《柯南脫口秀》第129期:喜歡依偎
I don't know if I've ever been more disappointed to lean I'm a crow. 當(dāng)我得知我是烏鴉時(shí) 我十分失望
I thought these were supposed to be fun.Congrats.you're the bird. 我還以為這是好玩的呢 恭喜 你是清道夫鳥
You're .You're defensive.The crow like laughing and eating. 你很有防御心 你才有防御心 烏鴉喜歡笑和吃
Everybody likes laughing and eating.Almost like these internet quizzes are just making stuff up. 說都喜歡笑和吃好嗎 好像這些網(wǎng)絡(luò)問卷是在瞎編
I was like a crow would be. 我很生氣 就跟烏鴉一樣
I went back to google.Looked up second opinion online spirt animal quiz. 我回到了谷歌 去看了第二條靈獸測(cè)試
Like no way I'm a crow twice. 我不可能第二次還是烏鴉吧
This time I'm basically lying trying to get chocolate lab.Love snuggling and being rescued.Come on. 這次我在撒謊 想測(cè)成棕色拉布拉多 喜歡依偎和得到拯救 拜托
Quiz number two told me I'm a cricket. 第二個(gè)測(cè)試說我是只蟋蟀
that's not even an animal.That's an insect.I don't want a spirt . 那都不算動(dòng)物 那是昆蟲 我不想要靈蟲
So now crow is starting to sound pretty good. 現(xiàn)在烏鴉好像還不錯(cuò)了
I'm researching more about crows to learn a little more about my people. 我想研究一下烏鴉 更了解我的同類
Typing into google,are crows cool?Short version,they are.They are cool.I recommend them. 在谷歌里輸入 烏鴉很酷嗎 簡(jiǎn)短的回答是 是的 是很酷 我推薦
Crows.Recognize individual human faces.I know you guys are like,this guy is not going keep talking about crows,is he? 烏鴉 識(shí)別人臉 我知道你們想著 這人不會(huì)一直說烏鴉吧
But I kind of need to.I'll sum up the study real quick.Basically a scientist was mean to a crow. 但我得說 我快速總結(jié)一下研究 基本上來說 一個(gè)科學(xué)家對(duì)烏鴉很刻薄
And then released it,waited to see if the crow remembered him.Not only did it remember him but it was like,I hate you. 然后放了它 看看烏鴉能否記得他 烏鴉不僅記得他 還很恨他
