英語(yǔ)笑話 - 青少年篇：654　No woman can get ready in ten minutes 沒有女人能在十分鐘就準(zhǔn)備好的

英語(yǔ)笑話

654　No woman can get ready in ten minutes 沒有女人能在十分鐘就準(zhǔn)備好的

Mike came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. “What's the story this time, Mike?” his boss asked sarcastically. “Let's hear a good excuse for a change.” Mike sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, boss. My wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. I swam across the river—see, my suit's still damp—ran out to the airport, got a ride on helicopter, landed on top of City Music Hall.” “You'll have to do better than that, Mike,” said the boss. “No woman can get ready in ten minutes!”

麥克在一星期之內(nèi)已經(jīng)第三次遲到一小時(shí)。他的上司嘲弄他說：“麥克，這一次是什么故事啊？能不能找一個(gè)新的借口讓我們換換口味？”麥克嘆了一口氣說：“頭兒，今天早上什么都不順。太太決定送我去車站，她十分鐘就準(zhǔn)備好了?？墒?，活動(dòng)吊橋卡住了。我游泳過了河。你瞧，我衣服還濕著呢。我跑步到飛機(jī)場(chǎng)，搭上直升機(jī)，停在市音樂廳的頂上?！鄙纤菊f：“麥克，你該編得好一點(diǎn)。哪有女人能在十分鐘就準(zhǔn)備好的？”