美國(guó)流行笑話：Loose-fitting Clothing 寬松的衣服

139　Loose-fitting Clothing 寬松的衣服

Clearly I was not going to win the battle of the bulge on my own, so I decided to join a gym. “Before you start working out, we like to do a health assessment,” explained the gym representative. “When you come in, wear loose-fitting clothing.” “If I had loose-fitting clothing, we wouldn't be having this conversation,” I replied.

很顯然，單靠我自己已經(jīng)無(wú)法戰(zhàn)勝發(fā)胖的趨勢(shì)，所以我決定參加一個(gè)健身房。健身房的代表解釋說(shuō)：“在你開(kāi)始之前，我們來(lái)做一個(gè)健康評(píng)估。你進(jìn)來(lái)的時(shí)候，穿一件寬松的衣服。”我回答說(shuō)：“我如果有寬松的衣服，就不會(huì)在這里和你說(shuō)話了。”