兒
0:17:17.14,	Instead of feeling sorry for yourselves,
	與其在這里自怨自艾
0:17:18.71,	you need to get up and get inspired.
	不如站起來(lái) 尋找一下靈感
0:17:20.45,	How?
	怎么尋找
0:17:21.68,	I don't know. You know, when I'm feeling down,
	我不知道當(dāng)我覺得失落的時(shí)候
0:17:23.25,	I go for a run, which is exactly why I'm not 180 pounds, genius!
	我會(huì)去跑步所以我沒有一百八十磅
0:17:29.46,	I know where we need to go.
	我知道我們應(yīng)該去哪了
0:17:31.39,	Mm. Are we running there? Because watching
	我們跑著去嗎因?yàn)榭?/td>
0:17:32.73,	drunk Sheldon run would be the highlight of my life.
	喝醉的謝爾頓跑步的樣子能讓我笑一輩子
0:17:36.10,	We're going to see
	我們要去看
0:17:37.63,	Richard Feynman.
	理查德·費(fèi)曼
0:17:38.87,	Penny, Richard Feynman is an iconic phys...
	佩妮理查德·費(fèi)曼是一個(gè)著名的物理
0:17:41.60,	I know who he is. Leonard dressed as him
	我知道他是誰(shuí) 萊納德在
0:17:43.40,	for Halloween last year.
	萬(wàn)圣節(jié)上扮演了他
0:17:48.44,	I had no idea Richard Feynman was dead.
	我不知道理查德·費(fèi)曼已經(jīng)去世了
0:17:51.88,	Yep. Most people don't know he's actually buried right here
	是的很多人都不知道他被埋在這里
0:17:55.35,	in Altadena.
	就在阿爾塔迪納
0:17:57.05,	I'm sure they keep a lid on that to avoid traffic jams.
	我確定他們蓋上蓋子是為了避免交通堵塞
0:18:02.39,	Well.
	好了
0:18:03.62,	Here he is.
	他就在這
0:18:05.26,	Oh, wow. He's buried with his wife.
	哇哦他和他的妻子埋在一起
0:18:07.60,	We get it. A lady loved you.
	我們知道了你有女人愛
0:18:09.33,	Quit bragging.
	別炫耀了
0:18:11.77,	Feynman was so cool.
	費(fèi)曼很酷
0:18:14.64,	When I was a kid, I'd put on some headphones
	當(dāng)我是個(gè)小孩子的時(shí)候我會(huì)帶上耳機(jī)
0:18:17.04,	and crank up one of his lectures and just...
	聽他的演講
0:18:20.14,	jam out to knowledge.
	在知識(shí)的海洋里遨游
0:18:24.21,	This guy knew how to live.
	這哥們很會(huì)生活
0:18:25.51,	He taught himself musical instruments.
	他自學(xué)了樂器
0:18:28.08,	He studied Portuguese.
	還特地學(xué)了葡萄牙語(yǔ)
0:18:29.88,	Just to give a speech in Brazil.
	就為了在巴西做一場(chǎng)演講
0:18:32.05,	The only part of me that's been to Brazil is my bikini line.
	我身上唯一到過(guò)巴西的部分是我的比基尼線
0:18:35.96,	Okay.
	好了
0:18:39.99,	He did so much.
	他做了那么多事
0:18:41.80,	And here we are, stuck and letting him down.
	我們卻在這兒止步不前讓他失望
0:18:45.10,	You know, Feynman used to say he didn't do physics
	你們知道嗎費(fèi)曼曾經(jīng)說(shuō)過(guò) 他研究物理
0:18:48.37,	for the glory or the awards, but just for the fun of it.
	不是為了榮譽(yù)或者獎(jiǎng)杯只是因?yàn)槲锢砗苡幸馑?/td>
0:18:53.07,	He was right.
	他說(shuō)得對(duì)
0:18:55.88,	Physics is only dead when we stop being excited about it.
