幽默笑話兩則 （雙語(yǔ)）

小編導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：今天小編給大家?guī)?lái)的是兩則雙語(yǔ)笑話！笑話是撫慰人焦灼靈魂的一劑良藥。笑話偶爾也給人以啟示并上升到哲理層面，引發(fā)人們深層次的思考。接下來(lái)跟著小編一起來(lái)欣賞一下吧！

第一則：聰明的兒子

One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.

After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"

"Certainly."

"You didn't notice that the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"

"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

"Then why didn't you take it back?"

"I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"

有一天，父親讓八歲的兒子寄信。兒子接過(guò)信。父親這時(shí)才想起他沒(méi)有在信封上寫(xiě)地址與收件人名稱。

兒子回來(lái)后，父親問(wèn)他：“你已經(jīng)把信塞進(jìn)信箱了嗎?”

“當(dāng)然。”

“你沒(méi)注意到信封上沒(méi)有地址和收件人的名字嗎?”

“我當(dāng)然看到信封上什么也沒(méi)有。”

“那你為什么不把它拿回來(lái)?”

“我還以為你不寫(xiě)地址和收信人是因?yàn)槟悴幌胱屛抑滥阋獙⑦@封信寄給誰(shuí)!”

第二則：謹(jǐn)遵醫(yī)囑

Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

Brown: What for?

Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: "One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

布朗： 見(jiàn)到你身體這么不好真令人難過(guò)。你去看過(guò)醫(yī)生嗎?。

杰克：看過(guò)了，我現(xiàn)在一天洗三次澡。

布朗：為什么? 杰克：我也不知道，這是醫(yī)生的囑咐。他給了我一些藥并告訴我要按照藥瓶上的說(shuō)明去做。說(shuō)明上面寫(xiě)著“一天三次在水中服一湯匙。