讓你立刻成為焦點(diǎn)的八句幽默語(yǔ)錄

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。

自從我聽(tīng)說(shuō)“人還是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

2.Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。

園藝定律：區(qū)分益草和害草的辦法是，拔出來(lái)試試——如果很容易拔掉，就證明它是益草。

3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。

如果放在家里的東西找不回來(lái)，最容易的辦法就是去買(mǎi)個(gè)新的回來(lái)。

4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

你是否注意到，這年頭，自從有了數(shù)碼攝錄機(jī)，就再也沒(méi)人象以前那樣老是說(shuō)不明飛行物的事情了。(幽默的“原因”請(qǐng)見(jiàn)下方的讀者評(píng)論)

5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

不慎的時(shí)候只要一根火柴就足以引發(fā)森林大火，而想點(diǎn)燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。

6.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

不知道是誰(shuí)第一個(gè)看見(jiàn)母牛，就敢說(shuō)：“我要使勁擠一擠那兩排倒吊著的玩意兒，流出來(lái)的是啥俺就喝啥”?

7. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

不知道是誰(shuí)第一個(gè)看見(jiàn)母雞，就敢說(shuō)：“看見(jiàn)那只雞沒(méi)有?我就等著吃從它屁股里面滾出來(lái)的東西。”

8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

膠水為啥就不會(huì)粘在膠水瓶里面啊?