Pig or Witch 豬或女巫

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　If only men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。

　　他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”

　　那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”

　　他們繼續(xù)前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

　　要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。