英語笑話:Einstein and God愛因斯坦與上帝

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愛因斯坦與上帝

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."

愛因斯坦登上西奈山與上帝近距離交談。仰望著上帝，他問道：“神啊，一百萬年對于你來說相當于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分鐘。”愛因斯坦問：“一百萬元對于你來說又相當于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分錢。”愛因斯坦問：“能給我一分錢嗎?”上帝說：“請等一分鐘。”