《柯南脫口秀》第128期:很酷的事

I just you can set a google to your own name. 我剛了解 你可以對(duì)自己的名字設(shè)置谷歌提醒

And google will e-mail you all the cool things other people with your name are doing. 谷歌會(huì)給你發(fā)郵件 內(nèi)容是跟你同名的人做的很酷的事

There's Joe Zimmerman Javier Lynn thrower who is it right now. 有個(gè)喬·齊默曼哈維爾·林恩噴射器 現(xiàn)在運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)良好

There is an actor who's been in a bunch of movies.We're very proud of that J.Z. 有個(gè)演員出演過(guò)許多電影 我們很驕傲 喬·齊

I went on to linked-in thinking there might be like 20 others.There were 400. 我登陸了關(guān)系網(wǎng) 想著也許還有20個(gè)同名人士 結(jié)果有400個(gè)

And they're doctors,lawyers,CEOs. 他們是醫(yī)生 律師 總裁

I made me realize I don't know if I would make the Forbes 400 wealthiest Joe Zimmermans. 這讓我意識(shí)到 我都不知道自己能不能上福布斯最富有的400個(gè)喬·齊默曼榜單

Trying to make a name for myself.Can't even make a name for myself just among people named me. 我想出名 結(jié)果甚至都沒(méi)法在同名人士之中出名

I'm mad at google right now.I had an important question to ask and I remember typing in,what is my 我現(xiàn)在好恨谷歌 我有個(gè)很重要的問(wèn)題要問(wèn) 我記得輸入 我的是什么

before I could finish the thing that google suggested was spirt animal. 我輸入完之前 谷歌建議的是 靈獸

And I was like,yeah.what is that?You see other people and you know,right?You're like,Tu Kann. 我說(shuō) 這是什么啊 因?yàn)槟憧匆?jiàn)其他人就知道了 對(duì)吧 你會(huì)說(shuō) 杜鵑

Nobody ever told me mine.I'm taking this online spirit animal quiz hoping I'm a chocolate lab. 沒(méi)人跟我說(shuō)過(guò)我的 所以我要做在線靈獸測(cè)試 希望我是棕色拉布拉多