英語幽默笑話30秒Unit13：Insomnia失眠

失眠

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

有一個男的去看醫(yī)生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。

The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

醫(yī)生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

and then told him,

然后告訴他;

"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”