雙語(yǔ)醫(yī)患笑話：377　Do you have a living will? 你立遺囑了嗎？

英語(yǔ)笑話

377　Do you have a living will? 你立遺囑了嗎？

The cardiologist at the ER had bad news for me: “You're going to need a pacemaker.” Later, the nurse filling out the admission form began to ask me the standard questions: “Have you ever had mumps, measles?” etc. Seeing how upset I was, she put down the clipboard and took my hand. “Don't worry,” she said soothingly. “This kind of heart problem is easily fixed, and your life will be much better as a result.” I felt reassured until she continued: “Do you have a living will?”

急診室的心臟科醫(yī)生告訴我一個(gè)壞消息：“你將需要一個(gè)心臟起搏器。”隨后，為我填寫(xiě)住院登記表的護(hù)士開(kāi)始問(wèn)我許多常規(guī)的問(wèn)題：“你有沒(méi)有得過(guò)腮腺炎、麻疹？”等等。她看到我很不安，就放下夾子板，抓住我的手，安慰我說(shuō)：“不要緊張。這種心臟毛病是很容易治好的。治療結(jié)果會(huì)使你的生活品質(zhì)大大改善。”我剛剛比較放心了一些，她接著問(wèn)：“你立遺囑了嗎？”