《柯南脫口秀》第7期:簡直像登月一樣

I have to say,I had the experience of moving out here, 我得說 我是22歲時(shí)

When I was 22 and it was like going to the moon. 搬了過來 簡直像登月一樣

you know,I was just getting started in the business and not having any idea, 我剛剛?cè)胄?我根本不知道

like, not really having a real job yet and not knowing what I was going to do and being freaked out. 沒有份正經(jīng)工作 也不知道我能做什么 特別害怕

Was it like that way for you? 你也是那樣嗎

Yeah,I mean, I had...I had a school that I was in,that I was able to go to for a little while but you don't have no money, you really... 是啊 當(dāng)時(shí)有所學(xué)校 我去了一陣子 但我沒有錢

You don't...I don't...I didn't know the area and I was living in a strange place.I didn't have a bed for a while. 我不熟悉這一帶 我住在一個(gè)很怪的地方 很長一段時(shí)間沒有床睡

what do you mean you didn't have a bed? -I just didn't have a bed. -I had a bed.-I didn't even have a 什么叫沒床睡 -就是沒床睡 -我都有床-我甚至都沒有

I started crashing at a friend's house because I didn't, couldn't afford rent. 我起初是住在朋友家 我付不起房租

I laid down a bunch of towels,I slept on about five towels for a while. 我放了一堆毛巾 有一段時(shí)間是睡在五條毛巾上的

And then I got my..., and then I got an apartment, I was able to get an apartment in the complex  后來我在大樓里找到一間公寓 

and actually found a in the dumpster in the carport and I thought sweet, free mattress. 在車庫的垃圾箱里找到了一張床墊  我還想 太棒了 免費(fèi)床墊啊

So I it up to my new apartment,slept on it,woke up the next morning covered in red . 我把床墊拖進(jìn)我的新公寓里 睡在上面 第二天早上醒來渾身是紅點(diǎn)

But I kept it.-No, that's when anyone else burns it. 但我還是把它留下了 這個(gè)時(shí)候正常人都把床墊燒了

so clearly there was vermin,there was vermin in your bed. 那上面顯然是有害蟲啊

I think I it with Lysol and I was just like 我好像噴了來蘇爾 然后就

because when you're 20,you're just like and then eventually the bumps went away. 20歲的時(shí)候 不在乎這種事 最后 紅點(diǎn)消失了