	物理只有在我們對(duì)它失去興趣時(shí) 才會(huì)變得毫無(wú)意義
0:19:00.85,	Even beyond the grave, he's imparting wisdom.
	即使在墳?zāi)估?nbsp;他也在傳授智慧
0:19:03.98,	Um, I'm the one who remembered it.
	是我想起來(lái)的
0:19:08.12,	Give me the bottle.
	把瓶子給我
0:19:09.56,	I mean, it might be a little corny, but I say
	這可能有點(diǎn)過(guò)時(shí) 但我提議
0:19:11.49,	we pour one out for all the science homies
	給我們所有科學(xué)界的前輩
0:19:14.33,	who came before us.
	倒一杯
0:19:15.90,	I love that.
	我喜歡這個(gè)提議
0:19:18.90,	Mm-hmm.
	嗯哼
0:19:22.57,	Here comes some more.
	這兒還有一杯
0:19:29.31,	Ah, we got to see him run.
	哈哈我們看到他跑步了
0:19:40.62,	Oh, hi, you wanted to see me?
	嗨你想見我
0:19:43.12,	Yes. I wanted to talk to you about the e-mail
	是的我想談?wù)勀阕蛱焱砩?/td>
0:19:45.29,	you sent me last night.
	發(fā)給我的郵件
0:19:46.59,	I sent you an e-mail?
	我給你發(fā)了郵件
0:19:49.73,	You bet you did.
	可不是嗎
0:19:52.86,	Hello.
	你好
0:19:54.90,	Shalom and aloha from the grave of Richard Feynman."
	這是來(lái)自理查德·費(fèi)曼墳?zāi)沟膯柡?/td>
0:19:58.74,	Oh, it's coming back to me.
	啊我有點(diǎn)想起來(lái)了
0:20:01.34,	Please accept the following retraction:
	請(qǐng)接收以下我對(duì)我言論的撤回聲明
0:20:03.91,	I know I said physics is dead,
	我知道我曾說(shuō)過(guò)物理已經(jīng)死了
0:20:06.04,	But it is the opposite of dead.
	但事實(shí)正好相反
0:20:07.91,	If anything,
	事實(shí)上
0:20:09.08,	It is undead, like a zombie.
	它是不死的就像僵尸一樣
0:20:11.78,	Speaking of which,
	說(shuō)起僵尸
0:20:13.95,	If Richard Feynman came back as a zombie,
	如果理查德·費(fèi)曼變成僵尸
0:20:15.99,	I would totally let him bite me."
	我一定會(huì)讓他咬我
0:20:20.59,	Any chance that's the end?
	到結(jié)尾了嗎
0:20:23.43,	I got bit by a squirrel once.
	我曾經(jīng)被松鼠咬過(guò)
0:20:26.70,	I had to get rabies shots.
	不得不去打狂犬疫苗
0:20:28.83,	I cried so much,
	我哭得很兇
0:20:30.63,	My mother said 'don't be a baby.'
	我媽媽對(duì)我說(shuō) 不要像個(gè)小孩一樣
0:20:32.97,	In conclusion,
	總的來(lái)說(shuō)
0:20:34.60,	Physics is great.
	物理很棒
0:20:35.71,	Squirrels suck, and someday,
	松鼠很討厭并且有一天
0:20:37.71,	I'm gonna put my mom in a cheap nursing home.
	我會(huì)把我的媽媽送到廉價(jià)敬老院里去
0:20:41.51,	Yours truly,
	致敬
0:20:43.48,	XOXO, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter."
	么么噠萊納德·霍夫斯塔德
0:20:46.82,	I-I can explain. I...
	我能解釋我
0:20:48.05,	P.S.
	附言
0:20:48.89,	Can you come pick us up?
	你能接一下我們嗎
0:20:51.92,	The Uber driver won't open the door
	出租車司機(jī)不肯開門
0:20:53.72,	because Sheldon is covered in blue vomit."
	因?yàn)橹x爾頓全身都是藍(lán)色的嘔吐物